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offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 14:46 [#01390468]
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It's time to turn!

TURN from your pagan religions!

Lo! The time hast commeth for you...to turn, or burn!

Lo! Turn from those sickening material idols! That
nonsensical meditative yoga blasphemy! That obsession for
the physical world and all the evil pleasures it offers!1

Turn from Darwin, who was a peedophile and an outright evil
liar! a god HATER!

Hell is hot and it lasts a long time, yes!

Here are five reasons:
1) Christianity is right and you are a mere incorrect
mortal!
2) if there is not god, there is no world!
3) those who deseve Hell (homosexuals and atheists) will get
it!
4) if the apostles lied, then why are there still their
writings? They were speaking truth, hence their writings
hath been passed-on!
6) The Bible is the literal Word, None shall destroy or
prevail against it!

Time is running out! Will you burn, or will you squirm?
Choose the Church, or go to pay the price for your sickening
evil acts!

And they said,
"Yes. It is true".


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-11-10 14:47 [#01390472]
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argument starter=CS2x


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 14:49 [#01390474]
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*waits for people to bash/flame christians and thier
religion*


 

offline Raintube from Gods Armpit (United States) on 2004-11-10 14:49 [#01390478]
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lol, Like Donnie Darko once said, I don't even debate it
anymore, its just stupid, its absurd, the women said, the
search for god is absurd, and Donnie remarked, it is if you
die alone.



 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-11-10 14:51 [#01390482]
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words of wisdom by Donnie Darko


 

offline Raintube from Gods Armpit (United States) on 2004-11-10 14:53 [#01390489]
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then even more wiser was the line, about his sister being a
fuckass


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 14:56 [#01390494]
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whats a fuckass?

(that movie was great!)


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2004-11-10 15:06 [#01390499]
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even better: go suck a fuck!


 

offline Raintube from Gods Armpit (United States) on 2004-11-10 15:16 [#01390505]
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chut up! chut up!, go back to china bitch!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 15:18 [#01390508]
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how does one suck a fuck exactly?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-11-10 15:19 [#01390509]
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offline Raintube from Gods Armpit (United States) on 2004-11-10 15:21 [#01390510]
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good shit, am i right, its a fucking cigarrette


 

offline Raintube from Gods Armpit (United States) on 2004-11-10 15:24 [#01390511]
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mail , mail , mail , mail , ut ohh we could have mail , wait
a second.. ohhh no dice grandma, someone should right that
bitch

haha wooo time to stick in the dvd, im all pupped on the
movie again


 

offline Raintube from Gods Armpit (United States) on 2004-11-10 15:24 [#01390512]
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ha pupped = pumped


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2004-11-10 15:28 [#01390514]
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Jim Cunningham's video:

Mom: For two years I thought it was normal for a
ten-year--old to wet the bed...we tried everything...but the
solution was there all the time


Kid: I'm not afraid any more!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-11-10 15:30 [#01390515]
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I think it's important in this age of burgeoning theocracies
that one should not be too cool and blase to fuck up
religious shit. You gotta roll up your sleeves and fuck some
piss and shit.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 15:36 [#01390519]
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hahah!!! That is ultimate!!

"kiddy porn dungeon"


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2004-11-10 15:38 [#01390522]
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First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel
did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the
intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the
overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed
her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just
couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have
reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's
what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's
the point of living if you don't have a dick


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 16:06 [#01390564]
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isnt jenna malone in that movie? as the girl?


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-11-10 16:25 [#01390584]
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Why are you wearing that stupid human suit


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 16:28 [#01390589]
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that totally fits your avatar! I was wondering what was
taking you so long


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-11-10 16:30 [#01390590]
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I only just spotted it and was about to leave the thread
when I spotted the references.

Has anyone seen the directors cut of the movie?


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 16:40 [#01390602]
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I have it.

I prefered it, but there was a ridiculous added effect at
the end (the ending sequence was viewed through a cheap
looking "grid" thing) which kinda spoiled that bit of the
film.

It's good overall though.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 16:44 [#01390605]
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To me music is an even worse more annoying religion than
"religion" religion. I classify them both together as
memetic information that travels from brain to brain with
mutation, thus growing into the monstrosities like
christianity and the god awful relentless unavoidable songs
they play every day at the place I work. I wake up in the
middle of the night with some faggot song like "all she
want's to do is daaance daaaance daaance"... you probably
know the piece of shit I'm talking about... looping
eternally in my brain. Yeah, I guess that fucker IS a good
memetic replicator. Whoever created that is worse than
satan. Hey, why don't you all go fuck yourselves.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-11-10 16:45 [#01390608]
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woa there fella

Music is worse than religion?

Music is skill!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-11-10 16:45 [#01390609]
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Ian, this is a donny darko thread. We changed it


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-11-10 16:46 [#01390611]
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I have it.

I prefered it, but there was a ridiculous added effect at
the end (the ending sequence was viewed through a cheap
looking "grid" thing) which kinda spoiled that bit of the
film.

It's good overall though.



 


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