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May goddess have mercy on the human race, my girlfriend is up the duff, and we are happy, although she is terrified of giving birth. Three cheers for my super-semen! |
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goodness! congratulations then, Paul! you do understand that this child will have to be called Alex? |
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congrats, i have TWO myself, its really the greatest thing :) |
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Blimey! Congratulations indeed to you and your super-semen (as you so delicately put it). Happy news. |
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YAY!!! Congrats paulie |
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CONGRATS MAN! Take good care of that woman of yours =op |
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Truly thou art possessed of a mighty seed. Congrats! |
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well done paul |
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Rock On! |
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yay |
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Oh man, that sucks! |
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*Slaps on the back You are a real man, congrats. |
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hey paul! apologies for not replying to your text last night- kein credit. Congratulations to you both! I hope everything continues to go well and you have a healthy baby in 9ish months time. cool beans :) xx |
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Erm, congratulations Paul... planning on getting married or what? |
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Swell. |
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you should teach him sword from the beggining. at the level of 5 years he should have his hairs cutted in Toshiro style, and he should be given little wakizashi sword. at the age of 13 he should recieve Daisho set - proper 130cm katana and shorter wakizashi, and he should learn Katori Shinto Ryu sword way., with special attention putted on Ni Ten style. also, name your baby Tokugawa, which means "up from the river". btw, congratulations. |
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congratulations!! |
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Congratulation, a winner is you! Do you have any girl/boy names in mind yet? I wish I could burden someone for the rest of their lives with a weird name like Hector or Dewey. |
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:) my blessings and good will are sent out to you, your mate, and your child. i hope for a successful birth. |
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Thats great news =) I wish you all the best. Be sure to post some pics of the little thing when its done . |
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ALEX! it should be ALEX!! The Alexes grow stronger each and every day. THINK OF THE FUTURE!! |
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Abortion. |
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congrats are you a discordian by any chance? |
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congrats! |
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Jason is a fine name. |
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jason is a scary name if you ask me.. |
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rubbish. |
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Fine name, it's a fine name. This way, if he grows up to be a productive member of society, he'll have a nice distinguished name. And, if he grows up to be an undead serial murderer, you're still covered. |
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thanks guys - about Discordianism, I'm guessing you're referring to my use of 'thank goddess' :p I've delved a little into the worship of Eris, yes. We are getting baby books today - I want the middle name to be Skye, and Fiona has said she likes that name, so maybe we have a middle name. If it's a girl. |
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Another sucker is born...you are TOO mentally unstable to be a parent....how long have you been toghther with your "girlfiend"........... |
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congratulations! |
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congrats! |
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Maybe we'll call it Moron in your honour. |
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congrats Paul ! |
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don't do that :) |
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I dont mean to be a jerk, or (for gods sake) be the only one to be somewhat on monoids side... but is this really a "congrats" kind of situation? I mean, it sounded like it was an accident. Youve been with this girl for a very short time (if I remember correctly), do you have a good job to support the child? but, if you are happy and think this is all for the best, then congrats... |
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He licked her cunt on the first date..........if this aint love |
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that doesnt really have anything to do with this |
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Her cunt ? .....I think it has a LOT to do with this..... |
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a+b=c |
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i dont think your mentally fit to be a father |
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If she has a boy, you have to call it Luke, just so you can say that line. |
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I'm not cheering for any super-sperm. You only impregnated someone... jeez, it's no biggie ;) |
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I disagree. I was always disapointed that I didn't get a more colorful name. Hell, I'd even prefer to be an ''Alex''!. But it's still a fact that being a ''Jason'' is a privelege. It just doesn't sound good. :_-( |
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Paul, you could use Sky as a boy's middle name as well. |
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I thought you went by Jay rather than Jason to almost everyone? |
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Being a dad is the best thing in the world. My son is 23 months now and it gets better by the day, congratulations. Name Suggestions: Girl: Vinyl Boy: Ichabod Hymaphrodite: Zardos |
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Wolfgang Amadeus Marlowe |
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You have to make the first name a symmetry of the surname, like this one body builder dude Magnus E. Magnuson or Bob McBob. |
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Sammy Savage is as close as I can get. |
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