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offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-14 16:07 [#01425709]
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The shower is the best part every day of my life. My body
is usually so very tired and smelly then whooosh, hot hot
water raining down upon me. Then I get all lobsterized from
having the heat too hot.

Do you have hot,warm,lukewarm or cold showers?

Hot showers are clearly the way to go.
Sand.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-12-14 16:08 [#01425715]
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Hot showers are nice... cold showers are "the best" after a
jacouzi, or a sauna.

But i prefer hot baths. :)


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-12-14 16:08 [#01425716]
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I start warm and move it until it cannot get any hotter.
Maximum cleansing!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-12-14 16:10 [#01425719]
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i like it in between warm and hot, warm enough so I get that
sauna level of refreshment but not so hot that I get
"lobsterized" ;)


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-12-14 16:10 [#01425720]
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only losers wash


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-12-14 16:11 [#01425722]
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anyone here ever skip a shower on a day where you know you
don't have anywhere to go in public, just so that the shower
the next day is twice as refreshing?


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-14 16:12 [#01425723]
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I like burning myself through liquid. Its fascinating.
Sometimes my shower will cut out the hot water at the worst
times, assaulting me with frozen death rain that kicks my
ass.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-12-14 16:16 [#01425724]
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I prefer baths, I don't think my undercarrage gets clean
enough in a shower. I love a clean undercarrage


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-12-14 16:18 [#01425729]
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the last thing I do in the shower is scrub the bejesus out
of my junk and crack.... it's quite effective for a clean
undercarriage.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-14 16:18 [#01425730]
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Showers are a clean rinse, whereas in a bath you simply
float in water that collects your filth.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-12-14 16:20 [#01425733]
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good point.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-12-14 16:20 [#01425734]
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unless you rinse yourself off at the of the bath time ;)


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-14 16:22 [#01425737]
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"the of the
the of the
the of the"
Yeah but then you need to use soap and shit to clean the
bath cess off you.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2004-12-14 16:26 [#01425739]
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luke warm for me, i prefer copious amount of wanking it
though


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-12-14 16:28 [#01425740]
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hehehehe :)
Now we're moving in the "Obsesiv compulsiv dissorder" area.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-12-14 16:30 [#01425741]
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i think im going to take hot shower right now. tnx for the
tip.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-14 16:36 [#01425746]
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usually hot. if there's no hot water than cold obviously.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-14 16:59 [#01425771]
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I prefer to call it "Making myself not stink".


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-12-14 17:02 [#01425775]
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ive done that for weeks


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-12-14 17:04 [#01425778]
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the longest I've gone is like 8 days I think, and I just
couldn't take it anymore.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-14 17:05 [#01425781]
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After about five days without body cleansing, you begin to
feel the dirt building up all over you.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-12-14 17:08 [#01425785]
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the longest i've been without a wash might have been 4 to 5
days...
But i've heard, that it's actually good for your skin, and
more not to wash for a long time.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-12-14 17:10 [#01425788]
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It isn't healthy not to wash...

But bathing without soap can be good for your skin, soaking
in a bath


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-14 17:13 [#01425791]
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I dislike showering. it's okay when you're under there, I
just really hate that moment when you get out from
under there and it is extremely cold.

I always shower as quickly as possible, 10 minutes at the
very most.


 

offline mimi on 2004-12-14 17:14 [#01425792]
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i have to have the water really hot. and i take a long
time. i'm sure my roommates hate me for that. i look like
a tomato when i come out of the bathroom.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-14 17:15 [#01425793]
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I've slept in the shower before because it was too good.


 

offline mimi on 2004-12-14 17:15 [#01425794]
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but i only do it every other day recently because my hair
takes a long time to straighten, and everytime i get it wet
i have to do it over again. it looks better the second day
anyways.


 

offline mimi on 2004-12-14 17:15 [#01425795]
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i fell asleep in the tub once!


