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epohs: It's time to take these lemons and make some lemonade (the kind of lemonade that sprinkles down your pants). submissions@ppboys.com earn hard ca$h! |
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I don't get it. |
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holy fucking shit dudes, i just had to hold in a massive lol (cause my boss was right outside my office), and it almost gave me an aneurysm. |
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epohs' dad. Apparently it runs in the family... |
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submissions@ppboys.com is probably the funniest thing i've seen in months. |
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jesus, i gotta leave this thread before i piss in my pants fo reals. |
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LOL/WTF |
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It just occured to me that their schlongs point backwards. Those must be tight ma-fuckin jeans. |
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after some drinking, afterpeeâ„¢ is a serious problem, and lets not even mention the drunken disregard for piss wet undies. |
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If you're implying that you pee yourself when drinking, then you need to see a dokitor. |
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i have afterpeeâ„¢ when i am drinking, its very natural, (ALOT(having to piss) * DRUNK(you) = WEARING(slightly wet undies)) |
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I was never good at math. |
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i must see a dokitor, they sound very interesting |
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That is nasty. Whatever works for your bladder |
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afterpeeâ„¢ isn't really enough to soak your draws. at most it'll give you a little spottage on your slacks. if you're leaving the lil boys room with soggy boxerbriefs, you're probably out of afterpeeâ„¢ territory, and entering into adult diaper land. |
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I, no shit, just after-peed a little. Oh no oh fuck. :( |
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it's inevitable dude. a real problem, that needs real solutions. |
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Why don't you ask your doctor-parents what to do? |
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Off-topic: Dude, remember that time many years ago that we cracked ourselves up thinking of different uber-embarassing scenarios that we would have to explain to our parents? |
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haha! totally. seems like that was a little before the whole flydog/monkey-with-a-ministry-hat laughfest. |
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like how you got your dick stuck in the vacuum? |
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mom.... i... uh... well, i.... .. ... i, got a he-man toy stuck in my butt. i need help getting it out. |
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How bout gettin She-ra in your urethra? |
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I rrememberr having to trry and explain how my frriend's fish that she'd secrretly bought behind herr mam's back had... vanished. |
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please explain further |
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It was the night we got high at Dave's and player Super Mario World and Mikey came in. |
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that night was awesome. lots of nights were awesome over there. |
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This one time at band camp... |
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ok, so, anyways... We now continue with: ________________________________________________ |_Afterpeesâ„¢: their effect on your self-confidence_| |
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Afterpees are the leat of my worries. |
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they are the leak of my worries. ah hoho! |
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hmm, i don't have any troubles with afterpee!?!? but i never get drunk so that might have something to do with it..hmm |
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they are the leak in my skivvies oh, hobo! *A homeless man walks out from an alleyway and puts his hands up saying "What?"* |
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not to mention, it sounds a bit disturbing..i mean, it would bother me a great deal if i'd pee in my trousers. |
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your peevalve is made of stainless steel! |
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that's goig to change when i get in my 50's or 60's though. although i hope they come up with some solution by then :) |
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Well, tolstoyed, that depends(tm)... |
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im sure it does...although im not sure what you mean :) |
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its just a little tiny teeney itsy bitsy little bity bit of pee, its almost unnoticible until you have to go again and walla! theirs a spot on my boxers |
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afterpee is usually countered by wiping, as qrter mentioned. Its usefull when out in public situations, otherwise if you're just at home all day, dont worry about it. |
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i sometimes press on my choad a bit, to force out the last bit of pee. like reach under your grundies and push on the bottom of your ureathra or whatever it's called. hope this helps! |
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I believe you're firmly in masturbationville there, me laddio. |
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taint stimulation = within wankton city limits |
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A urinal is a 24/7 bukkake session for porcelain. |
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reaching under the grundies = Selflove City good citizenship award |
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Mastubation is only masturbation when helmet stimulation is involved. |
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*genuine lol* |
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yeah, you keep telling yourself that while you're typing your next message with one hand, the other one a tightly balled fist up your ass. |
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