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f.l.e.a from NZ on 2001-09-20 22:39 [#00034785] | |||||||||
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to (-)...eyuuw:( to[REFLEX]..it's something I heard as a kid..in Persian!! I just reworded it..funny hunh! |
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|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-09-20 23:24 [#00034798] | |||||||||
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flea: yup! unfortunatly I know many racist jokes. I find them somewhat humours... to a degree... im not racist, and I hate racists.. so I wont tell them here. It makes sense. |
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hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-20 23:49 [#00034820] | |||||||||
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a turning point in the life of the great blind musician stevie wonder: "wha?!? i'm black! shit, someone shouda told me this sooner..." yeah, i posted it elsewhere, but who cares. |
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f.l.e.a from NZ on 2001-09-21 00:00 [#00034831] | |||||||||
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can't get too far in the comedy section before stumbling upon rascist jokes..I mean lmao.net is a funny place but racist as fuck..got put off after a while..still some funny stuff especially the Arnie phone messages..on wav..heard those? |
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f.l.e.a from NZ on 2001-09-21 00:35 [#00034859] | |||||||||
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thats lmao.cjb.net |
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f.l.e.a from NZ on 2001-09-21 00:36 [#00034860] | |||||||||
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An old urban legend about e-mail taxes (you know, the kind AOL users are always forwarding each other) was brought up in a recent debate between Rick Lazio and Hillary Clinton. And here you were thinking our government is run by a bunch of morons, huh? “I’d like to ask you how you stand on federal bill 602P,” moderator Marcia Kramer, a correspondent for WCBS-TV, told the two rivals. Mrs. Clinton shrugged her shoulders and looked puzzled. “I have no idea what it is,” the first lady said. Kramer offered to explain, saying “under the bill that’s now before Congress, the U.S. Postal Service will bill e-mail users 5 cents for each e-mail they send even though the post office provides no service.” |
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Mylanta Jones from Your mothers ass........ on 2001-09-21 00:43 [#00034868] | |||||||||
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My glorious joke... What better than FUCKING a dead baby? ....NOTHING... haa haa haa laugh at my sillyness... |
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f.l.e.a from NZ on 2001-09-21 00:47 [#00034872] | |||||||||
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not the dead baby jokes please..they are so boring! |
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diastole from http://diastole1.homestead.com on 2001-09-21 01:18 [#00034883] | |||||||||
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a banana walking down the street, he's in a abit of a rush and doesn't notice a turd on the street, and steps in it, he tried to wipe his feet , but couldn't find a patch of grass to wipe his foot on, then he remembered he was a banana and he can't walk!! |
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diastole from http://diastole1.homestead.com on 2001-09-21 01:19 [#00034884] | |||||||||
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......it was all a dream!! |
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diastole from http://diastole1.homestead.com on 2001-09-21 02:33 [#00034907] | |||||||||
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alright, i have updated my site now!!! got links page, and yes, you are included phoabs! |
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GreenEmber from happyland on 2001-09-21 03:43 [#00034917] | |||||||||
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What's funnier than a barrel ofdead babys.... The one eating its way to the top. well...I liked it. |
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od from perth on 2001-09-21 05:38 [#00034937] | |||||||||
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how bout this one: this skinny weak looking guy comes into a bar and slips on a piece of shit on the floor, hurts himself, then goes up to the bar and get sa drink. then a big burly rough looking biker dude comes in, slips on the shit and stand up looking pissed off. the weak dude goes "hey! yeah i did that just a second ago!" and the bikie beats his head in |
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yesno from lovely land on 2001-09-21 09:45 [#00034965] | |||||||||
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mary had a little lamb, it's wool was white and whispy, then the poor thing got foot and mouth and now it's black and crispy |
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dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-09-21 12:02 [#00035007] | |||||||||
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KILLER?.................................................... ........................................................... ........................................................... ........................................................... WHATS THE WORST THING ABOUT BEING A CHILD ........................................................... ........................................................... . GETTING THE BLOOD OUT OF YOUR CLOWN SUIT! |
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Naphex-Male from Vancouver, Canada on 2001-09-22 00:34 [#00035307] | |||||||||
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Pooft! |
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just to point out this place never really changed. |
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/whois eva |
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"how bout this one: this skinny weak looking guy comes into a bar and slips on a piece of shit on the floor, hurts himself, then goes up to the bar and get sa drink. then a big burly rough looking biker dude comes in, slips on the shit and stand up looking pissed off. the weak dude goes "hey! yeah i did that just a second ago!" and the bikie beats his head in " muahaha!!!!!!! |
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