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attached to their frickin heads! |
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that's a parody article.... right? |
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haha shit the article is genuine...the world is fucking messed up. :D neW HEAdLINE NEWS "Terrorists may use banana skins on sidewalked, placed in such a way that when their US victim slips they crack their skulls open on the sidewalk and die. The FBI is warning everyone to be on their guard for suspicious fruits or arabs." |
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these socks are all laser guided |
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hehehehe PYEW! PYEW! My brother has a baseball bat with the words "TERRORIST BASHER!" etched on it in bold black marker. I'm not sure if it would be very effective against head-mounted laser beams though. |
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it's amazing, because i'm sure there's some guy in the boon docks of republican america shitting himself right now as he reads that, and he's running to the store to buy laser-proof goggles. |
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we have to take security issues serious |
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it's on like donkey kong. |
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they have light sabers??! |
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ahahhah! damn those clever terrorists |
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ha ha! they can make up just about anything they like by now and people will eat it up! |
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Funniest thing I've ever read. Did Sam write it? |
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Apparently there has been some specific chatter regarding a plan to shine a laser onto the Principal during the assembly tomorrow morning. Terror threat raised to orange.. for lunch, corn dogs and tater tots. |
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so people are shining lasers into cockpits of airplanes that are about to land..? that must take some mad skillz, man. |
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