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no thanks |
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it doesn't look very well done.... too "unclean" |
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there could be a bit missing |
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he is kind of small to be Darth Vader, isn't he? you see him being fitted on the extra dvd in the Star Wars Trilogy thing. he looks tiny after you've just seen David Prowse strutting around as Vader. |
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it does look like a bit is missing. it is a bit of a shit poster - they already did that Vader/shadow thing for episode 1. |
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yeah on the dvd extra when he was walkin around with suit on it didnt look right. On another note, do u think the employees of the death star get good working benefits, like maternity leave, holiday entitlement, piss breaks etc. |
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do u think they have staff nights out, and get pissed. i wouldnt really like to phone a sicky on the death star |
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from "Clerks": Randal: So they build another Death Star, right? Dante: Yeah. Randal: Now the first one they built was completed and fully operational before the Rebels destroyed it. Dante: Luke blew it up. Give credit where it's due. Randal:And the second one was still being built when they blew it up. Dante: Compliments of Lando Calrissian. Randal: Something just never sat right with me the second time they destroyed it. I could never put my finger on it-something just wasn't right. Dante: And you figured it out? Randal: Well, the thing is, the first Death Star was manned by the Imperial army-storm troopers, dignitaries- the only people onboard were Imperials. Dante: Basically. Randal: So when they blew it up, no prob. Evil is punished. Dante: And the second time around...? Randal: The second time around, it wasn't even finished yet. They were still under construction. Dante: So? Randal: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers. Dante: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at. Randal: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms. |
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Dante: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction? Randal: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. (notices Dante's confusion) All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living. (The Blue-Collar Man (Thomas Burke) joins them.) Blue-Collar Man: Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt, but what were you talking about? Randal: The ending of Return of the Jedi. Dante: My friend is trying to convince me that any contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when the space station was destroyed by the rebels. Blue-Collar Man: Well, I'm a contractor myself. I'm a roofer... (digs into pocket and produces business card) Dunn and Reddy Home Improvements. And speaking as a roofer, I can say that a roofer's personal politics come heavily into play when choosing jobs. Randal: Like when? Blue-Collar Man: Three months ago I was offered a job up in the hills. A beautiful house with tons of property. It was a simple reshingling job, but I was told that if it was finished within a day, my price would be doubled. Then I realized whose house it was. Dante: Whose house was it? Blue-Collar Man: Dominick Bambino's. Randal: "Babyface" Bambino? The gangster? Blue-Collar Man: The same. The money was right, but the risk was too big. I knew who he was, and based on that, I passed the job on to a friend of mine. Dante: Based on personal politics. |
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Blue-Collar Man: Right. And that week, the Foresci family put a hit on Babyface's house. My friend was shot and killed. He wasn't even finished shingling. Randal: No way! Blue-Collar Man: (paying for coffee) I'm alive because I knew there were risks involved taking on that particular client. My friend wasn't so lucky. (pauses to reflect) You know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault. A roofer listens to this... (taps his heart) not his wallet. |
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nice one!! clerks is the only smith film ive not seen, is it as good as the rest? |
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I'm really looking forward to seeing how Prince William becomes Darth Vader and grows 2 feet higher in the process. |
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haha! i was reading about that today again |
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better than the rest, except maybe mall rats. my opinion of course! |
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buffalo platforms, the all black vader ltd edition ones. *reckons buffalos are the ugliest shoes in the world, at least very close to being* |
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fuck i can't seem to be bothered to search long enough to find a pic of the model i'm on about. |
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Ooohhhh! I looked at it for like 10 seconds, and didn't notice the Vader reflection until the 11th! Freaked me out. I really like clean, white spaceships with rounded corners and freaky buttons. I'm looking forward to this movie, unlike the last two. For Vader (isn't there some sort of ''transformation/orgin'' scene or something?) and that General Buddha guy. |
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cool, this might just become my fav star wars out of the whole sixology.....the white plasticy walls look lush |
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Er |
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shit, i thought this was about those "teaser" chocolates you get in cadburys celebration chocolate boxes....damn you all. |
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What a shit poster :( |
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absolutely terrible! who in their right mind would design such a shit fucking poster? damn. i think i'm going to write george lucas a letter. |
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why did you post it? |
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he looks pathetic |
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Are you sure it's official? |
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I made it better |
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giginger style |
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i think the poster, designwise is pretty well done. but, i hate hayden as anakin/vader. |
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although, the 70'sish hairstyle does sorta make him look like mark hamill. it'll be mildly interesting to see how lucas segways the characters into their older versions. |
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There's gonna be ANOTHER star wars moovie? I hope they go back to the bar and visit jabba only he's had gastric by-pass so he's like fit, and doesn't have to chain his women up anymore. that would ruule! |
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I expect a lot of subtlety, from the man that gives an evil character the name "General Grievous". |
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then Yoda gets some botox and chewbakka some electrolysis and they meet slim-jabba and hit on his girl which leads to a big dance number that ends with Yoda and chewy saying in unison "YOU GOT SERVED!" |
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sorry for posting it crazone jees! |
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solid. |
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THe poster is a fake after all (scroll down) |
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i have no time to "scroll down" |
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i ve havent read the previous posts and answers tease me |
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hmm do you really think its so cool with Star Wars or do you fuck with me |
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star wars sucks. |
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does anyone really care about star wars anymore? they should have gotten harry knowles from aintitcool to play jabba. |
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jesus, i scrolled down and saw the words "dungeons and dragons 2". that shouldn't happen. |
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ha ha!! I was just going to post about that! oh wait, I'm doing it now.. spooky.. I wonder what Tom'll say.. |
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