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It is the holy place for muslims. They must climb it. On the top there is a stone with holy lyrics. |
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is that true mr emperor? |
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Yeah ... But they hardly ever reach the top im sure.... :D It's a huge cemetary up there |
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The unclean pork eaters are not alowed there, not even to take pictures. |
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i liek mountain |
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Good..... :/ |
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what about vegetarians? |
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Yes , allah liek sallad. |
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it is nice. |
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approepoe nothing. anyone seen the movie "now we blow the cop" with burt reynolds? |
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hahahhahah! |
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I think fally sields was in that movie too. |
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Rain Burtnold. Mustache man from americuuuu!! Fuck Yeah! |
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true fact about mount everest: it is really a great canyon containing an enormous lake, not a mountain. The lake reflects the canyon walls and presents the optical illusion of an enormous mountain. And unique wind patterns rising up the canyon walls are so strong and steady that they present the illusion of physical mass, thereby making it possible for people to actually "climb" to the "top" of the "mountain". Many people who have climbed the mountain have gone missing because they fell through an irregularity in the wind pattern into the lake, essentially being caged inside by the false wind mass. |
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I want to have sex with his daughter. |
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Yes , i liek mountain. |
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yes that is true, but you have to remember that mount everest is a dangerous mountain becouse of its heavy weight. In fact it is really big. people often forget that it is really really heavy. |
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unknown fact: a cave nearbye the mountain is really dark inside. really really dark. people say its hard to see in there. |
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The tourists visit the mountain and all the money goes to Al Qaida. But no one can see the holy stone. |
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yes becouse up on the top there really dark just like in the cave. |
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If you were elected to moderator, do you think you'd have what it takes to outdo jedi chris in next period's election of "jedi moderator of the period"? (a period = 5 days + a zebra) |
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Lights are forbidden. Muslims all areound the world turn of their lights and pray faced towards mount everst (always north) during christmass nights. |
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The 1999 blockbuster "Mummy" was filmed nearbye and as Brendan Fraser ( the star of the film ) said in a radioshow; I leik mountain. |
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Jonathan Hyde who played a smaller part as Dr. Allen Chamberlain also said that he always wanted to go to mount everst some day in his life, but only with a safety suit. |
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I would need lots of cash for my election campain , and i would need all the muslim community to vote for me (based on empty promises of banning all infidels) |
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Brendan Fraser is even a bigger fag than Steven Sigal. If they both made a movie, with Chris tucker too, it'd be the worst and therefore best movie ever made. They should all be warriors on some sort of quest I think, maybe to mount everest. |
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If you look at the stone with holy lyrics without sunglasses ....not special happens , but you always look great with a pair of sunglasses. |
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confirmed: brendan fraser will headline the LIVE MOUNT AID FESTIVAL in sydney april 16 2005. tickets can be booked |
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Steven Sigal can kill a insect with only his hands. |
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Elen Degeneres and Helen Hunt could be wizards. Brendan Fraser would tell a knock knock joke to each goblin before he vanquished by farting on it for "comic relief", only it wouldn't be funny. Elen Degeneres would laugh each time though. |
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I should be a director. It's too bad these extremely shitty actors, essential to my film, cost so much. I guess I could hire the stupidest people I can find and have them wear their celebrity's mask... but the stupidness of these celebrities really can't be replicated by anyone. Plus I might get sued by them for doing that. Maybe I could just have a disclaimer that any resemblence to any celebrity is cooincidental, especially to helen hunt, elen degeneres, steven sigal or brendan "fag" fraser. |
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twister has great special effects. |
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hahahhaha |
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Ellen Degneress used to be a bounty hunter. |
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Fact :She used the experiences from her past bounty Hunter life to get into character for her voice role in Finding Nemo. |
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You have the special edition box? you know with 34 extra dvd's of helen hunt really close to big tornados. |
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really great. a must buy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Yeah , 87 hours of entertaiment. I watched it all in 2 hours. |
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Needing to hire at least one fag for political reasons, Pixar almost gave Steven Sigal the voice role of the shark. They realized that he would be better as the baby turtle since he is a wus but finally agreed that nobody could understand what he says so gave the "fag" position to Ellen. |
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They wanted to just open the animation with a song from Elton John like they did in lion king, thus eliminating a political need for any fag actors... but it turned out he's classified as bisexual not strictly homosexual so they would have to hire TWO bisexuals to fulfill their political needs. |
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Steven sigal can shoot a deadly ink pen with his ass. A yoga master from belgium teached him that. He also has a new cd out. |
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Stephen Sigal is like the "autechre" of acting. |
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Yes that is true. Many try to copy his style , you can even see influences on mainstream actors like Matt Damon and Madona. But he is the original innovator . A new technicue and aproach for each movie. |
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What Stephen Sigal spends his undeserved money on: -donations of equal ammounts to both abortion and anti-abortion groups, thus making the fight stronger and more annoying to everyone but, relative to eachother, the same -uses it as kindling for firewood, thus increasing inflation -10,000 dollar hair cuts with scissors made out of elephant tusks. -donations to the scientific foundation of evil |
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What a great picture , looks like it is fotgrafed thru a window of a old Ford Escort. |
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What helen hunt spends her undeserved money on: - she has no concept of money. She has hired someone to hire someone to take care of all her finances. This person has, unbeknownst to helen, paid every merchant in the united states double the price for anything that helen hunt buys in advance. In return they must refer to helen as "your majesty" and tell her that she can have anything she wants for free and they have to complement her acting. |
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Elton John's "rocketman" is a phalic metaphor for a penis. |
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