The Bathroom | xltronic messageboard
 
You are not logged in!

F.A.Q
Log in

Register
  
 
  
 
(nobody)
...and 369 guests

Last 5 registered
Oplandisks
nothingstar
N_loop
yipe
foxtrotromeo

Browse members...
  
 
Members 8025
Messages 2614114
Today 0
Topics 127542
  
 
Messageboard index
The Bathroom
 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-07-04 16:37 [#01266184]
Points: 2038 Status: Regular



Here u can make
poo poo
pee pee
vomit
or just FUCK!




 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-07-04 16:37 [#01266185]
Points: 6045 Status: Lurker



no


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2004-07-04 16:39 [#01266186]
Points: 3756 Status: Lurker



yes


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-04 16:39 [#01266187]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict



FUCK!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-04 16:40 [#01266188]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



You can also paint the walls of a bathroom, change a
lightbulb, take a bath, lick the floor, commit suicide, eat
lettuce... all in the marvelous, wonderous little thing...

we call a bathroom.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-07-04 16:40 [#01266189]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



Don't forget you can take pills in the bathroom!


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-04 16:42 [#01266192]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict



I have a diverse mini ecosystem growing in my bathroom.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-04 16:43 [#01266193]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular



Whever people start discussing and evolving a run on joke,
I'm always the one that "kills it". I'm always the one that
someone says "you killed it" to, which of course means
making a particularly standoutish witty remark. It's
something you either have or don't have I guess.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-04 16:45 [#01266194]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to brokephones: #01266189



Or eat turnips! (like instead of lettuce)... hmm, what else
I wonder. I think we pretty much covered everything one
could possibly do in a bathroom... I mean could there be
more...?? Are bathrooms that versatile? Good heavens,
we've mentioned quite a lot of things. God I love bathrooms.


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-07-04 16:46 [#01266196]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict | Followup to w M w: #01266193



No no you gave it new potential...


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-07-04 16:50 [#01266200]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



YOu can shoot up in the bathroom!


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-07-04 16:50 [#01266201]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker



You could bring in a bunch of prosthetic limbs and leave
them in the bathroom for a fortnight to incubate. Then when
you open the door to your bathroom after that time, this
weird creature made of arms and legs will crawl out going
"Schkaaak! Zcheeeaaaak! Cheeooook!"

Then you could name it "Donald" and wrap a leash around the
ankle of the leg that sticks out the top of it and take it
for a walk downtown. Everyone will want to pet it. I would.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-04 16:53 [#01266209]
Points: 21454 Status: Regular | Followup to brokephones: #01266201



Whoa, I can't believe I forgot that one. Wait, wait I have
another. You could do the same exact thing, but name it
"Dave" instead! Huh?... Huh?


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-07-04 16:54 [#01266211]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker | Followup to w M w: #01266209



You could bring in a bunch of prosthetic limbs and leave
them in the bathroom for a fortnight to incubate. Then when

you open the door to your bathroom after that time, this
weird creature made of arms and legs will crawl out going
"Schkaaak! Zcheeeaaaak! Cheeooook!"

Then you could name it "Dave" and wrap a leash around the
ankle of the leg that sticks out the top of it and take it
for a walk downtown. Everyone will want to pet it. I would.




 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-07-04 16:59 [#01266221]
Points: 2038 Status: Regular



I am making me up!
§ taking the X pills and taking some while dance listening
Cornish Acid ! §


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2004-07-04 17:00 [#01266225]
Points: 6113 Status: Lurker | Followup to Motha Fucka: #01266221



You're also smoking at a club.


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-07-04 17:01 [#01266228]
Points: 2038 Status: Regular



I am high

... looking for the repeated words ...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-07-04 19:34 [#01266394]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Motha Fucka: #01266228



either you are a poet

OR

what..?


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-07-05 00:06 [#01266471]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



how have people missed taking baths and showers? i love a
nice hot bath/jacuzzi (if available) every now and then.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-05 04:32 [#01266580]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



what


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-05 04:38 [#01266593]
Points: 26326 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



Well done thread starter person.


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-07-05 05:55 [#01266663]
Points: 23728 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



you can do that everywhere really


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-07-05 05:57 [#01266664]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



YO!


 

offline melack from barcielwave on 2004-07-05 07:38 [#01266723]
Points: 9099 Status: Regular



i think im gonna masturbate...


 


Messageboard index