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offline aristotle from United States on 2004-06-09 05:56 [#01230779]
Points: 69 Status: Lurker



you really are a very angry person, aren't you?

i looked at your homepage and your previous posts here, and
you seem to be lashing out at something. your mother
perhaps? your frustration in life?

tell us what's bothering you.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-09 05:58 [#01230782]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



haha what are you, a christian scientist?!


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-09 06:41 [#01230830]
Points: 23728 Status: Lurker | Followup to aphextriplet: #01230782 | Show recordbag



no


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-06-09 06:43 [#01230831]
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hahahahaha!

best reply all day!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-09 06:53 [#01230843]
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The collapse of his rock band. They were apparently destined
for great things. But the singer dropped out. Although he
was angry before that. Could be where he lives.


 

offline ChildrenTalking from United States on 2004-06-09 07:02 [#01230854]
Points: 2712 Status: Addict



i used to be angry...but then i realized my penis was 7
inches long then everything seemed to work out just fine.
maybe he has yet to figure out his own talents, perhaps
knitting?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-06-09 07:04 [#01230857]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to ChildrenTalking: #01230854



7 inches and you're proud? You need at least 15 inches like
me...


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-06-09 07:10 [#01230862]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker



Could all you cunts stop talking about me and please get on
with your sad pathetic little lives. Rock band shmock band.
It was a fucking wind-up and all you poor sods fell for it
like the mugs you are. Let me say this categorically - I was
NEVER the Duke!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-09 07:10 [#01230863]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



Who is the Duke?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-09 07:11 [#01230865]
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I like Bill's website. "Professional heterosexual",
that made me laugh.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-09 07:11 [#01230866]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker



I think the fact you pretended it was your band is even
sadder.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-09 07:13 [#01230867]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



but bill, you like us talking about you, isnt that the whole
point of your bullshit existence?


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-09 07:16 [#01230871]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict | Followup to bill_hicks: #01230862



you did good research before picking a band billyboy
i read on the torqamada site that The Duke's fav comedian is
bill hicks


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-09 07:19 [#01230873]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



i think billbo did a masterful job with that prank. i never
fully believed, but i sure was confused.

didn't someone even go see the band live?

*hats off to the duke*


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-09 07:20 [#01230874]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to epohs: #01230873



of course, i'm still not completely convinced that he's
not in the band either.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-06-09 07:24 [#01230876]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



This band?


Attached picture

 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-09 07:26 [#01230877]
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This may come as a shock but:
You're not the only one who can take the piss!


 

offline big from lsg on 2004-06-09 07:30 [#01230881]
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can you prove that?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-06-09 07:35 [#01230890]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to Morton: #01230871



I just cast out a line and you took it hook, line and sinker
you poor naive moron.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-06-09 07:38 [#01230895]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



How do we know this wasn't really your band and now it's all
gone to pot you're trying to cover up by denying it was
really you?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-06-09 08:31 [#01230957]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to DJ Xammax: #01230895



YES. THAT'S RIGHT! How do you know this isn't a wind-up and
i was originally being truthful? How do you know? It's a
riddle of a conundrum of a puzzle wrapped in a mystery but
i'm sure a wankstain like you can work it out.


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-06-09 08:45 [#01230972]
Points: 5696 Status: Lurker



venus loves bill_bicks...... unlike Uranus it has very
little surface crust


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-06-09 08:57 [#01230978]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to KEYFUMBLER: #01230972



Uranus is my favorite planet!


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-06-09 08:58 [#01230980]
Points: 5696 Status: Lurker



Uranus is highly dense!


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2004-06-09 09:00 [#01230984]
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HE HAS TEENAGE ANGST!!!!!

GO PUT BACK LINKON PARK ON YER HEADPHONES, MAN!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-06-09 09:04 [#01230988]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to KEYFUMBLER: #01230980



I would like to penetrate to the core of Uranus with my
probe...


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-06-09 09:05 [#01230991]
Points: 2020 Status: Lurker | Followup to elusive: #01230984



You tell him, lover.


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-06-09 09:06 [#01230992]
Points: 5696 Status: Lurker



The ring of Uranus contains mostly ice-particles


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-06-09 09:08 [#01230994]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to KEYFUMBLER: #01230992



is the surface of Uranus moist or wet?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-09 09:09 [#01230996]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



watchout for clingons around uranus.

 
ohh ho ho ho!


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-06-09 09:12 [#01230999]
Points: 2020 Status: Lurker



You know, you all seem to rate Uranus pretty highly, but all
in all I think it's a pretty shitty place.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-06-09 09:13 [#01231000]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker | Followup to epohs: #01230996



Santa?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-06-09 09:14 [#01231002]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker | Followup to bill_hicks: #01230957



...So you're just a nobody then? Okay!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-06-09 09:15 [#01231004]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to Peter File: #01230999



ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST JOKE
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2004-06-09 09:15 [#01231005]
Points: 2020 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #01231004



Thank you, here is another one for your delectation. From
the future:

Your anus is an increasingly popular destination for
families, and many are surprised to find it a lot more
accommodating than they had expected.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-06-09 09:16 [#01231006]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



I hear creampies are a delicacy in Uranus.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-09 09:19 [#01231008]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to Peter File: #01231005



:0

you mean, we've been talking about buttholes this hole
time!!?


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-06-09 09:21 [#01231010]
Points: 5696 Status: Lurker



Note, Uranus is featured on this months National Geographic
with full pullouts on all features of that strange
landscape!!!!


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-09 09:31 [#01231021]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



haha, ever notice that Uranus sounds like "your anus"

hahaha i just noticed now.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-06-09 09:35 [#01231025]
Points: 6045 Status: Lurker | Followup to bill_hicks: #01230862



lying on the internet. +5 points.


 

offline aristotle from United States on 2004-06-10 08:36 [#01232834]
Points: 69 Status: Lurker



*bump*

hehe.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-10 09:57 [#01232955]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to aristotle: #01232834



why?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-06-10 10:03 [#01232968]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker | Followup to qrter: #01232955



Because he wants to
Because he wants to.


 

offline nacmat on 2004-06-10 10:23 [#01233006]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker



he is not angry he just needs a little attention


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-06-10 10:39 [#01233046]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to nacmat: #01233006



little attention?? pffffff


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-06-10 10:41 [#01233051]
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And Venus rhymes with penis... ^_-

lolzerz


 


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