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offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-28 05:12 [#01288390]
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I went therre, forr a two-day trrip. Stayed in a b&b. Oh
Lord.

On the way therre a trruck thrrew up a stone and chipped my
windscrreen and I rran a hedgehog overr.
The beerr is verry expensive and therre is a strrong smell
of cow shit in the airr at all times. They charrge the
earrth forr parrking and forr prretty much everrything else,
too.
I went down a cave which would have been grreat if I’d
worn more than just a T-Shirrt. I had a stalagmite on the
end of my dick by the time the tourr had ended. The good
part was that he gave me the wrrong change so I got in at
half the prrice.
I climbed a small mountain and I have painful sunburrn all
overr.
Anotherr thing I don’t like about little villages is the
way they just shut down at 7.30pm.



 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-28 05:15 [#01288394]
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Did you get some country girl action?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-07-28 05:16 [#01288395]
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HAH! I GOT YOU!!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE R IN "lord" IN YOUR FIRST PARAGRAPH!!!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-07-28 05:17 [#01288396]
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..and "worn" and "more" later...

what's going on?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-28 05:19 [#01288397]
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no.

funny, but i saw morre gerrmans and amerricans than countrry
folk. in the cave i was stood with two blonde amerrican
sisterrs one of them had a kid who she kept calling 'buddy'
instead of son.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-28 05:20 [#01288399]
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hmm, obviously you went to the wrong place. personally i
much prefer countryside to a city. and if everything goes as
planned, i'll be living in countryside in 10 years or so
(ofcourse only 30 minutes away from city, but still, a
genuine countryside).


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offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2004-07-28 05:21 [#01288400]
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Sorry you had such a bad time


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-28 05:24 [#01288403]
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if it's what you like... it just deprressed me though. i
don't know what it was. does it not get to you that afterr a
cerrtain point in the night therre is just NOTHING
happening.

i'm being a bit unfairr on my trrip, it was ok looking back.



 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2004-07-28 05:24 [#01288406]
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hahah! the countryside, its lush, for about 5 mins, maybe
10, but then reality suddenly kicks in about how shit it is!
know the feeling :)


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-28 05:24 [#01288407]
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what is it that you like?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-28 05:59 [#01288430]
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perhaps it's different overhere, i don't know...i spent a
lot of vacations when i was a kid at my grandparents place
on countryside and it was the time of my life. i get really
nostalgic when i think of the way my grandparents
lived...especially my granddad. he went to work on the field
every day, came home for lunch, rest a little, and he went
back to field till the evening, got home, had diner, and
they went to the local pub, where all the farmers from that
village would meet and play cards...very laid back life, no
stress (well, it was tough after the WW2), he's now 94 and
still full of strength and has a clear mind.
as for myself, and me moving to countryside - i'd get a
house there, so i could just go there whenever i'd get fed
up with everything (i'd still keep my place here). and well,
the part of the countryside i'd like to move to is on a real
cool place, beautiful surroundings, 30 minutes by car from
major cities...and hour to venice...30 minutes to
airport...haha. i just like the laid back life style, that's
it i guess.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-28 09:11 [#01288544]
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i see wherre you arre coming frrom, but not being able to
pop to the shop and brrowse CDs wheneverr i wanted, orr go
and rrent a film etc... would strress me out. i would find
the isolation strressful in itself i think. this comes with
living in a busy town my whole life i'm surre.
the odd thing is that i hate the hustle and bustle, orr as
i've discoverred, i love to hate it.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-28 09:12 [#01288546]
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I was bimbling around the countryside today.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-28 09:13 [#01288547]
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anotherr thing that's strrange is that frrom peeping in
windows as i passed houses, i noticed that they arre all
verry dated. most of the houses seemed to be decorrated in
the fashion that was 'in' when the ownerr moved therre.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-28 09:15 [#01288550]
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did you like it


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-28 09:16 [#01288551]
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i don't have that problem, as i dislike public places :)
especially shops.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-28 09:25 [#01288571]
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Yes. Conveniently, I live in a village. North, south and
west of me is countryside, east is a town and beyond that
Nottingham so i get the best of both worlds location-wise.

I rode about 5 miles on my new mountain bike. Easy
cycle-only route, lost a little weight, got some sunshine.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-28 09:27 [#01288574]
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lovely...that's kind of what i had in mind. to live in a
countryside but still close to big city (which in my case
happens to be (trieste).

sunshine and a ride in a countryside...nothing can top that
:)


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-28 09:28 [#01288576]
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Wild sex with Brittany Murphy would be a fair substitute.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-28 09:30 [#01288580]
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pic? :)


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-28 09:33 [#01288584]
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Google is your friend :)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-28 09:48 [#01288605]
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oh, she's hot. i even saw her in some movie...quite nice
movie actually.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-07-28 10:55 [#01288673]
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Heh, i know what you mean. Some good calm ruralness is nice
for a while, but mellow can turn to tedious pretty quickly.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-28 10:58 [#01288675]
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bimbling?


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-07-28 11:08 [#01288686]
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Man, I love the country! I like exploring the webs of dirt
roads that you find. Combing the woods for dead bodies,
seeing moose and dear run across roads, empty summer homes
that you can break into it... it's great fun, for sure.
Though I definitely sympathize with you on the sunburn
thing... I'm a vampire-sucked ghost and I scorch within 54
seconds of non-protected exposure to hate rays.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-28 11:13 [#01288690]
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I thought you never left your oxygen-tent?


 


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