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offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-26 14:03 [#01436745]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



"The new and revollutionaary peenjs enlaargment tool! spew"

 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-26 19:18 [#01436825]
Points: 26326 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



giginger, get your breasts enlarged NOW!

 

offline uzim on 2004-12-26 19:28 [#01436828]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



- "PLEASE HELP ME AND MY FAMILY!!!"
- yeah, right.... fuck off *deletes*

 

offline uzim on 2004-12-26 19:31 [#01436832]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



i barely get any spam though. 1 per week, something like
that - some time ago i didn't receive any at all : )

the "Nigeria" one was pretty funny (except if you received
it all the time...), how naive people can be?!... i consider
myself naive, but to be this naive would almost break
records...


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-12-26 20:38 [#01436845]
Points: 5264 Status: Lurker



What-ever the hell this means:

"From: Lovë-insufficiënt Woman
Title: wânting to reach for accomplícés Delman..."

 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-12-26 20:43 [#01436850]
Points: 5264 Status: Lurker



I know it's not spam-related, but I don't want to start a
new thread, will someone explain this
"It's like buying a car and losing your driver's license at
the same time" thing on the top of the page..?

I am baffled.

 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-12-26 20:45 [#01436851]
Points: 6045 Status: Lurker | Followup to Q4Z2X: #01436850



it's from the pinned topic on top about xltronic.

if i remember correctly, phobia was describing his situation
with this site. he pays month after month for hosting, but
doesn't have the time to do as much as he'd like to. so he
said the 'it's like..........'


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-12-26 20:47 [#01436852]
Points: 6045 Status: Lurker | Followup to thecurbcreeper: #01436851



"hey.... i know everyone is excited and patience is running

over..... but i'm the one who really, REALLY, REALLY
suffers from this. imagine the frustration of paying $100
each month for years and not being able to finish it... it's

like buying a car and losing your driving license at the
same time. it's stressful like hell."

 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-26 20:52 [#01436854]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



Even reading about funny spam mail gives me a headache

 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2004-12-27 02:14 [#01436888]
Points: 6851 Status: Regular



Spam i get now always has some randomly selected quotes from
literature in subject line. Sometimes they are quite
funny..
this was in russian, i hope this is also fun in English:

Vacuummashtorg (a great snipe is much more plump than a
snipe)

Real Estate from the owner (the hunter rushes himself to
where he hears the scream from with a rifle)

and so on...

 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2004-12-27 04:57 [#01436893]
Points: 8603 Status: Lurker | Followup to brokephones: #01436854



your avatar is amazing

 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-31 20:07 [#01441381]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



"Get good prjjces on good pheermacy prods! darry"

 

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