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offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 13:40 [#01438342]
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epohs: It's time to take these lemons and make some lemonade
(the kind of lemonade that sprinkles down your pants).

submissions@ppboys.com

earn hard ca$h!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-12-28 13:42 [#01438343]
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I don't get it.



 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 13:42 [#01438344]
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holy fucking shit dudes, i just had to hold in a massive lol
(cause my boss was right outside my office), and it almost
gave me an aneurysm.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 13:42 [#01438345]
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epohs' dad. Apparently it runs in the family...


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offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 13:43 [#01438346]
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submissions@ppboys.com

is probably the funniest thing i've seen in months.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 13:44 [#01438350]
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jesus, i gotta leave this thread before i piss in my pants
fo reals.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-28 13:46 [#01438353]
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LOL/WTF


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 13:47 [#01438356]
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It just occured to me that their schlongs point backwards.
Those must be tight ma-fuckin jeans.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-12-28 13:47 [#01438358]
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after some drinking, afterpeeâ„¢ is a serious problem, and
lets not even mention the drunken disregard for piss wet
undies.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 13:49 [#01438363]
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If you're implying that you pee yourself when drinking, then
you need to see a dokitor.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-12-28 13:51 [#01438364]
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i have afterpeeâ„¢ when i am drinking, its very natural,
(ALOT(having to piss) * DRUNK(you) = WEARING(slightly wet
undies))


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 13:51 [#01438365]
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I was never good at math.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-12-28 13:51 [#01438366]
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i must see a dokitor, they sound very interesting


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 13:55 [#01438367]
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That is nasty. Whatever works for your bladder


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 13:58 [#01438372]
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afterpeeâ„¢ isn't really enough to soak your draws.

at most it'll give you a little spottage on your slacks.

if you're leaving the lil boys room with soggy boxerbriefs,
you're probably out of afterpeeâ„¢ territory, and entering
into adult diaper land.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 13:58 [#01438374]
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I, no shit, just after-peed a little.

Oh no oh fuck. :(



 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 14:00 [#01438378]
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it's inevitable dude. a real problem, that needs real
solutions.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 14:02 [#01438383]
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Why don't you ask your doctor-parents what to do?


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 14:02 [#01438384]
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In this complicated world, these people can give you guid...


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 14:03 [#01438386]
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Off-topic: Dude, remember that time many years ago that we
cracked ourselves up thinking of different uber-embarassing
scenarios that we would have to explain to our parents?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 14:13 [#01438396]
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haha! totally.

seems like that was a little before the whole
flydog/monkey-with-a-ministry-hat laughfest.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-28 14:13 [#01438397]
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like how you got your dick stuck in the vacuum?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 14:16 [#01438400]
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mom.... i... uh... well, i....

..

...

i, got a he-man toy stuck in my butt. i need help getting
it out.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-28 14:16 [#01438401]
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How bout gettin She-ra in your urethra?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-12-28 14:19 [#01438406]
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I rrememberr having to trry and explain how my frriend's
fish that she'd secrretly bought behind herr mam's back
had... vanished.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-12-28 14:20 [#01438407]
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please explain further


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 14:26 [#01438412]
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It was the night we got high at Dave's and player Super
Mario World and Mikey came in.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 14:29 [#01438416]
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that night was awesome. lots of nights were awesome over
there.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 14:32 [#01438419]
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This one time at band camp...


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 14:41 [#01438425]
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ok, so, anyways...

We now continue with:
________________________________________________
|_Afterpeesâ„¢: their effect on your
self-confidence
_|



 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 14:45 [#01438426]
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Afterpees are the leat of my worries.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 14:50 [#01438431]
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they are the leak of my worries.

ah hoho!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-28 14:53 [#01438435]
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hmm, i don't have any troubles with afterpee!?!? but i never
get drunk so that might have something to do with it..hmm


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 14:54 [#01438436]
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they are the leak in my skivvies

oh, hobo!

*A homeless man walks out from an alleyway and puts his
hands up saying "What?"*


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-28 14:54 [#01438437]
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not to mention, it sounds a bit disturbing..i mean, it would
bother me a great deal if i'd pee in my trousers.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 14:54 [#01438438]
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your peevalve is made of stainless steel!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-28 14:56 [#01438439]
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that's goig to change when i get in my 50's or 60's though.
although i hope they come up with some solution by then :)


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 14:57 [#01438440]
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Well, tolstoyed, that depends(tm)...


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-28 14:58 [#01438441]
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im sure it does...although im not sure what you mean :)


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-12-28 14:58 [#01438442]
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its just a little tiny teeney itsy bitsy little bity bit of
pee, its almost unnoticible until you have to go again and
walla! theirs a spot on my boxers


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2004-12-28 14:59 [#01438445]
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Get ur Stain Defenderâ„¢ on!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-28 15:05 [#01438453]
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afterpee is usually countered by wiping, as qrter mentioned.
Its usefull when out in public situations, otherwise if
you're just at home all day, dont worry about it.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-12-28 15:17 [#01438475]
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i sometimes press on my choad a bit, to force out the last
bit of pee. like reach under your grundies and push on the
bottom of your ureathra or whatever it's called. hope this
helps!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-28 15:26 [#01438495]
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I believe you're firmly in masturbationville there, me
laddio.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 15:29 [#01438504]
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taint stimulation = within wankton city limits


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 15:30 [#01438508]
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A urinal is a 24/7 bukkake session for porcelain.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-28 15:31 [#01438509]
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reaching under the grundies = Selflove City good citizenship
award


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 15:31 [#01438512]
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Mastubation is only masturbation when helmet stimulation is
involved.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 15:32 [#01438514]
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*genuine lol*


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-28 15:33 [#01438518]
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yeah, you keep telling yourself that while you're typing
your next message with one hand, the other one a tightly
balled fist up your ass.


 


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