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offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 12:03 [#01438219]
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You pee.
You finish.
You shake.
You're absolutely sure it's all out this time, so you tuck
everything back in it's proper position.

Then afterpeeâ„¢ (sensing your vulnerability) reveals
itself, and dribbles down your leg. It's unavoidable.

WTF is going on here fellas?


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2004-12-28 12:04 [#01438220]
Points: 1441 Status: Lurker



it sucks, it's cold, and now i'm wet.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 12:08 [#01438224]
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They make things for this.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-28 12:09 [#01438225]
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this ofcourse is very ghey, but I use a bit of paper to
dehumidify my wang after the act of urine-expulsion.

't is the choice between having embarrassing urine-stains
down the length of the pantaloons or the danger of being
thought of as A Bit Of A Woopsie.

each man has to make this choice.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2004-12-28 12:09 [#01438226]
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You're not talking about Daddies Nappies are you?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-28 12:09 [#01438227]
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that sounds even more gay than my wiping-habits, if such a
thing is at all possible.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2004-12-28 12:12 [#01438234]
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there are 'Manties'

here

but I'm nut sure about Daddies Nappies really...


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 12:14 [#01438236]
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I keep an extra pair of pants in my pocket, so when I am
done urinating I place my pen|s into the spare pants.
This tricks the uring into spilling into the decoy. Then I
throw the pants away, put my dong back into my realpants,
and head back to the party, spot-free.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-28 12:14 [#01438237]
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"Manties - Panties Made For Men".

..

they're women's panties.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-28 12:14 [#01438238]
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Spongepomme Spare Pants


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2004-12-28 12:18 [#01438240]
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maybe try a spot of lard applied to the little fellas spout,
that should seal it up good and proper, untill the
oppurtunity arrises for your dog/cat to lick it crispy and
clean, Hey Presto! Spotless undercarriage.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 12:18 [#01438241]
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But serriously, this is incontinency in it's infancy. I
can't imagine it will get any better, only worse.



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-28 12:21 [#01438242]
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are you going all Anus_Presley on us, forr rreal?


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 12:23 [#01438243]
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I don't get it.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-12-28 12:30 [#01438247]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



in some pants its worse than others

*sings*

some pants pee better than others (others)
sooome pants pee better than others

laa lalalaalalalaa pee better than othersss some pants


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-12-28 12:34 [#01438250]
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I HATE THIS. Afterpee is a bitch.
I find a squeeze after the peeing can help. There's still a
dribble but it doesn't go down the leg, just soaks into the
boxers.

bahhh why am I saying this!?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-12-28 12:36 [#01438252]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



Thats why i wait the extra couple seconds. Now when you are
drinking at the bar this will occur more often


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 12:41 [#01438256]
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You must have a super-leaky penis, because I don't have it
dribble down my leg. Thats nasty.

Your name is now "piss legs".


 

offline ChildrenTalking from United States on 2004-12-28 12:43 [#01438258]
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lmao


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-12-28 12:45 [#01438261]
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manties! funny stuff.


 

offline Atli from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-12-28 12:48 [#01438263]
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i just wait a bit. fixes the problem (normally).


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 12:57 [#01438267]
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yeah, it's definately getting worse with age.

pretty soon i'll be pissing more down my leg than i do in
the urinal.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-12-28 12:58 [#01438268]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



Aftercum is worse, especially when it has dried.

rrrriiiiipppp


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-12-28 13:01 [#01438274]
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Just stand in the urinal.. you know it makes sense!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-12-28 13:01 [#01438276]
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Getting soap in the hole is a motherfucker


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 13:02 [#01438279]
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that's what i was thinking.

if i could figure out some way to wear a urinal, and pee
into a pair of pants stapled to the wall, my problem would
be solved.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 13:03 [#01438282]
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Ever get post-cum-piss-burn? THAT is a bitch.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 13:05 [#01438283]
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maybe this is just me, but i think i'd rather pee in my
pants than wipe my dick after urination.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 13:05 [#01438284]
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antibiotics are the solution, my friend.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 13:06 [#01438285]
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You could wad up a little piece of toilet paper and put it
in your pee-hole.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-12-28 13:07 [#01438286]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict



Afterpee ain't no thang. My advice would be to utterly
drench yourself and your surroundings in gallons of piss.
The ladies love it when you mark out your territory.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 13:08 [#01438288]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



fiddling the little bastard too much causes an entirely
different problem.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 13:09 [#01438290]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



"Afterpee ain't no thang"
The hot new join from the man, Jay-Z. Peep it at your local
Wal-Mart this spring, bizatch.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-28 13:14 [#01438295]
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pfffffffffffffthahahahahahahahaha.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-28 13:23 [#01438301]
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serriously not?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 13:24 [#01438303]
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maybe you should rrepeat it forr him.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-28 13:25 [#01438307]
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well, if he doesn't like it, he can fugging well leave.

the dumbass.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-12-28 13:27 [#01438312]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict



I didn't get it eitherr.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-28 13:27 [#01438315]
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serriously?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 13:28 [#01438317]
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,C==8
.
.
.
.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-12-28 13:32 [#01438326]
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i think holding it in too long promotes incontinency


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 13:34 [#01438327]
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lawl!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-12-28 13:36 [#01438330]
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Afterpeeâ„¢ is a pain. I just grrim and bearr it.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 13:37 [#01438331]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



epohs("piss legs") hard at work


Attached picture

 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 13:37 [#01438332]
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Ohw are you goin all qrter on us now?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 13:37 [#01438333]
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holy shit!, you told me you deleted that picture!?!?


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 13:38 [#01438336]
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Western Beverly

Plumbing
Air Conditioning
Pants Wetting


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-12-28 13:39 [#01438338]
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WOAH!

ppboys.com?! hahahaha


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-28 13:39 [#01438339]
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omglolerpants!


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-28 13:39 [#01438341]
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Never trust a plumber with a leaky pipe.


 


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