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1.1. if you came across, in the street, a girl with four spider-like eyes and four arms, what would you do? - 1.2. and if you came across, in the street, a man with antennae and crab pinches? - 1.3. seriously? 2. are your teeth evil? 3.a. for the men who fantasy about having sex with lesbians (i know there are some): do you imagine yourself as a man, as a woman or as something else in this fantasy? - 3.b. for the other people: do you like nightowls? 4. do you like Portishead? 5. how would you die and what would come afterwards, if it was up to you? (if you have already answered this question and are tired of replying to it, you can just reply by the name of a vegetable). 6. *please invent a question in your head, don't tell it to anyone, but post the reply here* 7. do you care if they do? 8. (coming soon, maybe, when i find another random question to ask.) |
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i had a weird dream this morning. i stole a 3/4 scale double bass from a very rich family's large estate. and was playing it damn well for my first time. |
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1.1. if you came across, in the street, a girl with four spider-like eyes and four arms, what would you do? - Cum in her face 1.2. and if you came across, in the street, a man with antennae and crab pinches? - Kick him 1.3. seriously? Yeah 2. are your teeth evil? Yes 3.a. for the men who fantasy about having sex with lesbians (i know there are some): do you imagine yourself as a man, as a woman or as something else in this fantasy? as a man - 4. do you like Portishead? No. 5. how would you die and what would come afterwards, if it was up to you? (if you have already answered this question and are tired of replying to it, you can just reply by the name of a vegetable). Carrot 6. *please invent a question in your head, don't tell it to anyone, but post the reply here* 9 times in one night. 7. do you care if they do? Not really 8. (coming soon, maybe, when i find another random question to ask.) OK. |
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1.1. if you came across, in the street, a girl with four spider-like eyes and four arms, what would you do? -gave her a weird look... 1.2. and if you came across, in the street, a man with antennae and crab pinches? -gave him an even weirder look... 1.3. seriously? no. seriously. 2. are your teeth evil? yes, very... 3.a. for the men who fantasy about having sex with lesbians (i know there are some): do you imagine yourself as a man, as a woman or as something else in this fantasy? -horse 3.b. for the other people: do you like nightowls? yeah, they look cool. 4. do you like Portishead? yes, very. 5. how would you die and what would come afterwards, if it was up to you? (if you have already answered this question and are tired of replying to it, you can just reply by the name of a vegetable). in a sleep...heaven. 6. *please invent a question in your head, don't tell it to anyone, but post the reply here* very. 7. do you care if they do? yes!!! 8. (coming soon, maybe, when i find another random question to ask.) |
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1.1. Walk on. 1.2. Walk on. 1.3. Walk on. 2. No. They've always been nice to me, even though I've mistreated them in the past. 3.b. Have you no knowledge of me? I am the death-owl! 4. Yes. 5. The letter Q. 6. The letter N. 7. I think so. 8. Walk on. |
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1.1. if you came across, in the street, a girl with four spider-like eyes and four arms, what would you do? want her badly. - 1.2. and if you came across, in the street, a man with antennae and crab pinches? try to kill him. - 1.3. seriously? no, i wouldn't hurt a crab man. 2. are your teeth evil? they smell evil. 3.a. for the men who fantasy about having sex with lesbians (i know there are some): do you imagine yourself as a man, as a woman or as something else in this fantasy? woman with 2 others. - 3.b. for the other people: do you like nightowls? 4. do you like Portishead? not in a big way 5. how would you die and what would come afterwards, if it was up to you? (if you have already answered this question and are tired of replying to it, you can just reply by the name of a vegetable). die at a sunn o))) gig, lots of shitting would come after. 6. *please invent a question in your head, don't tell it to anyone, but post the reply here* a cucumber 7. do you care if they do? not really. |
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Here is radom questions to uzim: 1. How gay are you? 2. Why dont you get a life? 3. How weird are you? 4. Dont you think you have smoking a little to much weed? I salute you uzim, you are soooo weird, and that I like ;) |
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giginger > that's not very nice for the 4-eyed 4-armed girl and the man with antennae and crab pinches. |
