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offline face pixellator on 2004-07-06 14:14 [#01267992]
Points: 205 Status: Regular



For me, it would have to be some kind of killer of humans,
but not as a drone being ordered who to kill ... plus I
would target middle class women mainly.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-06 15:05 [#01268037]
Points: 4570 Status: Lurker



I want to be Sydney Bristow.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-06 15:16 [#01268041]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



therre was a time when i'd have thought porrn starr. but no,
i wouldn't want to be a porrn starr in an ideal worrld, but
it would still beat my currrrent job.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-06 15:24 [#01268050]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



no, i'd be a rring masterr in an old fashioned cirrcus
beforre it was crruel to rrace midgets and pit frreaks
against wild cats forr bets.


 

offline gnocelot from Greifswald (Germany) on 2004-07-06 15:31 [#01268064]
Points: 288 Status: Lurker



I want to be paid well for doing nothing in particular, and
to be able to not feel guilty about it. Failing that, I'd
like to become so unrealistically awesome at what I do
(making absurd music software) that it ceases to be a niche
market and I can make a reasonable living from it.

Or maybe data entry...


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-07-06 15:34 [#01268068]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict



i would like to be moderator here, i would delete almost all
accounts


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-06 15:37 [#01268073]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to hyakusen: #01268068



if you used the dick scale to choose who to delete in the
following mannerr

biggest dick - deleted firrst etc...

then you'd delete yourrself firrst and we'd all be safe.



 

offline face pixellator on 2004-07-06 15:39 [#01268076]
Points: 205 Status: Regular



Guys, please don't ruin my thread :(


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-07-06 15:39 [#01268077]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict | Followup to Anus_Presley: #01268073



youre just jelaous that your dick isnt big enough even to
satisfy cow, so shut up.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-06 15:40 [#01268079]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to hyakusen: #01268077



ok.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-07-06 15:48 [#01268086]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



I dunno. Nothing prestigous, I don't want a nice car or
house or trophy woman or anything. Something with a cushy
work-to-pay ratio. IE, I realize I'm not going to get
wealthy with MY low work ethic and drive, but I know there's
some jobs out there that pay decent and require little from
the worker. I want one of them. I don't fucking care what.
I'll hate working no matter WHAT I'll be doing, that much is
apparent to me.


 

offline k_maty on 2004-07-06 15:49 [#01268088]
Points: 2362 Status: Regular | Followup to Ophecks: #01268086



Hm yeah I think so too... librarian might fight in that
category nicely.


 

offline face pixellator on 2004-07-06 15:51 [#01268091]
Points: 205 Status: Regular



I feel for you Jay.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-06 15:52 [#01268092]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to k_maty: #01268088



funny, but that's a job i've been trrying to get. librrarry
assistant morre prrecisely. librrarrians need degrrees and i
don't have one.


 

offline face pixellator on 2004-07-06 15:53 [#01268093]
Points: 205 Status: Regular



I don't think librarians are allowed to fight, KKK_Maty.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-07-06 15:54 [#01268097]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



Something that would allow me to meet many people and travel
over the world. I would be constantly moving to do new
things in new places. I get down on myself if I stick around
someplace too long.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-07-06 15:56 [#01268101]
Points: 7669 Status: Regular



I think I would like to be in insurance. Every day I could
say "I have good news and bad"


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-07-06 15:58 [#01268103]
Points: 11010 Status: Lurker



I would like to do many things, but witouth skillz and a
professional education im fucked, and predestinated for
dirty low wage jobs


 

offline k_maty on 2004-07-06 15:58 [#01268104]
Points: 2362 Status: Regular | Followup to face pixellator: #01268093



o;/oops sorry marlowe i made a typo :(


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-06 15:58 [#01268105]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



dunno what the profession is called, but i'd love to be the
one who travels around the world, attending film festivals
and picking/buying films for the tv broadcast. imagine
travelling and watching films and get paid for doing it. ahh


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-07-06 15:59 [#01268107]
Points: 7669 Status: Regular



I tested video games for a while.....

That was a pretty cool job


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-07-06 16:04 [#01268112]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict



anus presley is dead. yesterday we were having his little
memorial party, we all know he was famous years ago when he
released his LP called "MY HUMBACK"
this is his latest photo, taken near Potomak river, USA
(1956)


Attached picture

 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-06 16:06 [#01268116]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to hyakusen: #01268112



hahahaha you spend time doing that hahahaha dick.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-07-06 16:06 [#01268117]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict | Followup to Anus_Presley: #01268116



hahaha, yeah, can you imagine ? dick


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-06 16:07 [#01268119]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to hyakusen: #01268117



yes.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-07-06 16:08 [#01268121]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict | Followup to Anus_Presley: #01268119



cool. if you could only spend as much time tryin not to be
dick. well, anyway, i have nothing against you.
ahahahahahahaa


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-06 16:10 [#01268123]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to hyakusen: #01268121



i have nothing against you. i'm not dickist.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-07-06 16:12 [#01268128]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict | Followup to Anus_Presley: #01268123



no no, youre lying, youve made a thread where you said
something baaaaaaad.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-07-06 16:14 [#01268133]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to hyakusen: #01268128



oh, you've got me. *hands up*


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-07-06 16:22 [#01268148]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Followup to face pixellator: #01268091 | Show recordbag



I don't, I'm quite happy and comfortable with myself, which
is more than a lot of people can say about themselves. I
just happen to be a grump.

First name basis already and I don't think I've ever seen
you post here before...

Unless...


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-07-06 16:22 [#01268151]
Points: 7669 Status: Regular



b7?


 

offline weltact from Taiwan on 2004-07-06 16:35 [#01268173]
Points: 1258 Status: Regular



i would like to b david beckham


 


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