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Do you whipe your arse sitting? or standing?
 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-06-27 17:30 [#01258099]
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standing


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-27 17:33 [#01258100]
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sort of half standing


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2004-06-27 17:34 [#01258102]
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no way...... there's a reach problem, surely? or you have a
filthy arse...........


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-06-27 17:35 [#01258103]
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this thread appears like there is a similar thread somewhere
on this board.

i swear i posted in it


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-06-27 17:36 [#01258104]
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well uh

since i'm not a retard i sit down


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-27 17:37 [#01258105]
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Sitting.

Also: toilet paper - scrunch or fold?

Personally, i fold.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-27 17:37 [#01258106]
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haha roygbivcore is not a retard, as opposed to those who
stand!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-06-27 17:38 [#01258107]
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interesting.

Scrunch


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-06-27 17:38 [#01258108]
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no no darkpromenade.... It's best standing... it's the only
you can be sure your arse is clean.... i dunno many people
that whipes their arse standing anyway... ha ha :)


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-06-27 17:39 [#01258109]
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i also fold!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-06-27 17:39 [#01258110]
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i do the half standing thing aswell


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-27 17:40 [#01258111]
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INFIDEL!!111

I never thought that scrunching would... uh... do the job to
it's fullest extent. But maybe it does, man. Maybe it does.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-06-27 17:41 [#01258113]
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yeah........ i fold the paper and use tons of it too be
sure... It's not cooL to have an itchy arse when it's not
proparly clean... ha ha ha ha


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-27 17:41 [#01258114]
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i fold my toilet paper.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-27 17:42 [#01258115]
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Why does it not surprise me that this thread is a
fast-grower?

We xltronians seem to be a scatalogical bunch.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-27 17:43 [#01258116]
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it's a thread we can all relate too.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-27 17:44 [#01258117]
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Haha, i guess so. Everyone's got an ass, that's fo' sho'.


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2004-06-27 17:44 [#01258118]
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the best way to wipe your arse is to take a shit, then get
off the toilet, squat down, take your paper (folded), and
wipe you ring........ try it next time, and you will know i
speak the truth.


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-06-27 17:45 [#01258119]
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yeah... scatological indeed... ha ha.... in a way... it's
the only thing that us men throw out of our body... i mean
hard, big peace thingy... ha ha


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-27 17:46 [#01258120]
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sometimes slight "paper insertion" can be needed just to
make sure .


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-27 17:47 [#01258121]
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"big peace thingy"

hahaha!


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-06-27 17:47 [#01258122]
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What the crap?


 

offline nacmat on 2004-06-27 17:49 [#01258124]
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I do it with pink gloves


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-27 17:49 [#01258125]
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yes the crap.

but we get rid of loads more.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-06-27 17:51 [#01258127]
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I find the scrunch to be more reliable.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2004-06-27 17:51 [#01258128]
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you can't wipe your ass standing up. the cheeks fold
together and you miss bits.

scrunch.



 

offline Dozier from United States on 2004-06-27 17:52 [#01258129]
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haha great

sit/scrunch myself.

next question: how many flushes? just one after it's all
over, or one or more during the act to insure a proper
removal (i.e., no overload)??


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-27 17:53 [#01258132]
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hey virginpusher!

we're "half standing" mates!
er... or something!

yippeee


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2004-06-27 17:55 [#01258135]
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preferably sit, gloved, scrunch


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-06-27 17:55 [#01258136]
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standing up is very possible... more reliable in my view....
You see what you're doing... and if you just had a HUGE
crap... you can be sure that you won't encounter it on the
way with your hand.... And the cheek problem is actually not
a problem .... You open them up with your hands... Or if you
have strong butt cheek muscles..... You can even do it
without the hands.... ha ha :)


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-27 17:56 [#01258138]
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one flush does it mostly for me thanx.

some toilets don't suck as much as others though.



 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-27 17:57 [#01258139]
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Dude, who wears gloves to wipe their own arse?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-06-27 17:58 [#01258140]
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What's really cool is when you shit and it comes out so fast
you don't even have to wipe!


 

offline mimi on 2004-06-27 17:59 [#01258143]
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hopefully whoever did this to their toilet


Attached picture

 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-06-27 17:59 [#01258144]
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once in a while.... i have those world record craps.... And
in these cases... i definnetly need more than one flush...
Sometimes, i even need to go in there with a plastic spoon,
or a tool to cut it in half... Quite horrible... ha ha..

Yeah right.... Gloves? hum hum.. it comes from your own body
dude


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2004-06-27 17:59 [#01258145]
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look how pristine white that toilet paper on the wall is in
that environment!! haha


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2004-06-27 18:00 [#01258147]
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a tool to cut it in half

!! like a power tool? :)


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-27 18:01 [#01258149]
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sometimes i am surprised to see a toilet brush.
nice thought i admit, but i still prefer toilet paper.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-27 18:01 [#01258150]
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That is soooooo WRONG.

Xammax ----> Hahaha, yeah i think everyone loves that. I
feel so... efficient.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-06-27 18:03 [#01258152]
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It's SO convenient. Wiping of the arse can be such a chore
sometimes...


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-06-27 18:04 [#01258153]
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ha Ha Ha Ha... a toll of some kind anyway... The feeling
when you cut it in half is never delightfull... I have a new
technique now anyway.... I just close my arsehole as much as
i can if i see that the poo is too long.. and the cutting is
done by itself... but then.... There is always a lot of
whiping to do... ha ha :)


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-27 18:08 [#01258156]
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i didn't understand the whole bit i think chihiro and i'm
somehow glad.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-06-27 18:14 [#01258159]
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what a shit thread.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-06-27 18:15 [#01258160]
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BA DUM TISH!


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-06-27 18:17 [#01258162]
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Yeah!!! but hey dude... You still came to post something ;)



 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-06-27 18:20 [#01258163]
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oh man, are you death chihiro?


 

offline nacmat on 2004-06-27 18:21 [#01258164]
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I thought everyone would understand the gloves joke...


 

offline grinningcat from london (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-27 18:36 [#01258168]
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after readng this thread chihiro, i can never watch spirited
away again.


 

offline 3052 on 2004-06-27 18:39 [#01258169]
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Levitating


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-06-27 18:43 [#01258170]
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:D!!

yay!


 


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