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1. How gay are you? > meow. 2. Why dont you get a life? > i'll try to spare, i hope i can afford one in the next few months maybe. 3. How weird are you? > um, you decide. 4. Dont you think you have smoking a little to much weed? > i don't smoke... only tried weed once. (no, no other drugs either - except alcohol when i can.) I salute you uzim, you are soooo weird, and that I like ;) > thanks. |
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1. Ask her if her tits are real. 1.2. Take my hat off. 1.3 Maybe, depends whether I wear hat. 2. Depends how old I am 3a. I imagine myself as an owner of Harlem. 3b. 4. Yes 5. I do not understand question 6. What did you mean by Num.5 7. I do not understand 8. Yesterday please |
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1. i could'nt help but looking for "eye" contact. 1.2. it depends if he was wearing a suit. 1.3. if he was naked i would freak a bit. 2. yes. 3. i like night owls and lesbians are ok. i would see myself as a man. 4. used to, not right now . 5. a surprise will do i suppose, no pain before would be nice. 6. uzim. 7. not necessarily . 8. no i dont know why i answered these questions. |
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1.1. if you came across, in the street, a girl with four spider-like eyes and four arms, what would you do? -i'd probably be afraid, but i'd really like to be able to play with her... 1.2. and if you came across, in the street, a man with antennae and crab pinches? -i would definitely avoid such a shady individual 1.3. seriously? oh i see... i should've given the honest answers here and not above... oh well 2. are your teeth evil? it's a hot topic of debate 3.a. for the men who fantasy about having sex with lesbians (i know there are some): do you imagine yourself as a man, as a woman or as something else in this fantasy? -part of me really just wants to be a woman, who fucks other hot women... but i suppose there is a fascination in me for some sort of threesome... it seems so insanely attractive that i'd just be anxious about finishing pre-maturely 3.b. for the other people: do you like nightowls? i am a night owl... i do not like myself 4. do you like Portishead? yes... sexy trip hop, i almost never listen to it, but they have my respect 5. how would you die and what would come afterwards, if it was up to you? (if you have already answered this question and are tired of replying to it, you can just reply by the name of a vegetable). i'm not sure what will cause the rupture, but my consciousness will escape into nothingness, and oneness 6. *please invent a question in your head, don't tell it to anyone, but post the reply here* the Double Leopards "Halve Maen" 7. do you care if they do? i care because you do 8. (coming soon, maybe, when i find another random question to ask.) i've got mad respect for you uzim... you are definitely one of the cooler e-personas i know... |
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1.1. if you came across, in the street, a girl with four spider-like eyes and four arms, what would you do? -TAKE A PICTURE AND SELL IT 1.2. and if you came across, in the street, a man with antennae and crab pinches? -TAKE A PICTURE AND SELL IT 1.3. seriously? NO. I WOULD RUN 2. are your teeth evil? THEY ARE HALF WAY BETWEEN WHITE AND CREAM 3.a. for the men who fantasy about having sex with lesbians (i know there are some): do you imagine yourself as a man, as a woman or as something else in this fantasy? -AS A MAN AND AS A WOMAN SOMETIMES 3.b. for the other people: do you like nightowls? 4. do you like Portishead? YES, A LOT 5. how would you die and what would come afterwards, if it was up to you? (if you have already answered this question and are tired of replying to it, you can just reply by the name of a vegetable). I WOULD DIE FUCKING WITH MONICA BELUCCI (RIGHT AFTER FINISHING) AFTER DEATH I WOULD GO TO PARADISE WITH MONICA BELUCCI THAT DIED WITH ME 6. *please invent a question in your head, don't tell it to anyone, but post the reply here* IN OCTOBER 7. do you care if they do? YES I DO 8. (coming soon, maybe, when i find another random question to ask.) OK, WAITING |
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haha, that was funny. |
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1.1 Try not to look at her strangely and smile kindly. - 1.2 Torch his ass with a flame-thrower. - 1.3 Yes. - 2 Mostly. - 3.a What? - 3.b What? - 4 I don't know - 5 I would design the tallest building in the world specifically for me to jump off of. Nothing would come afterwards, otherwise it's not dying. - 6 Seven - 7 No - 8 Orange |
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i would really like to see earthleakage, jivverdicker and horsefactory to answer these questions. thank you. |
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1-8 Shoot everyone in the face |
