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diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-26 23:08 [#00000552] | |||||||||
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what is worse than a card board box? |
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hedtwin from Manchester, England. on 2001-02-26 23:09 [#00000553] | |||||||||
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PAPER TITS!!!!!!!!1 |
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diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-26 23:10 [#00000554] | |||||||||
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ty, my right hand manc! |
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Mr. Bighead from Coolidge, AZ on 2001-02-26 23:14 [#00000556] | |||||||||
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what's black, white and red and can't fit through a revolving door? |
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diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-26 23:19 [#00000557] | |||||||||
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dunno what what!!!! |
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hedtwin from Manchester, England. on 2001-02-26 23:20 [#00000558] | |||||||||
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a big black white and red plane!!! |
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diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-26 23:20 [#00000559] | |||||||||
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something stuck in the revolving door? |
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Mr. Bighead from Coolidge, AZ on 2001-02-26 23:41 [#00000560] | |||||||||
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a nun with a spear through her chest! |
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diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-27 13:18 [#00000579] | |||||||||
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:¬( |
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Dr Lung Cancer on 2001-09-19 02:25 [#00033963] | |||||||||
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Diastole, that's not funny at all. |
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Dr Lung Cancer on 2001-09-19 02:25 [#00033964] | |||||||||
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And your site sucks. |
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thanksomuch from over thar on 2001-09-19 06:44 [#00034028] | |||||||||
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DR. thats not very nice... although, the joke was not funny... i kind of liked the nun with a spear joke.... |
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dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-09-19 10:14 [#00034067] | |||||||||
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swindon |
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Naphex-Male from Vancouver, B.C. on 2001-09-19 11:25 [#00034087] | |||||||||
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excellent work chaps! |
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Naphex-Male from Vancouver, B.C. on 2001-09-19 11:26 [#00034089] | |||||||||
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Just peeping my heads in to see that all is still silly....keep up the good work! |
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diastole from http://diastole1.homestead.com on 2001-09-19 11:42 [#00034100] | |||||||||
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i love it rephlex!!!! jeezus, i had to laugh at that out loud, i would have made a fool of myself, but i am by myself, I CAN LAUGH AS LOUD AS I WANT!!! HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOUR SISTER'S ON HER PERIOD? |
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poe from the uk (school) on 2001-09-19 11:47 [#00034104] | |||||||||
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she gest angry with you.. or both of them, if you have twins like meh =( |
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dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-09-19 12:11 [#00034109] | |||||||||
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she wont have sex with you? |
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diastole from http://diastole1.homestead.com on 2001-09-19 12:20 [#00034111] | |||||||||
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your dad's dick tastes funny!!!!!! |
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fluffy bunny from mm on 2001-09-19 14:29 [#00034137] | |||||||||
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what's the difference between a duck? - what if both its legs were the same ? |
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diastole from http://diastole1.homestead.com on 2001-09-19 16:08 [#00034195] | |||||||||
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whhaaaat? |
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CUN8eR LASiT from id on 2001-09-19 16:24 [#00034207] | |||||||||
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hahahaa.. that's timeless shit that is |
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Super Magnetic Neo from Australia on 2001-09-19 16:35 [#00034211] | |||||||||
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Sorry if this offends anyone... It's just a joke... What is a vagina? The box a penis comes in. :-) |
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Super Magnetic Neo from Australia on 2001-09-19 16:35 [#00034213] | |||||||||
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Sorry if this offends anyone... It's just a joke... What is a vagina? The box a penis comes in. :-) |
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CUN8eR LASiT from id on 2001-09-19 16:42 [#00034217] | |||||||||
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that is classic |
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X-23¬..¬32-X from Here on 2001-09-19 16:57 [#00034225] | |||||||||
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What's Blue and doesn't fit? |
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X-23¬..¬32-X from Here and There on 2001-09-19 16:58 [#00034226] | |||||||||
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.......A Dead Epileptic (sorry). |
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Boris The Dog on 2001-09-19 18:13 [#00034241] | |||||||||
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What's dead and smells like dead baby? A dead baby. |
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diastole from http://diastole1.homestead.com on 2001-09-19 19:05 [#00034251] | |||||||||
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VERY FUNNY, I LIKE THE VAGINA ONE, THAT'S LIKE THE ONE THAT GOES... what's the useless bit of skin on the end of a penis called? the female.. but that's not as good... |
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thanksomuch from over thar on 2001-09-19 19:13 [#00034253] | |||||||||
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reflex has heard this one, but... what did the lepper say to the prostitute? keep the tip. |
