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Flex your wit muscles and get ready for a captionin'! (Add your own) |
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OH SHIT N****R I JUST GOT STUCK IN THE JAW |
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That's.... nice 3 |
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1."Hello, I am gay and can shoot love powered fuzz beams with my eyebrows." 2."ha ha ha... you will never reach beyond your invisible shackles to obtain the key I placed so tantalizingly by your feet fools." |
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3. "this is my fag gun. It can shoot poop." |
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1. "hmmmm" 3. "i'm over here honey!" |
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Those really suck. |
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2 is funny, it's a grower. |
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4. "shhh. I can see him... dj xammax... I think he's about to post a picture that is interesting." |
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1. Where the hell did i put my lungs? 2. Man: "I haven't had a wank in weeks" Dancers(in unison):"Then who does this jism belong to?" Soldier: *cough* 3. My uzi weighs about 3 kg. |
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4. "those leaves are useful for hiding and also for whiping." *grunting* |
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that really sucked. |
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She does look like she's nipping one off though, you're right. |
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2. "I am ready to serve you master... your wish is my command. What's that? You want me to polish your moustache? Why yes, of course, my lord. Shall I feed myself to the prisoners?" 3. "Keep throwing! If you manage to get the melon to fall into my mouth then you win this shiny gun... ooh, that was close! Almost!" 4. "ChildrenTalking is a fucking idiot." |
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DON'T TOUCH THE MIC BABY DON'T GET NEAR IT |
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thanx for the support. |
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Hahaha.. all very good! |
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I accidently thought your 2 referred to 1 which was much fonnior because it made absolutely no sense. |
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5. "This secret button on my chest turns my face temporarily into that of a cat's. Ready? Pay attention because it only lasts for about 3 seconds." |
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The bad news is you're dying. The good news is you have a small penis so you were never really alive to begin with. |
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:D 7 |
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5. "You want me to sing?.... I'm on the cleanup crew... No, no, I couldn't- I co- YOU TALKED ME INTO IT! *starts yodeling passionately*" |
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6. "as you can see your metachlorian readings are off the charts. You are a true jedi." 7. *pretends to swish calmly, then suddenly violently spews all over the camera and laughing hysterically* |
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6. "When you were asleep last night I did a shit on your face, this is a picture of it if you don't believe me. Ha ha! I also replaced that stuff in your drip with pure chlorine." 7. "These 800 wasps that I have inside my mouth right now sure are angry" |
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The best captions are at www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com |
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Yeah but they get really boring after a while. Anyway someone else take over! |
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I love that site |
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competition |
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5. Moving quickly, Bongo-Man took a bite of the microphone. |
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Carry home the shopping whilst leaving your hands free. |
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competition. "As you can see in this demonstration, this state of the art mirror can manipulate the light data on its surface to actually reflect back an object with a difference in 0 to 180 degrees, depending on the setting." |
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Haha |
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8. visit XLT, we will show you some nice things.ciao |
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"I came as soon as you touched it" |
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9. No honey I forgive you, all three of us have herpies now. |
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9. That last glass of wine you had, it contained rohypnol. |
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6. "this is the medical information where it states that you are indeed dying." 9. guy - "i put so much GHB in that bitch's drink." 10. "touch my ho's again and i'll fucking cut your face. only i slap my ho's." |
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6. Enough of the pictures already, just pull the sheet back and suck bitch |
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You fucking mentalist! |
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9. "THE MUSIC'S PRETTY LOUD" "YOU SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED!" |
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No really, your Mum does swallow. I'm working on your Dad. |
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Oh dear :uD Good work everyone! |
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9. "i bet you go down quicker than this beer." |
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