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Hi, nacmat, I know you're been sad, but I think you are a great guy, and if I knew you in real life you would be a very good friend of mine! Honest! You are very nice, and I'm sure Love will Find you again. *hUg* |
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as long as this isn't an offer FOR love :P |
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*dances* |
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man thaks a lot... I dont know what to say that was beautiful thanks marlowe |
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The ONLY problem with nacmat (and it's not even a problem at all) is that he's far to caring =o) Whenever there's a possibility that he may have offended sometimes he apologises even before anyone has to say anything xxx I love you nacmat ! You're a good person and an example to human beings around the world Hooray for the pink one for he is king ! |
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*offended someone |
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10 BAM!s out of 10 |
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really guys thanks a lot but I sure will get over this with time, I apreciate this a lot... it feels warm |
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as long as you know that we care and that we're always here to talk to =o) |
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dont tell me you are at work! |
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=oO How did you guess?! ;o) |
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No worries Iggy - you deserve our love and friendship! |
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just guessed, as the other sunday you were at work too hope you can finish soon |
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hmm... you wet yourself? |
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box full of joy for the nacho man!! |
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whats that? |
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you dont want to know |
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it made me happy tho :D but on a serious, non-poop related note, life has its ups and downs. and winners dont get put off by bad times :) |
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wurd ! What dosent kill you only makes you stronger |
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That is true to some degree. Don't worry nac these feelings will stop eventually. |
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'panta rhei', which is greek for 'everything changes' or something its what i think when im in shit |
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I am listening to some pulp perfect for these moments I feel kind of better today |
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Lissen to some JOhn COltrane my man! "Lush Life" is a beautiful song with vocals! |
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hope this helps... A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island. The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day and they allowed him to have Sundays off. One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing. He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued, at last. The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the boat. As he got out the first guy said "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to see YOU, To which the second guy responded "Well alright sweetie! It's been a long time for me too." The first man exclaimed "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!" |
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2 women walking home after a good night on the town and a little worse for the drink, had to do a pee. So they dived into a graveyard to do their business. They had no toilet paper with them, so one of the women used her knickers and threw them away. The other used a ribbon from a wreath. The next day their husbands we're talking "We'd better keep an eye on our wives " said one, "mine came home without her knickers." "You think that is bad" said the other, " mine came home with a card up her arse saying 'from all the lads at the fire station, we'll never forget you!'" |
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i have no idea why your upset naccy, but still i wish you well :) |
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I'm gonna write NACMAT on my chest and FLASH him my boobies in the street! That will atleast : a.) Cheer him up! :) b.) Scare him away! :s NACMAT (oYo) |
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Recently a man got a new job that required him to fly to different cities thus being away from his hot wife for days at a time. Knowing how much his wife loves sex, he thought he better buy her a dildo so she could entertain herself whilst he was gone on buisiness matters. So the man goes to this low key sex shop down some dark alleyway near his office building. "What can I do for you?" says the shopkeeper. The man tells the shopkeeper that he is looking for vibrator for his wife. "Ahh... I can tell you are concerned she will cheat on you unless she has the BEST vibrator... let me show you something..." The shopkeeper pulls out a box covered in dust, opens it, and shows the man a fairly large sized dildo lying there inside the box. "Its a magic dildo" explains the shopkeeper. "What the hell are you talking about?" the man asks. "Watch..." The shopkeeper places the box on the counter and then says "Magic dildo! Keyhole!" All of a sudden the dildo hovers out of the box and starts jamming itself into the keyhole of the shop door uncontrollably! "Magic dildo! Box!" The dildo then stops for a second, turns around and goes back to lying still in its box. "AMAZING!" says the man. "How much?" "One thousand dollars" the shopkeep replies. The man buys the dildo then hurries home. He gives it to his wife as a present and tells her that to use it, you just have to say 'magic dildo' then whatever you want it to fuck. She is very excited and thanks him for it. A week later, the man leaves for a buisiness trip, and his wife starts getting really horny without her husband around, so she starts looking through her phonebook for ex-boyfriends until she remembers that her husband just bought her a very expensive present.... (cont) |
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She takes out the box and says out loud "Magic Dildo. My pussy." And then the dildo leaps out and begins ramming itself into her pussy. After about 5 orgasms later she wants it to stop. "Magic Dildo. Stop!" but it doesn't stop... it keeps ramming her over and over... she screams, moans, yells all sorts of things to try and make it stop but it doesn't because the husband never told her the command to send it back to the box! Trying to think best she can under the current situation, she puts on her pants (with the magic dildo still inside) and she starts driving to the nearest hospital... She is swerving, all over the road as she drives, unable to controll her senses completely with the dildo inside her. Between her uncontrollable fits, she see flashing police lights behind her and proceeds to pull over... "Excuse me ma'am, have you been drinking?" Says the officer. "No, its this magic dildo, its been stuck in my pussy and I'm going to the hospital to get it out". So then the officer says "Magic dildo my ass!" |
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Nacmat in my opinion, you are by far the most recognizable AV in here. that pink cap thingy bob, in my view is the epitome of xltronic. you should be the xlt spokesperson, you should fly around the world doing interviews, telling people how great this place is, getting people all over the world to donate to this place, getting people to visit etc etc etc. you are the face of xlt in my opinion :) |
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Is that a garbage bag full of discarded bento? |
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trash, a turd, more trash, wrapped in a flag |
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Two Elephants and a Cymbal fall off a cliff. Ber-dum tshhhhh. |
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Nacmat, There is that old saying "what goes around comes around". I think of your beautiful nice caring personality. With how nice you are to everyone, it can only come back your way better and more improved! I am sure you will have lovely things ahead of you! :) |
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You, nacmat, are a nice guy. I hope you feel a little less down in time. Drink and smoke lots, listen to good music, and go see friends. It helps, believe me. |
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xltronic works a a good firend for me, my virtual friend, consisting on some hundreds of interesting and caring brains |
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True. I like the people here, for the most part. |
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