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in one hour at this quiet bar in my neighborhood. she works at a coffeestore nearby and she asked me for my number after we chatted a few times. wish me luck. i haven't had a gf in a while (nine months, but who's counting?) so i just might grope her uncontrollably. i'm currently drinking some wine to lullaby the nerves. |
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she asked you for your number, your gonna get some... |
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"some" can be dangerous. One glass or less is about right. |
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whats the protocol here? can you grope before you kiss ... ladies, any preference? |
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Oh shit recycle's post changed the meaning of "some". I was talking about wine. |
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i get sloppy seconds |
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we'll see. i cleaned the apartment and everything. she's extremely cute. with my typical insecurity tho i'll talk condescendingly to her about plato for a couple of hours and then go home hating myself and she'll go home hating me. |
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you should ask her if you can pour some wine in "her cup", then drink it |
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If you so much as mention plato to a cute girl who asked for your number so help me I'll track you down and drop a brick on your boys. |
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dude, just talk to her, if shes kool and your kool things will work out just fine, dont EXPECT to get any, thats just how i opperate (wait) happily married, just get to know her, im sure she is also a little nervous the best thing you can do is just stare at her brest the whole time if it doenst work out, the both of you can just hate me |
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but you see the allegory of the cave and uhhh (gulp) you know.. for.. forms. yeah, forms. and eudaimonism, yeah? i mean, uh |
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tell her your desperate, and ask her for her hand in marriage |
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there's one cute girl who i could talk about shit like that with... and we clearly make each other nervous and all, an... oh shit i have a girlfriend... :I |
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good luck, man... |
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thanks. off i go. |
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Good luck. Keep us posted! |
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girls are nasty. stick to mantronic. |
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good to hear that, mr. cycling. i've discovered recently that the best girls are found when you are not looking for them. :) anyways, best of luck. |
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Sounds like you're Cycling down Getchafreekon boulevard. Have fun! |
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fuck me i'm dreaming |
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SEX IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW |
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OH GOD!! I hope he doesn't start with somehitng like "mmm, do you know this popular messageboard? it's full of weird people... I asked there to get some advise... you know, it's like buying a car... " that could bring some bad results |
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It has been so nice watching my xltronic friends pupate. I really do like my evil species and I wish you the best of luck reproducing. |
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just heard through the grapevine a girl i went for a drink with a while back is crazy for my ass!! and i thought she was giving off 'friend' vibes. oh and she adores squarepusher too :)) just take your time!! |
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just looker in the eye and say "i'm gunna make yew mah wife!" |
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good luck! |
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say the following things "hi." "Are you into premarital sex?" This will increase the goodness of your date by 8%. Also good luck and keep us posted! :) |
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go to bed! |
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she's prbably on-line RIGHT NOW! |
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Drinking effects my sleeping habits |
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Did you get some? |
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ha ha! |
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I hope she whacked your bonobo. |
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when meeting girls it's advisable to let your dong hang out of your flies. it clears up a lot of misconceptions beforehand and a good time was had by all. |
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How did it go? One bit of advice for a first date, LISTEN! Let her talk ask lots of questions, find something that you both enjoy as fast as possable and if it goes well go to her place and then it is easier to leave! |
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says the girl |
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best thing to do is go to a NIN-concert. loads of easy lays there. |
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If you want to get laid on the first date, those are the rules! Make them think you are interested in their inner self and then explore their inner self, literally. |
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hahahaha, feb,13, 1995 yeah she took me back to des moines i was like 21 forgot to tell mom i wasnt coming home she called the phone book to find me she didnt care where i went, i was over 18, she just watned to make sure i was safe i was wearing tight red underwear that night, didnt get some, but did have fun |
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meeting people is easy! |
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and it kind of smells funny (funny-weird not haha-funny). |
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place to "poop cannon" |
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roger that! |
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