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I kill so many insects
 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-08-24 16:40 [#01313531]
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I don't like doing it but they always fly into my room. You
should see my light shade, it's like a massive insect burial
area. The problem is, I always feel painfully guilty once
I've killed a few and I always hate myself for killing them.
You say to me, "Why don't you just stop killing them you
stupid plank". You see if I didn't kill them then my room
would be swarming with the buggers and I wouldn't get any
sleep.

Do you kill many insects? Do you feel the same guilt as I
show after killing an insect?


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-08-24 16:42 [#01313535]
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No I do not kill many insects. Yes I do feel the same guilt
as you show after killing an insect, which is why I do not
kill many insects.


 

offline Jocco from Banned! Free Jocco! (United States) on 2004-08-24 16:43 [#01313542]
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Just lick one of them. Once you get a taste for dead bugs,
you'll feel nothing but an incredible desire to kill more.
No guilt and a bug-free room. It's a win-win situation.


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2004-08-24 16:45 [#01313543]
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you get twenty lashes for removing a trooper's helmet
durring a live fire operation mr. Rico.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-08-24 16:45 [#01313545]
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Try this maybe?


 

offline Jocco from Banned! Free Jocco! (United States) on 2004-08-24 16:45 [#01313546]
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Me... I like finding unique ways to kill insects, such as
burning wings off of bees and creating quicksand traps for
ants... Though.... Anything that results in a dead bug works
for me.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-24 16:45 [#01313547]
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I feel guiltier killing insects than I do killing humans.
How delightful|

.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-08-24 16:47 [#01313552]
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i like you, unlike nelson monfort. (nah i like him as well,
he's silly)


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-08-24 16:49 [#01313562]
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pogo, thats precious. I'm getting myself one of those.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-08-24 16:50 [#01313567]
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Guilt for killing flies, mosquitos? What are you, a
Buddhist? :)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-24 16:50 [#01313569]
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I kill then and then wank and cum over their corpses. Like
a burial at sea. men.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2004-08-24 16:51 [#01313573]
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flies, mosquitos... no, innocent and unsuspecting moths,
yes.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-24 16:52 [#01313576]
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I love setting fire to moths with my lighter.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-08-24 16:53 [#01313580]
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Oh, I like you too ^_________^

And Nelson is terribly awesome.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-08-24 16:59 [#01313583]
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I had a friend back in high school who delighted in turning
a can of deoderant and a lighter into a demonic
insect-frying device. I saw it in action a couple of
times... fiery bluebottles smoke like bitches and make a
horrible "squeaking" sound. It was disturbing.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-24 17:03 [#01313588]
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My first memory is of my Dad dipping live moths into a jar
of soot and feeding me them.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-24 17:31 [#01313644]
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I did that. :)

I also used to catch flies in empty match boxes and then set
fire to the box...they make a really loud buzzing sound..and
I mean REALLY loud. And a lot higher pitch than normal
also.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-08-24 17:40 [#01313651]
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Haha, you sick little monkey you.


 

offline idle interloper on 2004-08-24 18:00 [#01313660]
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One day they will have their revenge, and will feast on your
festering carcass.


 


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