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I met ecnadniarb. What A Fucking Asshole. So, he posted a thread in my city last night. I saw him over by the bar stroking himself, so I thought, Oh cool, ecnadniarb, I'll go say hello. So I went up to him and said, "Hi, just wanted to say I'm a big fan of your parochial put-downs to noobs and I appreciate you coming here to type, looking foward to your words tonight". Then he said, "Yeah, thanks cunt noob.." and shook my hand. I could tell he didn't want to be bothered or anything so I was about to just walk off, then I remembered I had my camera with me, and I'd hate it if I didn't get an up-close and personal pic of ecnadniarb, so I said, "Oh hey, do you mind if I take a quick picture please?" - holding out the camera. He said, "no". Ok, so you're thinking like me, right? like 'no I don't mind'. So I hold up the camera to take a picture and he's all like "NOOO!" and pushes the camera away, then says, "Fuck You! I like to jerk off small boys!" then shoves me. As I'm being shoved by ecnadniarb I say, "Well fuck you!" and pushed his extended arm away from me, and stepped back into place right in front of him (just a gut-reaction). Then he said, "I said no you cuntfuck newbie, I fucking mean Alright Calm Down Calm Down Our Lad" By this time everyone standing around us is staring. Everyone that can tell what's going on has the same look on their face as me, which is a combination wtf/lol face. So I'm looking around at all these other people who, understandably, can't believe what they're seeing, then I just snapped into it and realized how rediculous it was. Then I laughed and said, "Jesus Christ, sorry asshole.." and walked off. |
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i'd rread that if... no, i wouldn't. |
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he said "n00b" in real life?? hahahaha Jesus Christ, what an asshole ;) |
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I got banned for something similar. I expect not to see you for at least 7 days. I am glad I have had this effect on you. I feel sorry for your mother. |
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I met Bill Burroughs What A Twat Then I laughed and said, "Asshole" and walked off. |
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this thread really was the only possible thing that could have been posted next. the sequence of events made it quite clear |
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i miss the santa clause link that should be in it |
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I can't wait for the "I met Jesus" thread! |
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jag mötte lassie...? |
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actually i didnt meet anyone i dont leave the house |
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LOL Bill Boroughs' WIT strikes again, eh? |
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Man, you already did a Michael Jackson one, now you're doing one about forum members? Post something that isnt complete brain-rot please. |
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i liked the bill_hicks act better |
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come on... |
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