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You pee. You finish. You shake. You're absolutely sure it's all out this time, so you tuck everything back in it's proper position. Then afterpeeâ„¢ (sensing your vulnerability) reveals itself, and dribbles down your leg. It's unavoidable. WTF is going on here fellas? |
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it sucks, it's cold, and now i'm wet. |
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They make things for this. |
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this ofcourse is very ghey, but I use a bit of paper to dehumidify my wang after the act of urine-expulsion. 't is the choice between having embarrassing urine-stains down the length of the pantaloons or the danger of being thought of as A Bit Of A Woopsie. each man has to make this choice. |
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You're not talking about Daddies Nappies are you? |
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that sounds even more gay than my wiping-habits, if such a thing is at all possible. |
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there are 'Manties' but I'm nut sure about Daddies Nappies really... |
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I keep an extra pair of pants in my pocket, so when I am done urinating I place my pen|s into the spare pants. This tricks the uring into spilling into the decoy. Then I throw the pants away, put my dong back into my realpants, and head back to the party, spot-free. |
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"Manties - Panties Made For Men". .. they're women's panties. |
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Spongepomme Spare Pants |
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maybe try a spot of lard applied to the little fellas spout, that should seal it up good and proper, untill the oppurtunity arrises for your dog/cat to lick it crispy and clean, Hey Presto! Spotless undercarriage. |
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But serriously, this is incontinency in it's infancy. I can't imagine it will get any better, only worse. |
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are you going all Anus_Presley on us, forr rreal? |
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I don't get it. |
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in some pants its worse than others *sings* some pants pee better than others (others) sooome pants pee better than others laa lalalaalalalaa pee better than othersss some pants |
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I HATE THIS. Afterpee is a bitch. I find a squeeze after the peeing can help. There's still a dribble but it doesn't go down the leg, just soaks into the boxers. bahhh why am I saying this!? |
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Thats why i wait the extra couple seconds. Now when you are drinking at the bar this will occur more often |
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You must have a super-leaky penis, because I don't have it dribble down my leg. Thats nasty. Your name is now "piss legs". |
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lmao |
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manties! funny stuff. |
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i just wait a bit. fixes the problem (normally). |
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yeah, it's definately getting worse with age. pretty soon i'll be pissing more down my leg than i do in the urinal. |
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Aftercum is worse, especially when it has dried. rrrriiiiipppp |
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Just stand in the urinal.. you know it makes sense! |
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Getting soap in the hole is a motherfucker |
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that's what i was thinking. if i could figure out some way to wear a urinal, and pee into a pair of pants stapled to the wall, my problem would be solved. |
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Ever get post-cum-piss-burn? THAT is a bitch. |
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maybe this is just me, but i think i'd rather pee in my pants than wipe my dick after urination. |
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antibiotics are the solution, my friend. |
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You could wad up a little piece of toilet paper and put it in your pee-hole. |
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Afterpee ain't no thang. My advice would be to utterly drench yourself and your surroundings in gallons of piss. The ladies love it when you mark out your territory. |
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fiddling the little bastard too much causes an entirely different problem. |
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"Afterpee ain't no thang" The hot new join from the man, Jay-Z. Peep it at your local Wal-Mart this spring, bizatch. |
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pfffffffffffffthahahahahahahahaha. |
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serriously not? |
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maybe you should rrepeat it forr him. |
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well, if he doesn't like it, he can fugging well leave. the dumbass. |
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I didn't get it eitherr. |
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serriously? |
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,C==8 . . . . |
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i think holding it in too long promotes incontinency |
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lawl! |
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Afterpeeâ„¢ is a pain. I just grrim and bearr it. |
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epohs("piss legs") hard at work |
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Ohw are you goin all qrter on us now? |
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holy shit!, you told me you deleted that picture!?!? |
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Western Beverly Plumbing Air Conditioning Pants Wetting |
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WOAH! ppboys.com?! hahahaha |
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omglolerpants! |
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Never trust a plumber with a leaky pipe. |
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