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1.1. if you came across, in the street, a girl with four spider-like eyes and four arms, what would you do? grab a crowbar and do some reconstructive surgery - 1.2. and if you came across, in the street, a man with antennae and crab pinches? break out the lobster crackers 1.3. seriously? maybe 2. are your teeth evil? why yes, they are 3.a. for the men who fantasy about having sex with lesbians (i know there are some): do you imagine yourself as a man, as a woman or as something else in this fantasy? the guy, no shit- 3.b. for the other people: do you like nightowls? 4. do you like Portishead? only heard some of their stuff, but what ive heard i like 5. how would you die and what would come afterwards, if it was up to you? (if you have already answered this question and are tired of replying to it, you can just reply by the name of a vegetable). kumkwat 6. *please invent a question in your head, don't tell it to anyone, but post the reply here* green tea, some bad mushrooms and a cottage helmet full of football cheese 7. do you care if they do? only if they do it to me first 8. (coming soon, maybe, when i find another random question to ask.) |
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1.1. if you came across, in the street, a girl with four spider-like eyes and four arms, what would you do? - look in awe, and assume it's a really inventive costume, and give mass applause 1.2. and if you came across, in the street, a man with antennae and crab pinches? - same, 1.3. seriously? - unless is was obvious it wasn't a costume, in which case I would go insane and do an irish jig 2. are your teeth evil? - very much so 3.a. for the men who fantasy about having sex with lesbians (i know there are some): do you imagine yourself as a man, as a woman or as something else in this fantasy? - I'd imagine myself as teh girl, ignoring the man altogether 3.b. for the other people: do you like nightowls? - I like all animals, especially cute ones like owls 4. do you like Portishead? - yes! their live in nyc dvd is one of the best dvd's I own 5. how would you die and what would come afterwards, if it was up to you? (if you have already answered this question and are tired of replying to it, you can just reply by the name of a vegetable). - stephen hawkings 6. *please invent a question in your head, don't tell it to anyone, but post the reply here* Uzim. 7. do you care if they do? my morals are my own. |
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8. what would you do if you were possessed by the ghost of a dead person? 9. what would you think/do if one day, you'd wake up and your right leg was turned into a table leg? 10. hypothesis: you're the only human person alive and the whole world around you, including other people, is just an illusion made to test you. do you think it's really possible? 11. a) what are your thoughts about (a) god? 11. b) what are your thoughts about tomatoes? 11. c) if you had to eat (a) god for dinner, how would you cook it/Him/Her/whatever? (if this question offends you, you're allowed to hit me on the head with a stick virtually.) 12. what is your favourite hour of the day? why? 13. a random person encounters you in the street and insults you without any apparent reason. do you reply/ignore/break his face/rejoice/something else? |
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8. what would you do if you were possessed by the ghost of a dead person? -say hello 9. what would you think/do if one day, you'd wake up and your right leg was turned into a table leg? -try to walk 10. hypothesis: you're the only human person alive and the whole world around you, including other people, is just an illusion made to test you. do you think it's really possible? -yes 11. a) what are your thoughts about (a) god? -yeah, whatever 11. b) what are your thoughts about tomatoes? -i like them, theyre veretables disguised as fruit 11. c) if you had to eat (a) god for dinner, how would you cook it/Him/Her/whatever? (if this question offends you, you're allowed to hit me on the head with a stick virtually.) with abrosium and nectar 12. what is your favourite hour of the day? why? 8-9 am because im happily asleep or productivily awake 13. a random person encounters you in the street and insults you without any apparent reason. do you reply/ignore/break his face/rejoice/something else? -do a dance with him or break face |
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1.1. id wipe my dick and say sorry for cumming all over the four eyed spider eyed slut! - 1.2. id take him home and boil his shell off and then eat his innards with a shovell!- 1.3. semi-seriously? 2. my teeth are evilish at weekends? 3.a. i am in a furry dolphin suit with my head peeking out of the mouthhole! 3.b. on toast with whale dork slices! 4. first album is wicked i go to bristol often? 5. i will die in 32 years of a nasty paper cut to the hole in my knob! 6. *and phil collins said to cliff "yeah sure ill take up the ass but make sure you knit an elastic cuff for it first!* 7. only if it effects me ? 8. (do you drink milk?) target=blank>LAZY_TITLE |
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8. id ask what they would like for dinner! 9. id sharpen it to a point and and parachute on to a large dartboard! 10. my life is a sham and a lie and i know it! 11. a) he/she is a cruel bastard? 11. b) it is the main ingredient in my student poverty mode? 11. c) id use a small camping stove which was lit, and id tie the god to a petrol pump stand back and boooompfhhh dinner! 12. 21:00? its the longest i can hold off eating my one loaf of bread and tomatoes and pasta ? 13. id probably do what i usually do : get held back by my brother as i scream insults at them and attempt to stab them with my keys! |
