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The second coming of Christ.
 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-10-07 16:27 [#01355990]
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I don't think it will be all that special. I mean I have
managed 6 times in one night and that motherfucker is having
an over 2000 year break.


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-10-07 16:29 [#01355991]
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I just went through a supreme process of calculation to
determine that punching this brick next to me will cause
your roof to fall down on you! hahaha!


 

offline Atli from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-10-07 16:30 [#01355992]
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well...i guess that his second coming will be 2000 times
spectacular than yours.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-10-07 16:31 [#01355993]
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the well known slogan:


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offline ecnadniarb on 2004-10-07 16:32 [#01355995]
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Possibly. I only dribble at six. six. six I tell you.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-07 16:36 [#01355998]
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YEs


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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-07 16:38 [#01355999]
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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-07 16:39 [#01356000]
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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-07 16:39 [#01356002]
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offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-10-07 16:40 [#01356004]
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he'd be like "Im jesus" and people would be like "shut up
you fucking loon, hey this stupid bum says hes jesus" and
people would point and laugh in a condesending, entertained
way.


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-10-07 16:44 [#01356010]
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I'm having difficulty deciding if your post or the one above
it sucks more.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-10-07 16:44 [#01356011]
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You're right. That is exactly what they do.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-07 16:45 [#01356013]
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offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-10-07 16:46 [#01356015]
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Im having difficulty giving a fuck.


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-10-07 16:46 [#01356016]
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Posting contradicts that statement.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-10-07 16:47 [#01356018]
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See the doctor, Viagra or something like that might help.
Don't let it effect your confidence too much though, and
make sure you are always honest with your partner.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-07 16:47 [#01356019]
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BAM!


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-10-07 16:47 [#01356020]
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not really... I didnt say I wouldnt post. I said I didnt
care.

People do lots of things without caring.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-07 16:48 [#01356022]
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Your Mum?


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-10-07 16:49 [#01356026]
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pwnd


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-10-07 16:50 [#01356028]
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I've heard that's so only if they're blind paraplegics--they
need sound though.

BAM!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-07 16:51 [#01356032]
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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzeus


 

offline uzim on 2004-10-07 17:15 [#01356121]
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hahahaha

how stupid ^^


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-07 17:23 [#01356158]
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HERE HE CUMS!


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offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-10-07 18:43 [#01356344]
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The correct respons to this thread title was actually "is in
the produce section".


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2004-10-08 03:38 [#01356658]
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dam


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offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-10-08 03:43 [#01356661]
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i will pray for you all. this is not just distasteful, it is
an offence against God.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-08 04:27 [#01356681]
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I think this thread is great!


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-10-08 10:27 [#01356892]
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time for an old-fashioned cliché:


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offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-10-08 10:54 [#01356919]
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I hope Jesus comes back.
I would like buy him a buy him beer.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-10-08 11:10 [#01356924]
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haha ^^


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offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-10-08 11:55 [#01357022]
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I would buy him a beer then ask him nicely if he would make
me taller.


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-10-08 11:58 [#01357027]
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God at a loss


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-10-08 12:55 [#01357109]
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Yes, my son?

and if he would mind building me some bookshelves to hold
all my chili-cook-off trophies


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2004-10-09 15:01 [#01357854]
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electronic music .... people ..


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2004-10-09 17:29 [#01358021]
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Sounds like you guys are in for all kinds of suprises


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2004-10-09 17:34 [#01358024]
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I bet that really miffs the lot of you right off, too,
doesn't it?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-10-10 02:03 [#01358224]
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3First of all, you must understand that in the last days
scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil
desires. 4They will say, "Where is this 'coming' he
promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as
it has since the beginning of creation." 5But they
deliberately forget that long ago by God's word the heavens
existed and the earth was formed out of water and by water.
6By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and
destroyed. 7By the same word the present heavens and earth
are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment
and destruction of ungodly men.


oh god, are you by any chance a christian? one of the kind
that slams around bible quotes and interprets them to their
likings?


 

offline nacmat on 2004-10-10 02:42 [#01358230]
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there is no god so there can be no distasteness


 

offline nacmat on 2004-10-10 02:43 [#01358231]
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who has seen the movie: the village

its just a little example of how this world works



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-10-10 02:46 [#01358233]
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you dont know if theres a god or not.

i refuse to believe in stupid age old writings however. how
can there be one religion that is the 'right' one? i feel
sad for people that have been indoctrinated (sp?) by their
surroundings, but im sure those people feel sorry for ME as
well, because i am a 'lost soul'.


 

offline nacmat on 2004-10-10 02:55 [#01358237]
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god is an invention based in our fears and ignorance

our mind only undertands cause-effect , but thats just our
minds


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-10-10 02:58 [#01358240]
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unless someone invents some experiment to show that there is
no god theres no telling :\


 

offline nacmat on 2004-10-10 03:05 [#01358241]
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ok, its fine with me if you think so..

but for me, for my beliefs... I dont need that, I just know
it doesnt exist


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-10-10 03:12 [#01358244]
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we know deep down that its wrong to mock religion as this
thread started out, but the condemnation of non-believers is
also wrong. i dont think thats the intention of some of the
stronger passages in the bible for example. i like to think
that its true messages lie within context and imagery,
rather than brief word-for-word statements.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-10-10 03:12 [#01358245]
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oh, dont get me wrong, i dont believe there is such a thing
as a god that created us, or is watching over us or
anything. ..


 

offline uzim on 2004-10-10 04:30 [#01358256]
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well, if so maybe he DID come back but nobody noticed...


 

offline uzim on 2004-10-10 04:31 [#01358257]
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(...well, i don't believe in all these religions anyway.)


 


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