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...do you want to smoke in non-smoking areas? or just to stop bothering people with the smoke of your cigarette? 's the solution! so awesome!!! |
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Or quit smoking :P That's pretty funny though. |
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excellent idea, I'm glad I got a smokefree workspace after living in the cancer for the better half of my life, but this is even better. I'd be able to "accidently" step on those exhaust tubes and have them choke to death in their helmets. |
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its a helmet? good way to get stinky head. |
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lol man...ur post look like some tv ad...it just need to have an audio. i'm glad that i don't smoke...one the other hand i have astma so that shit killz me. |
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when I worked at a supermarket, I once told a customer to quit smoking when they complained that they would have to go to the smoke counter to get served I also quit my awesome awesome awesome last job because my dad wasn't going to quit smoking and it's killing him right now, his quitting now could mean the difference between 3 or 30 years more life. :\ |
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aye, refund, long time no see - talk to me on slsk! you ended up working for your dad? remember you talking about it months ago. |
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thats decidedly unnice. :( |
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if my dad refuses to take any action when these things are presently and clearly KILLING HIM, so I told him I would rather pretend he didn't exist than watch him kill himself hopelssly, I feel as though I did the right tihng. |
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where do i get a audio? |
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haha! and to add the "3000" after the name! HAHAHA! that's priceless! |
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it's funny because it's true. |
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non smokers, winge winge, moan moan, fuck off ! |
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look man, if you want to get cancer and die slowly and painfully then go ahead. just don't infect me with your noxious poisonous fumes. if somebody dares to light up around me that's as good as attempted murder. i just hit the cunt. no-one's gonna to prevent me from living forever. |
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Oh my god, how can you have Bill Hicks as you name and say that. Its someones right to smoke, just as it is yours not too. If you dont like it then move away, or stop moaning. Dont go all jesus on us and tell us to quit. ANd if someone like you hit me cause I lit up next to you, i would seriously do damage. If I fucked you wife, yea theres a reason to hit me, not for having a ciggerette. And it looks cool |
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altai - spot on, oh the irony |
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OMG Your points = B7! |
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do ME damage!!?? if you even dream about that you'd better wake up and apologise! I pity the fool that smokes. i hope we bump into each other some day so i could show you what happens when someone pollutes my atmosphere. they get taught a lesson that they don't forget. smokers are scum. |
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wankers are scummer |
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Non smokers, moaning bastards, I would quit If I wouldnt become one of them |
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what arsehole said that? |
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bill hicks |
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oh yeah. i've heard about him. that dead commie comedian with the same name as me. fuck him. he got what was coming to him. he died of cancer didn't he? serves him right for smoking. |
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he died of pancreatic cancer, I forgot you breath through your fucking pancres! |
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he got what was coming to him. all smokers will eventually. god will see to that. |
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even if he didnt smoke he would have died from the cancer of the pancrea at the same age, gets you thinking huh? |
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I'm a smoker and it's true, we are cunts. I do take all possible measures to avoid infecting innocents with the smoke from my cancer sticks though. And I will never, ever smoke if there are children anywhere in my vicinity. I think smoking when pregnant should be illegal. |
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lucky theres no such thing as God then |
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you're along the right lines but you're still going to hell. i say put smokers into specially designed ghettos so they can't come anywhere near normal clean living people. |
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I smoke cigars, like once a year.. when I do, I go outside, and I stand in the wind so that the smoke immediately blows away when I blow it out (never inhale cigars! that ruins the taste!) luckily, there's a new law, that smoking indoors in pubs and such has become illegal! I enjoy going to town and getting drunk, then returning home, smelling of nothing but alcohol. no fucking smoke-smell that sticks to the clothes for three fucking days! |
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so there is a smoking section in heaven? or do all the good people who smoked have to go to hell? |
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yeah. alcohol smells great. smoke smells like donkey piss. do smokers realise that they smell like donkey piss? i bet they don't even care. smelly dirty bastards. |
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thats the second hand smoke, I agree smells nasty, first hand smoke is lovley shit |
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leviticus 3:11 "he who smoke of the tobacco weed has smoked in front of God and infected His lungs. he shall doomed to hell for all eternity" |
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God but the tobacco leaves on this fucking planet. |
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*put |
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it was a test. and i'm afraid that you have failed, sinner. |
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couldnt he put a cancer cure plant down then, instead of a nacer creator? one that would stop suffering and genrally be a nice plant. No. beacsue he doesnt exsist, nevermind choose the vegitation of the earth. Sorry I forgot about the test, does he test 3rd world contries when there is no food? Cummon kids its a test, find some clean water, damn I love these tests, I am such a god. |
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how much is this thing i'm gonna buy it |
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questioning god is also a sin, sinner. you are so going to burn in hell for eternity. |
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AND.. not only does it smell.. it changes your appearance as well! I know (knew) this bitch who USED to look fucking GREAT (nothing inside the head, though). She started smoking at.. 14, I think.. now, the other day, I saw her on the bus, and it was fucking scary! She was FUCKING YELLOW! I remembered the good old days when I used to slap her on the ass, and I couldn't believe it was the same fucking bitch! Smoking ruins EVERYTHING! |
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well god shouln't have given me a mind then, |
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slap her on the ass when you were humping her doggystyle? |
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and I would rather Hell than to be controlled in Heaven buy the person who makes the world we live in, HELL |
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i don't think he did. |
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yes. |
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cool. |
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so, seriously I am interested in your views, does he test 3rd world contries when there is no food? Or is he welcoming them to heaven? what if they smoked? |
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maybe if more of them were christians then god might provide them with food. |
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such a nice god |
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