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A: Because it's too far to walk |
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This is going to be good. At least it better be. |
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By the way, how much longer until the trip to the recycle bin? |
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH'' HO |
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and why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? |
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boom |
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How do you guys do that? I've never been able to accomplish such a feat myself. |
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all birds do.. |
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YES! Your horse has never been as invigorating as it is now. |
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they rest their legs cause they don't sit or lay down. |
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threadBUSTER!!!!1 |
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Q: Why is my penis big eventhough it's not erected? A: It just is. I'm a big guy. It's not really bigger than most other men's - it just seems like it. |
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Hey..... Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . time is almost up . . . . . . . .5 . . . . . .4 . . . . . .3 . . . .. . . . 2 . . . . . . . .1 A: It was stapled to the chicken!!!! omg!!!hahaha |
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Rolling on the floor out loud. |
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ha you dork :P |
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because if they put both legs up then they fall |
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?????? |
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I get it. |
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but, why do they fly back north in the summer?? |
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I have learned so much thanks to this thread. |
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did you know that the difference between the words "you" and "me" is that the first one referrs to you, while the last one referrs to me? |
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what about them? |
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It refers to them. |
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whats red and sits in the corner? . . . . . . . . . . . . a naughty bus |
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Why doesn't anyone like me? |
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I like you, which is probably even worse. |
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Why do they fly south? Animal Magnetism? |
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No, it is actually greatness squared. |
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If jesus died for my sins, why am I filled with shame and regret? |
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To take a picture of Princess Diana dead in her car." -Neil Hamburger |
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what goes in, out, in, out, & stinks of piss? a pensioner doing the hokey-cokey |
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Q. what would Kurt Cobain say about the internet if he was alive today? A. "what's the internet" |
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a bird flies into a bar for the winter, and BAM! it was an iron bar. |
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Q. why did the chicken? A. 12 minutes. |
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yeah it was just unfun nonsense, dunno why I posted it. Q: Why did the flamingo pinch the baby? A: Cause the baby had an attitude. |
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I'm feeling so happy right now reading aal those nonsense jokes |
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wow, i thought my jokes/posts were bad |
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You are just incapable of understanding the dry wit of this thread. |
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My wit is dry because i use trendy masculine products. |
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