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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-17 02:16 [#01191467]
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don't ask my why, but I saw this on saturday... WORST MOVIE EVER... haha, it was so cheap... I don't think there was a break in the whole movie... it was constant action for the whole damn thing... which is pretty cheap really!
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-17 02:19 [#01191471]
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and the Frankenstein monster in the movie must be the most retarded character ever created... he was seriously the most selfless monster ever, but it seemed so retarded...
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od_step_cloak
from Pleth (Australia) on 2004-05-17 02:19 [#01191472]
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Yeah I heard it sucked. Before that I didn't even know it existed.
Like seriously first thing I heard about it is "You know that Van Helsing move?" "No.." "Well it fucking sucks, remember that" "OK"
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-05-17 02:21 [#01191474]
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at least it can't be as bad as troy.
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od_step_cloak
from Pleth (Australia) on 2004-05-17 02:37 [#01191480]
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Yeah I wanna see that just to yell out "OI!!!!!! IT'S POITA!" as soon as Eric Bana turns up on screen.
I'm sure only like 1 or 2 people on this board will get that oh well.
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-05-17 02:38 [#01191482]
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i got it. it was hilarious.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-17 02:39 [#01191483]
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Hahaha!
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od_step_cloak
from Pleth (Australia) on 2004-05-17 02:41 [#01191485]
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I've worn the joke out. Every time it's on TV I scream "OI IT'S POITA!" at the TV. As if my family didn't hate me enough already.
It's just become one of those jokes... you know where the more you do it the funnier it is for you because it's making everyone else go insane?
My life is like that haha
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-17 02:49 [#01191492]
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yeah, I have this joke that I use EVERY time I go to movies... the movie places back home is called Empire Studio 12... so everytime I go to the movie we always check our tickets to see which cinema it's in, and I say "whoa, seems we're in studio 12 again!"... it's really quite lame I guess, but I find it funny! :)
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-05-17 02:55 [#01191495]
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nothing can be worse than HellBoy
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Sepix
from Major City (Austria) on 2004-05-17 03:15 [#01191505]
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nooooo hellboy was great ====)
van helsing is really shit especially the scene at the end looked like cloned from star wars :p
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-05-17 03:16 [#01191506]
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anyone ever tried stagediving in a movie theater?
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-17 03:18 [#01191507]
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hellboy actually looks good... it seems funny from what I've seen at least, and that's something Van Helsing didn't have going for it... well, it was funny, but they didn't mean it to be...
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-05-17 03:18 [#01191508]
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-05-17 03:26 [#01191515]
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Do you ever get stoned and forget what movie you're seeing? Yeeeeah
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-17 05:36 [#01191686]
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I've got stoned and fell asleep during King of the Hill and woken up to South Park. That fucks you up.
Hank: "LOUANNE!"
Cartman: "Shut the hell up!"
Not quite like that but you get the jist.
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_awt_
from Malmö (Sweden) on 2004-05-17 05:54 [#01191717]
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i accadentely saw Van helsing aswell.. the other day.. or accadentely.. my gf dowloaded it and forced my to sit on a hard chair for 2h watching that crap..
i tryed to be open minded about it.. and from commercials of it i thought!, well the positive thing is that there is snow! and that seemed really nice at first. but hey.. i cant come up with anything else positive about it, it was pure crap.
and yeah.. the local newspaper gave it 4/5 !!! i laughed the morning i read that after watching the movie the night before
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-05-17 06:08 [#01191729]
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it was just too rediculous... I went to see it cause I thought it might be enjoyable to a degree... I like vampires and stuff, and action movies are mostly good at theatres, so I figured it'd be fun... but it was just too stupid...
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_awt_
from Malmö (Sweden) on 2004-05-17 06:30 [#01191752]
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im gonna start to.. never watch another movie with a russian/american speaking girl with big titts type of character in it.. theres just too many of them.. man i hated their voices sooo badly..
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-05-17 09:25 [#01191974]
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I like over-the-top cheesefests like this.
But other similar people who like over-the-top cheesefests have told me this is too over-the-top and too cheesy.
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from So.Flo on 2004-05-17 09:28 [#01191986]
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It was entertaining....now TROY was hollywood to the dick!
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D-Steak
from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-05-17 13:49 [#01192386]
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i wish they would have made Castlevania instead of Van Helsing.
I also wish they would have made Smellboy instead of Hellboy.
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Q4Z2X
on 2004-05-17 13:57 [#01192394]
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yeah.. it was only possible to appreciate it in that "crappy action movie" type of way.. like it made me sorta "jump" a few times.. but that's the only way that it moved me..
i hated how all kinds of mythilogical and fictional shit was just mishmashed together and how they made the helsing character into a fuckin' action hero..
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Jedi Chris
on 2004-05-17 14:20 [#01192443]
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A colleague of mine came into work this morning and said that "Van Helsing" and "Troy" were both terrible films. He said people were walking out!?!?
I think I'll still go along and see Troy though. I want to see "The Day After Tomorrow" - now that looks good!
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