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This is the story of my life. |
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you should all take pics of your toilets anbd post them. that would be a shit load of fun! that is so corny.... |
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That is a really horrible idea! Ugh... : / |
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i cant believe that someone actually manages to wipe his arse while sitting? thats almost impossible half stasnding definitely scrunch definitely |
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i dont think it's fysiologicly possible to see you arse yourself standing up is really horrible, you feel the poop, cooled down on your cheeks pervert |
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well you lean over to the right at least i do: im civilized, i whipe with my left hand |
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I wipe sitting, reach around the front under the balls, folded. My mate actually reckons he did the biggest shit of all time the other week, he took a photo of it. I haven't seen the photo though (yet) |
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:D!! haahhaahh! |
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what a thread... i think they're all male testimonials... ;-) any females? |
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sitting I do it with my right hand so I just lean over a little to the left and do it from back to front... carefully not to put all the shit in my balls |
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sitting usually, sometimes half-stand if its a public toilet, in which case i may not even sit to do the actual deed. somewhat related: Do you wipe from the front (hand/arm under scrote) or from the back? The response is varied between my friends. |
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You ASKED your FRIENDS? I'm going to ask a bunch of girls that at a rave we're going to this weekend "Hey how ya going? Like.. I gotta ask ya something, yeah umm when you like take a shit, do you wipe like half standing, sitting down or what? And from the back or under the front?..... No YOU tell ME first!" |
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Sitting and that paper doesn't GET any more folded, let me tell you. |
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Paper that doesn't get folded = cardboard, dude |
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standing, but who cares ^_^ |
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i imagine girls doing the back->front thing getting poop-bacteria in their grotto's of pleasure |
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Oh my god, this is the greatest topic ever! I wipe standing, but always assumed I was a bit odd and that everyone else did it sitting. Now I see that others stand to. You have validated me! |
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GOD NO |
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WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO MY XLTRONIC? |
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yours looks all weird. |
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hey, whats danbrusca doing there? |
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and.. omg! did you put your monitor upside down or what? |
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bending over on my knees |
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doggy style? |
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I don't want to see the oldest post over and over, every time I go to the thread. Pssh. |
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chained to a wall |
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Great avatar. |
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standing... wtf that's just fucking strrange. |
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It is. Like, what the fuck, I don't even want to get into how that works. |
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crap is bound to smear out in your crack... |
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You guys need to adopt another potty protocol. Here is my procedure. 1. Crack faucet for steady small stream of water for purity. 2. Prepare wetnap or soaked paper towel for post-wipe cleanup 3. Flush toilet while in process of first bowel movement. Continue to flush every 30 seconds regardless of contents of bowl. 4. Start wiping procedure. FOLD paper(8 to 15 squares). Wipe while sitting. DO NOT LOOK! Level of clean is indicated by friction between ass and paper. 5. Once friction indicates ass is clean start post wiping procedure. Use wetnap or soaked paper towel followed by toilet paper until dry. 6. Congraulations! Ass is now spotless and dingleberry free! |
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hahaha...you spend a lot of your time in toilets eh? |
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Toilets are soooooo Gruntels.... ha ha.... |
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sitting all the way |
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standing... half way |
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chihiro, do you have a poo fetish? |
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Cacking on people is considered as a very very VERY high gesture in my religion... "Never happens" |
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and what religion is that? fecianity? |
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This thread is amazeming. |
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hahaha! |
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Words fail me with this thread. I have had many laughing moment though. |
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Cackialition. . . Not at all known on the face of the earth. |
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Girls have to go front to back otherwise there's a very high risk of infection. |
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no idea why that was in reply to you! sorry! |
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I was thinking it was a bit strange. I was rereading what I'd written just in case... :d |
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half-standing... typically scrunched, although quantity of toilet paper definitely comes into play here... if there is very little left i fold... conclusion: scrunching=bourgeois excess... |
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this is the stupidest thread ever. anyone who is anyone whipes sitting down. |
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hahaha oh man...im going to be here (in the office) till morning i think :-) |
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hehe :) well, obviously not. |
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