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offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-07-21 11:34 [#01282329]
Points: 7669 Status: Regular



If you like midgets, as most of you do, especcially midgets
running on their funny little legs. You should watch this
show.

Last night there was a midget girl and also a midget guy in
a chocolate factory, who was very umpa lumpaish. The guy
wasn't running but the girl was.

If I owned a midget I would have them run around all the
time and some times get it to clap hands because that looks
funny too.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-07-21 11:35 [#01282331]
Points: 6045 Status: Lurker



not nice.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-21 11:38 [#01282337]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



haha...but funny :)


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-07-21 11:41 [#01282343]
Points: 7669 Status: Regular



Midgets are nice, what sort of bastard are you
thecurbcreeper.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-07-21 11:43 [#01282347]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict



yeah, short bussines we are talking about here.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-07-21 12:18 [#01282388]
Points: 7669 Status: Regular



Midgets have great voices too,

"Ding dong the witch is dead,
The wicked old witch of the west is dead"

Where can I buy one?


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-07-21 12:23 [#01282393]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict | Followup to 010101: #01282388



eBay.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-07-21 12:28 [#01282396]
Points: 7669 Status: Regular



No Joy


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-07-21 12:31 [#01282399]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict | Followup to 010101: #01282396



Damn. You could try the alt.shopping.midgets.sexslave
newsgroup i guess.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-07-21 12:32 [#01282401]
Points: 16982 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



I kind of hope to meet a midget prostitute some day, so that
I can witness someone give me head while standing on their
tippy toes.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-07-21 13:13 [#01282429]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict | Followup to Zephyr Twin: #01282401



Bah, midget prostitutes are rubbish. With younger siblings
you don't even have to pay!


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-08-24 17:30 [#01313642]
Points: 7669 Status: Regular



The Midget is out, it hardley seems worth it anymore


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2004-08-24 19:42 [#01313711]
Points: 5125 Status: Regular



If we could own midgets just think of how good at sports
they'd become in 100 years.


 


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