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You know the way sometimes you explode into tears of laughter? When you double over in hysterics like you're gonna puke cos somethings so fucking funny? So when was the last time that happened to you? For me it was last night watching "Curb Your Enthusiasm". Larry David makes me piss myself laughing. A friend of his needed to relax and meditate to relax and Larry "gave" him a mantra he found usefull. It was to repeat "jai-ya" over and over. A few days later, the friend calls on Larry late one night all agitated and says to Larry: "After repeating that mantra about 400,000 times to myself a yoga instructor friend told me what it meant, Larry." "What? Whats does it mean?". "'Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me'...... ....... Fuck you Larry!!!!" |
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today, i was watching some of my old skits i made with friends back in 2002/2003. i had tears of laughter running down my cheeks |
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movies, like? |
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no funnie movies I've seen last time, but I laughed a lot reading one Alexander Sorokin story. Does this pass? |
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In general, me and my flatmate lampoon our insane landlord all the time and cause ourselves to fall about crying wioth laughter. Its too fucking easy - the guy is a fruitcake. He lives on the top floor of our 3 storey Georgian building and when i complained about upstairs bathroom leeking into our living room, he said "Just kick in the bathroom door and tell her to stop splashing". He seriously meant it too. He's nuts! |
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I cracked up for some reason on Saturday night. I was pissed so that probably had something to do with it. I wish I could remember what it was though. I hate my bad memory. |
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yesterday, i was at a football game and some guy fell down 10 rows of chairs - obviously drunk lmfao! |
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Yesterday i was at a birthday party and there were some kids who were completely stupid and did nut things... it was carzy, i laughed coz their parents were getting totally mad. |
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this morning i found a book with some 'abstract poetry' i wrote with my friends when we were about 14. |
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I crack up everyday. I can't stop laughing at everything. Help me please :( |
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