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Notice on the old Star Trek they couldn't stop the oil from seeping through his makeup and making him all shiny? It is because he is a well oiled sex machine. ...yes! |
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he's just an overweight sweaty bastard. |
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Who said the rite of spring reminded them of captain kirk battling an alien monster on a strange alien planet? OOOT WITH IT! |
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It's a well known trait of the Canadian Jew. Extra Oil ducts are developed from a diet of beaver and whale fat. |
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The Gorn, especially. |
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Forget his skin, how about the rendition of Britney's 'I'm a Slave 4 U'? |
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stupid newbie question, i know, but how does Geordi LaForge see with his weird... uh... "glasses"? |
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i wonder if he would sex me... |
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he doesn't wear them anymore, he's had laser corrective surgery. i can't believe you didn't know that. |
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black people easily see anything they can take. imagine the streetprice of a warp drive. |
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There are slots in them and he sees through the slots. |
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James T Kirk will fuck anything that moves. Blue alien lady? Yes. Slovenian dog? Yes. |
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excellent. any idea how to contact him? |
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ah, yes... silly me thanks fleetmouse! |
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don't worry, he'll contact you. |
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I can't resist posting this pic of the Shatmeistner for the umpteenth time.. SEE his genetically mutated oilglands at WORK!! |
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excellent. i'll go shave. |
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if you want. he won't care either way. |
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SET COORDINATES FOR PLANET SEXFUK VROOOOOOOOOOOOM |
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"..captain.. is this the Neutral Zone?" "..no..THIS.. isthe.. EROGENOUS ZONE..!" "ah." "..SET.. coursefor.. planet FUCKALL.. ohmy - ENGAGE!" |
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aw...i hope he's gentle. |
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if you want. he won't care either way. |
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<- suffers laugh-hernia |
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MORE COWBELL |
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haaaha |
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"why.. aren'twe MOVING..?" "I.. I.. have no idea captain.. the engines are going at full capacity.. it's almost as if we're caught in the gravital pull of some HUGE planet.. something is pulling us down.." "DAMNYOU" *captain gets up with difficulty. Enterprise creaks. rest of crew looks at captain* "..KAAAAAHNN!!!!" |
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I had no idea Madeleine Kahn could be so infuriating! |
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Who is Kahn anyways? |
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kahn. |
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Not that one. Stop being illogical. |
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im sorry. |
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I bet the answer could be found in one of the myriad of Star Trek motion pictures.. but which one? oh, if only they'd put some kind of clue in one of the titles, DAMN THEM!! |
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I bet you loved "insurrection". Hey that's no the insult thread. I bet you loved it anyway. |
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Best... thread... Â ever. A robust bassoon half the man makes. |
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