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2004-12-14 18:21 [#01425837]
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I am more of a bather, but I enjoy a hot hot shower on
occasion. I don't feel clean unless I have at least one bath
every week, they just work better.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2004-12-14 19:35 [#01425885]
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Im all for a scalding bath, but how in hell are they more
effective than a shower?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-14 19:39 [#01425890]
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because you sit around in your own filth.

which is great, apparently.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-14 20:13 [#01425900]
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"all that bacteria having sex around me"

or something... seinfeld


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-12-14 20:27 [#01425916]
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I didn't shower for a whole summer, and now I only shower
maybe once every week or so. Apparently it's a lot better
for your skin if you can get away with not constantly
showering as it dries out your skin. Of course if you start
smelling bad it's time for a wash (or if you get a rash).
during that summer my skin stopped being really dry, I
didn't get dandruff, I didn't get B.O., and I stopped having
pimples. I think of showering now as more of a bad habbit
that I dont wanna fall back into. The End


 

offline mimi on 2004-12-14 20:33 [#01425917]
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bathing in a bucket of scup.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-12-14 20:34 [#01425918]
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I wouldn't step foot in that human bacteria frap you got
goin' over in your apartment!


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-12-14 20:35 [#01425919]
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whoa that's weird. so did you smell? did others say you
smelled? what kind of activities did you do? did you have
air conditioning?


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2004-12-14 20:49 [#01425930]
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the shower should be used more frequently as a facilitator
of diplomatic relations. for example, imagine that tony
blair and gwb get into a huge argument about whether or not
canadians are americans. there's no way for either to back
down, cuz they both know they're right, and now there's
nothing but tension in their weekly phone calls. first you
find a way to get each of them to work out at the same gym;
when they get into the shower, they discover through the
clouds of steam that there's no one there but the two of
them and six or seven bodyguards. first there's only a
terse greeting, and then maybe a little hurried soaping, but
before you know it they're talking about their mutual
dislike of saddam hussein and how much "better off" the
people of iraq will be with their newly democratically
elected government...



 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2004-12-14 20:56 [#01425935]
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I use lukewarm water in my showers. Once, a year and a half
ago, when I was squatting, the house only had cold water.
Funny, but after having a short cold shower, where my body
gets fully cleaned and clensed, after drying off, wearing
clean clothes is probly the most amazing thing you could
ever have. Its similar to comming in from a heavy rain in
clothes that are drenched, and putting on warm socks and dry
clothes.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-14 21:19 [#01425952]
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the fun thing about being smelly is ofcourse that after a
while you yourself don't smell it anymore, or at least smell
it a lot less than anyone else, thus creating the illusion
that you don't stink..

..while in fact people can't talk to you because of
continuous vomiting, and you can serve what is accumulating
on your dick on crackers..


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-12-14 21:21 [#01425954]
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Whats that shit that accumulates on your dick called anyway?
My friend calls it "Spagma"


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-12-14 21:23 [#01425955]
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OH GOD THE VISUALIZATIONS


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-14 21:25 [#01425956]
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smegma.

your dick needs it. but too much will cause infection.

at this point I'd like to quote dr. Joyce Wright, M.D.:
"Is Smegma useful? Yes, certainly. It lubricates the
cavity between the foreskin of the penis and the glans, thus
allowing smooth movement between them during
intercourse."


more on this matter to be found here.

it's worksafe.

if you work in the porn industry.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-14 21:26 [#01425958]
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the human body is FUN!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2004-12-15 05:12 [#01426093]
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Bath is more effective than shower because you actually soak
in it, so everywhere gets cleaned. Its the same as how you
do washing up in a bowl, where as the dishwasher which just
sprays some water around only really cleans certain items,
and my forks still have dried lettuce and various mushy
crusts on occasion.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-12-15 08:53 [#01426247]
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reminds me of that episode of Sienfeld where Kramer starts
doing everything in the shower.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-15 08:58 [#01426252]
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that isn't quite true. when you take a bath there are plenty
of microbs in the water, whilst taking a shower all those
microbs go down the sink.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-15 08:59 [#01426253]
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you're just really crap at showering.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-12-15 09:00 [#01426254]
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Yeah, you don't know the method.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-12-15 09:02 [#01426256]
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shower, i think it's mostly psychological and habitual, but
I sure feel really gross if i miss a shower one day. as hot
as possible to where it doesn't hurt. pretty long duration,
it's just so relaxing.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-12-15 09:03 [#01426257]
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i too take long hot showers.

baths are dumb. you're like marinating in the dirty water
that you just cleaned off yourself.


 


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