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offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2004-12-15 10:07 [#01426323]
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In baths I hate having the gay wrinkly hands thing. Its such
a fashion faux pas.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-12-15 20:02 [#01427182]
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what?

 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2004-12-15 20:15 [#01427185]
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I'm afraid you all are wrong, it is you who knows not the
correct method of bathing.

Nobody ever washes their feet in the shower, not properly.
This is just one of many areas.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-12-15 20:22 [#01427187]
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Could you mean....techniques of bath?!?!?!

 

offline mimi on 2004-12-15 20:25 [#01427188]
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all you bath people need to get with it and hook yourself up
with a detachable shower head.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-12-15 20:53 [#01427215]
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First I wash my right side, then I wash my left or sinister
side as it is known.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-12-15 21:06 [#01427226]
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i have one of those. if i ever go to a friend's or
relative's house and shower with just a weak overhead
shower, i just don't feel clean.


 

offline mimi on 2004-12-15 21:09 [#01427227]
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the best way to stay clean is to bring a pal to have wash
your back.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-15 21:24 [#01427240]
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Diary of Fleetmouse

16th of december 2004

Dearest diary,

I am in disarray, for when I went to shower myself, as I do
daily to help against the stinking, it all went to buggery.
Halfway through the ordeal that my daily shower-session is,
I completely forgot whether I had actually showered my
right side first or not, don't you know!
Well, I had to call for the wife who had to sniff my sides
but as you can understand, the moment was ruined.

Afterwards we went bobbing for apples and a fun time was had
by all.

Dearest regards,

Fleetmousese.

 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-12-15 21:37 [#01427247]
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Dear Diary,

I seem to be turning into Cornelius Bear.

 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-15 21:42 [#01427248]
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left 1st. always the left.

 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-12-15 21:45 [#01427250]
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Infidel! Surely you also open your eggs at the wrong end and
sleep with your uncles who have nipples like turtles.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-15 21:47 [#01427252]
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how the hell did you know?

 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-12-15 22:09 [#01427254]
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uncLEFTurtlEGGwrongend. Simple. The nipples were a lucky
guess.


 

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