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1.1. I'd stare - 1.2. I'd stare - 1.3. I'd stare 2. I haven't asked. 3.a. A man. - 3.b. 4. some of their songs are good. I haven't heard too much of them. 5. I'd like to die naturally, and I'd like to be reborn with all the knowledge I have now. 6. Well, maybe you should ask yourself that question? 7. no. 8. porn. |
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a) if you woke up one saturday morning naked in a dumpster with a chipped tooth and a sore botty who would you phone first? ps you have a coin sellotaped to your arse! b)your parents build a love swing in the corner of your front room, and start getting into mexican magic mushrooms! do you yodel in the background as they get down or (make up your own here) c)a large wrestling type comes over to your house and threatens to break your recor/cd/musical kit unless you kiss his chode (=patch between arsehole and balls) in front of all your family in a specially hired church hall hosted by jerry springer? d)plastic replica model fingers are growing all over your ass, they are conncted to your heart and if fiddled with they all go erect and flip you the bird, how would you remove them? e)your grandfather gets into GABBA and starts using large amounts of mdma powder resulting in his musical career kicking off bigstyle, do you jump on the band wagon and dance for his stage shows or do you sell him some dodgy washing powder and croak the old big headed bitch? |
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sexy hermione |
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a) aliens, to get revenge and replacement parts for my body. b) just annoy the fuck out of them as much as i can. c) you mean, my cd player and amp or my cd collection? if just that, i won't kiss him, fuck technology. i'll always find a way. d) try with white spirit, 90° alcohol, acetone or random other products. i'll probably end up with a totally red sore ass with no skin, but hey, at least i'd have tried. e) i'd just let him be. |
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1.1. if you came across, in the street, a girl with four spider-like eyes and four arms, what would you do? show my cock to her 1.2. and if you came across, in the street, a man with antennae and crab pinches? - show my cock to her 1.3. seriously? 2. are your teeth evil? no but hermione is 3.a. for the men who fantasy about having sex with lesbians (i know there are some): do you imagine yourself as a man, as a woman or as something else in this fantasy? a lamp post 3.b. for the other people: do you like nightowls? i only like nighttowels 4. do you like Portishead? do you like portishead 5. how would you die and what would come afterwards, if it was up to you? (if you have already answered this question and are tired of replying to it, you can just reply by the name of a vegetable). by explosives, as a tree in a far away forest 6. rukspoken 7. rukspoken 8. palindrome |
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1.1. escape via trapdoor 1.2. escape via trapdoor 1.3. escape via trapdoor 2. escape via trapdoor 3.a. man 4. escape via trapdoor 5. escape via trapdoor 6. escape via trapdoor 7. no 8. escape via trapdoor |
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...what is the trapdoor is moist, rusty, dark, with strange bugs living in it and smelling of pumpkin? |
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It is the trapdoor used by Mola Ram in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. |
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1.1. if you came across, in the street, a girl with four spider-like eyes and four arms, what would you do? Be seriously scared - 1.2. and if you came across, in the street, a man with antennae and crab pinches? the same ... - 1.3. seriously?yes 2. are your teeth evil?yes , and crooked 3.a. for the men who fantasy about having sex with lesbians (i know there are some): do you imagine yourself as a man, as a woman or as something else in this fantasy? luckily im a woman :D - 3.b. for the other people: do you like nightowls? :S ... 4. do you like Portishead?i dont know ... 5. how would you die and what would come afterwards, if it was up to you? (if you have already answered this question and are tired of replying to it, you can just reply by the name of a vegetable). i would be shot in the back of the head ... and then i would go on to a place with a computer and be able to design the best creature etc ever to live my next life in .. 6. *please invent a question in your head, don't tell it to anyone, but post the reply here* Are we destined for anything at all ? 7. do you care if they do? yes!!! 8. (coming soon, maybe, when i find another random question to ask.)lol |
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