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Bobby McGee on 2001-09-19 19:14 [#00034254] | |||||||||
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What's the useless bit of skin on the end of your dick called? Mum. What's purple, red, and black? A black man stabbing Widget The World Watcher to death. (I know you know Widget.) |
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mryamama on 2001-09-19 19:17 [#00034256] | |||||||||
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what do you call a black priest holy shiet |
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Ork on 2001-09-19 19:35 [#00034265] | |||||||||
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You've posted that leper joke before, thanksomuuch! I'm watching you! |
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thanksomuch from over thar on 2001-09-19 19:53 [#00034273] | |||||||||
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damn, you cought me Ork.. i'm all washed up, done with, fucked....... ok, here is another then.. what do you call a deer with no eyes? no i-deer. |
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Ork on 2001-09-19 20:06 [#00034276] | |||||||||
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Does that joke work with an American accent? Don't you pronounce the r at the end of deer? |
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CUN8eR LASiT from id on 2001-09-19 20:11 [#00034277] | |||||||||
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Yeah .. but they also pronounce the r on the end of idea - what's your point? |
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CUN8eR LASiT from id on 2001-09-19 20:13 [#00034278] | |||||||||
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Ok that was rather sad. - How do you tell a kettle? |
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thanksomuch from over thar on 2001-09-19 20:13 [#00034279] | |||||||||
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well, i works with a Bopston accent, if you vere have lived or been there, they seem to place r's where they don't belong. example no.I: pahk the cah at havahd yahd. translation: park the car at harvard yard. emample no.II: little ceasah's pizzer pizzer. translation: little ceaser's pizza pizza. see? so.. example no.II: i have no idear. translation: i have no idea. |
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thanksomuch from over thar on 2001-09-19 20:15 [#00034280] | |||||||||
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fucking typos, that is Boston, and there are three examples, not two, but having two, 2's...... bah.. |
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Ork on 2001-09-19 21:08 [#00034299] | |||||||||
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I prefer "Bopston". It sounds like a really funky town. And the Boston accent always reminds me of that over-rated movie Goodwill Hun Ting. And Lloyd Gross Man. |
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Ork on 2001-09-19 22:07 [#00034317] | |||||||||
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Gonna fuck you with my red hot cah.....ck |
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Sido Dyas from An Imperial Cruiser on 2001-09-19 22:30 [#00034350] | |||||||||
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How do you save a taliban from drowning? (i dont know) Good! |
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diastole from http://diastole1.homestead.com on 2001-09-19 23:57 [#00034407] | |||||||||
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i thought that was"gonna fuck you IN my red hot car!" ok here are some more funny jokes... 1. what's KFC and a woman got in common? when you're finished eating you've got a sweaty box to but your bone in! 2. what's a hurricane and a woman got in comman? when they come they're both wet and windy, and when they go they take the house and everything with them! |
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gurl with stupid raver gurl site from from the planet zerp on 2001-09-20 00:02 [#00034409] | |||||||||
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Reflex: I'm the one who told you the anorexic joke... |
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Naphex-Male from Vancouver, B.C. on 2001-09-20 00:41 [#00034437] | |||||||||
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Daft! |
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thanksomuch from over thar on 2001-09-20 03:39 [#00034484] | |||||||||
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reflex, you turd wrangler, taking other peeps jokes.... that poor gurl with that stupid raver site.. *boo-hoo* |
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thanksomuch from over thar on 2001-09-20 03:44 [#00034486] | |||||||||
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ok, a painter is walking through a woman's house acertaining what colour she'd like on her wall. she's like "i would like corn flower blue in this room, and spft violet in this one...." and after every room he sticks his head out the window and yells "GREEN SIDE UP!". so, now the woman is getting really confused, and she askes "may i ask, why do you keep yelling that out of the window?" and he says to her "I got a crew of blondes laying some sod across the street." the end! |
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thanksomuch from over thar on 2001-09-20 03:50 [#00034489] | |||||||||
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piss off reflex..... you little hunk of LUV! |
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f.l.e.a from NZ on 2001-09-20 06:18 [#00034504] | |||||||||
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a fem elephant is being bothered the heck off by a bee..she tosses her trunk here and there and everywhere..nothin doin'..there's a bird sittin in the tree above, he asks I can help you if you would do something for me in return...anything the elephant goes..anything..sure the bird swoops down and gulps down the bee in one...Oh thank you thank you so much goes the elephant...we had a deal remember..the bird goes..yeah..says the elephant..you see I have always this fantasy about..you know..doing it with an elephant...the elephant squint's and goes whaa?? she tosses the trunk and hums'n'hars and thinks what the heck..it's not like I am gonna feel anything..goes sure...the bird jumps for glee..goes to the back and gets about the biz..all the while a bunch of monkeys in the tree have been watchin this scene they get all excited and start jumping about..causing several of the fruit to fall on the elephant's head..takin by surprise she goes "Ouch"...the bird puffs up and calls from behind.."Why was I hurtin you dear?" |
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(-) on 2001-09-20 10:22 [#00034590] | |||||||||
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Q: how do you get a dog to quit humping your leg? A: pick it up and suck its dick. |
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