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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-12-14 16:07 [#01425709]
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The shower is the best part every day of my life. My body is usually so very tired and smelly then whooosh, hot hot water raining down upon me. Then I get all lobsterized from having the heat too hot.
Do you have hot,warm,lukewarm or cold showers?
Hot showers are clearly the way to go. Sand.
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Chihiro
from twins land on 2004-12-14 16:08 [#01425715]
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Hot showers are nice... cold showers are "the best" after a jacouzi, or a sauna.
But i prefer hot baths. :)
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-12-14 16:08 [#01425716]
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I start warm and move it until it cannot get any hotter. Maximum cleansing!
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-12-14 16:10 [#01425719]
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i like it in between warm and hot, warm enough so I get that sauna level of refreshment but not so hot that I get "lobsterized" ;)
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-14 16:10 [#01425720]
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only losers wash
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-12-14 16:11 [#01425722]
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anyone here ever skip a shower on a day where you know you don't have anywhere to go in public, just so that the shower the next day is twice as refreshing?
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-12-14 16:12 [#01425723]
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I like burning myself through liquid. Its fascinating. Sometimes my shower will cut out the hot water at the worst times, assaulting me with frozen death rain that kicks my ass.
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-12-14 16:16 [#01425724]
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I prefer baths, I don't think my undercarrage gets clean enough in a shower. I love a clean undercarrage
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-12-14 16:18 [#01425729]
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the last thing I do in the shower is scrub the bejesus out of my junk and crack.... it's quite effective for a clean undercarriage.
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-12-14 16:18 [#01425730]
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Showers are a clean rinse, whereas in a bath you simply float in water that collects your filth.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-12-14 16:20 [#01425733]
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good point.
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Chihiro
from twins land on 2004-12-14 16:20 [#01425734]
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unless you rinse yourself off at the of the bath time ;)
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-12-14 16:22 [#01425737]
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"the of the the of the the of the" Yeah but then you need to use soap and shit to clean the bath cess off you.
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mrgypsum
on 2004-12-14 16:26 [#01425739]
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luke warm for me, i prefer copious amount of wanking it though
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Chihiro
from twins land on 2004-12-14 16:28 [#01425740]
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hehehehe :) Now we're moving in the "Obsesiv compulsiv dissorder" area.
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2004-12-14 16:30 [#01425741]
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i think im going to take hot shower right now. tnx for the tip.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-12-14 16:36 [#01425746]
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usually hot. if there's no hot water than cold obviously.
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-12-14 16:59 [#01425771]
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I prefer to call it "Making myself not stink".
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-12-14 17:02 [#01425775]
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ive done that for weeks
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-12-14 17:04 [#01425778]
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the longest I've gone is like 8 days I think, and I just couldn't take it anymore.
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-12-14 17:05 [#01425781]
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After about five days without body cleansing, you begin to feel the dirt building up all over you.
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Chihiro
from twins land on 2004-12-14 17:08 [#01425785]
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the longest i've been without a wash might have been 4 to 5 days...
But i've heard, that it's actually good for your skin, and more not to wash for a long time.
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-12-14 17:10 [#01425788]
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It isn't healthy not to wash...
But bathing without soap can be good for your skin, soaking in a bath
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-14 17:13 [#01425791]
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I dislike showering. it's okay when you're under there, I just really hate that moment when you get out from under there and it is extremely cold.
I always shower as quickly as possible, 10 minutes at the very most.
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mimi
on 2004-12-14 17:14 [#01425792]
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i have to have the water really hot. and i take a long time. i'm sure my roommates hate me for that. i look like a tomato when i come out of the bathroom.
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-12-14 17:15 [#01425793]
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I've slept in the shower before because it was too good.
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mimi
on 2004-12-14 17:15 [#01425794]
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but i only do it every other day recently because my hair takes a long time to straighten, and everytime i get it wet i have to do it over again. it looks better the second day anyways.
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mimi
on 2004-12-14 17:15 [#01425795]
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i fell asleep in the tub once!
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2004-12-14 18:21 [#01425837]
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I am more of a bather, but I enjoy a hot hot shower on occasion. I don't feel clean unless I have at least one bath every week, they just work better.
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2004-12-14 19:35 [#01425885]
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Im all for a scalding bath, but how in hell are they more effective than a shower?
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-14 19:39 [#01425890]
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because you sit around in your own filth.
which is great, apparently.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-14 20:13 [#01425900]
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"all that bacteria having sex around me"
or something... seinfeld
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-12-14 20:27 [#01425916]
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I didn't shower for a whole summer, and now I only shower maybe once every week or so. Apparently it's a lot better for your skin if you can get away with not constantly showering as it dries out your skin. Of course if you start smelling bad it's time for a wash (or if you get a rash). during that summer my skin stopped being really dry, I didn't get dandruff, I didn't get B.O., and I stopped having pimples. I think of showering now as more of a bad habbit that I dont wanna fall back into. The End
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mimi
on 2004-12-14 20:33 [#01425917]
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bathing in a bucket of scup.
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2004-12-14 20:34 [#01425918]
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I wouldn't step foot in that human bacteria frap you got goin' over in your apartment!
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2004-12-14 20:35 [#01425919]
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whoa that's weird. so did you smell? did others say you smelled? what kind of activities did you do? did you have air conditioning?
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plaidzebra
from so long, xlt on 2004-12-14 20:49 [#01425930]
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the shower should be used more frequently as a facilitator of diplomatic relations. for example, imagine that tony blair and gwb get into a huge argument about whether or not canadians are americans. there's no way for either to back down, cuz they both know they're right, and now there's nothing but tension in their weekly phone calls. first you find a way to get each of them to work out at the same gym; when they get into the shower, they discover through the clouds of steam that there's no one there but the two of them and six or seven bodyguards. first there's only a terse greeting, and then maybe a little hurried soaping, but before you know it they're talking about their mutual dislike of saddam hussein and how much "better off" the people of iraq will be with their newly democratically elected government...
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2004-12-14 20:56 [#01425935]
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I use lukewarm water in my showers. Once, a year and a half ago, when I was squatting, the house only had cold water. Funny, but after having a short cold shower, where my body gets fully cleaned and clensed, after drying off, wearing clean clothes is probly the most amazing thing you could ever have. Its similar to comming in from a heavy rain in clothes that are drenched, and putting on warm socks and dry clothes.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-14 21:19 [#01425952]
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the fun thing about being smelly is ofcourse that after a while you yourself don't smell it anymore, or at least smell it a lot less than anyone else, thus creating the illusion that you don't stink..
..while in fact people can't talk to you because of continuous vomiting, and you can serve what is accumulating on your dick on crackers..
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-12-14 21:21 [#01425954]
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Whats that shit that accumulates on your dick called anyway? My friend calls it "Spagma"
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2004-12-14 21:23 [#01425955]
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OH GOD THE VISUALIZATIONS
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-14 21:25 [#01425956]
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smegma.
your dick needs it. but too much will cause infection.
at this point I'd like to quote dr. Joyce Wright, M.D.: "Is Smegma useful? Yes, certainly. It lubricates the cavity between the foreskin of the penis and the glans, thus allowing smooth movement between them during intercourse."
more on this matter to be found here.
it's worksafe.
if you work in the porn industry.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-14 21:26 [#01425958]
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the human body is FUN!!!!!!!!!!
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2004-12-15 05:12 [#01426093]
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Bath is more effective than shower because you actually soak in it, so everywhere gets cleaned. Its the same as how you do washing up in a bowl, where as the dishwasher which just sprays some water around only really cleans certain items, and my forks still have dried lettuce and various mushy crusts on occasion.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-15 08:53 [#01426247]
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reminds me of that episode of Sienfeld where Kramer starts doing everything in the shower.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-12-15 08:58 [#01426252]
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that isn't quite true. when you take a bath there are plenty of microbs in the water, whilst taking a shower all those microbs go down the sink.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-15 08:59 [#01426253]
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you're just really crap at showering.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-12-15 09:00 [#01426254]
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Yeah, you don't know the method.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-12-15 09:02 [#01426256]
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shower, i think it's mostly psychological and habitual, but I sure feel really gross if i miss a shower one day. as hot as possible to where it doesn't hurt. pretty long duration, it's just so relaxing.
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epohs
from )C: on 2004-12-15 09:03 [#01426257]
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i too take long hot showers.
baths are dumb. you're like marinating in the dirty water that you just cleaned off yourself.
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