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AAAAH! I was listening to Bjørk, and my little sister came up the stairs. She asks me: "what are you listening to..?" I answer "bjørk," and, as if it was programmed into her, she suddenly starts going on about "why do you listen to her? doesn't she sing in some language she invented that no-one else understands? she can't sing! even that IDOL-contestant sang 'it's oh so quiet' better than her! THAT MUSIC IS CRAP! SHE'S CRAZY! WHY DO YOU LISTEN TO HER!??" WHERE do they GET this shit from? Her and her friends have probably NEVER heard Bjørk before, they've only seen that "celebrities go berserk" program on tv where she did something to some reporter who bugged her! and "that music is crap!" : they listen to 50cent and britney for fucks sake! AAAAAH! that's all. |
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my sisters into pop and rap, when i lived with her and my mum, she would sneak her snoppy friends to my bedroom door and try and listen in on what i was listening to, whether it was SAWII or bjork. i would hear faintly "ur brothers a fag, what sort of faggit music is that" shortly afterwards, i would flip in drukqs afx237v7, put on a clown mask, and swing open my door and scream in all of their teeny=bopper faces. |
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haha! I think i might try something like that sometime! My sister isn't really into anything, just whatever's on top20 at the time... so.. if Bjørk or Aphex came into the top20, she'd be all hyped, and would want to copy my cds and shit! I happened once before, with Black Eyed Peas! I bought the album for party-use, and like, one/two weeks later, they were on the charts. Earlier, she had complained about when I played it too loud, but now she has copied it, and listens to it even louder! |
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well! im not alone in being irritated by bjork :) |
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You have good self control. I would have knocked them out with the door and pummeled their face until it was quite disfigured. |
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your sister is just a single case (ok, Gwely Mernans' is a second one) - there are young people that listen to the music we here love. there just not as much. which doesn't make things any different than they are now. we've always been a minority. |
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no, not always! Bjørk was "pop" earlier (199x), don't you remember?! and.. my sister is NOT a single case.. why do you think Britney and eminem and 50cent are on the charts with MILLIONS of records sold?!? |
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how dare you say '50cent' on this messegeboard! oh shit i just said it! |
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you people understand my suffering :) each morning i wake up hearing crappy commercial rock music, black eyed peas, random 'top 40 greatest roflmao hits' or other crap my hifi set is much more powerfull than that so i just flip in some noise or fastpaced laptop glitch crapola (kid606 that is) but i just wanna stay in bed till i start to rot, i dont want to defend my precious ears against mindless music for the masses |
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your sister definitely sounds like your sister. |
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i watched 2 dozen emo kids get down to britneys 'toxic' at a party the other week.... |
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why did i type that much? gisty poop bla bla |
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I WILL TELL YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN: THEY WILL GROW UP TO BE THE OLD PEOPLE OF TOMORROW>.... BUT TODAY. |
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I thought britney spears primary demographic was 8-12 year olds, but the japanese kids accross the hall seem to like it. |
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yes, fortunately, I too have a HUGE FUCKING STEREO (even though it's only a two-channel, its frequency-range is WIDE AS FUCK! It overlaps quite a few subs (we were watching "finding nemo" the other day, and when they were in that current, the whole fucking room rumbled!)) (speakers from ) |
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well idols and tv obviously |
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When I worked at Woolies I used to put a mix CD I'd made on the stereo. This one girl took exception to the fact that I didn't have a single chart tune on there. She said I was being a mindless slave in following those who were trying to be different. I had no reply to that. That could've been because I was laughing too hard or because there was no reply that didn't involve strangling her while vomiting down her throat. |
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your sister definately needs to learn to have some respect for great artists |
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FUCKING CUSTOMERS! that's why I could NEVER work in a clothing-store or anything like that... all the fucking customers are fucking stupid! craz: true.. I hope Bjørk gets a new song out, and ends up on the charts soon, just so that she'll come begging to copy the cds. |
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"mindless slave in following those who were trying to be different." what a stupid girl! from what i understand of her statement. all who don't listen to familiar pop songs are like sheep or the followers of sheep. but i thought pop-music primarily were being enjoyed by sheep? conclusion:we are all sheep. |
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She wasn't a customer mate. She worked there! :P vlari: Her statement was a brilliant case of someone trying to look clever :D Unfortunately only one other person near me found it as funny. :s |
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people will listen to crap music. people will not like the music you listen to. there you go. |
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All music is crap. Just some of it smells good. |
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haha! even worse! fucking airheads! If I wanted to be "special" and "cool," i'd run around town with a huge fucking boombox blasting a mix of Mc Solaar and all of Tom Cruises lines from Eyes Wide Shut. The only person I suspect is a poser when it comes to "I want to be cool and listen to things that no-one else listens to, and therefore, I need to explain myself and all my actions and feelings to everyone whenever I do something," is some stupid "comic-book-artist" that lives here in Bergen... She comes off as a complete poser when you connect her words to her (Ronja, for those who care or know). |
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i thought it was funny, but jus because it was such a goddamned stupid statement and totally missing point. so now you got two others... |
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She is the worst kind of person. I wish i was wittier though. I could've come back with something really cool. I didn't though. Amusingly I saw her in a club a couple of years later and she was one of the morons on teh podium dancing to Las Ketchup. I started laughing again. I never did make a worse CD to play for work. I wonder what she'd make of Snares. She looks like Su Pollard but really short. My girlfriend finds it hilarious it when I start talking about music. Apparently I get so enthusiastic about the smallest details that she can't fail to laugh. She finds it cute too. BONUS! |
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It was damn funny. It's one of thsoe moments where you wish you could extract memories from your mind to show everyone. HEY LOOK AT THIS BUMB BITCH PEOPLE! :D |
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I'd like to start a clothes-store, where everything was as in other clothes-stores, but the people were actually intelligent. This one time, when me and a friend were out looking for some clothes, we were in a jack&jones shop... my friend tried on some pants, and when he came out, it was obvious that the pants didn't fit. The (strange, slightly gay) guy that worked at the store asked "anything wrong?" when my friend was hanging the pants back up. My friend said: "no, the pants just didn't fit." and the guy quickly replied with.. one of the most stupid things I've ever heard in a clothing-shop: "But.. they're our most-selling pants! they MUST fit you!" ... We left... |
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's fucking quality. |
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I politely request that you use Gwely's "i would flip in drukqs afx237v7, put on a clown mask, and swing open my door" as your next avatar quote! :D |
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i second the motion! HAHAHA! |
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Congratulations to giginger, Drunken Mastah and Gwely Mernans for making me laugh in this thread! |
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Why thank you sir, I have to mention that your avatar amuses me greatly. I can't help but think Total Recall. |
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"50cent" stands for how much it would cost to suck "50cent's" cock and cunt |
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DJ Xammax: HAHA! giginger: HAHA! zero-cool: HAHA! Instant reply: HAHA! : HAHA! IJEST!: HAHA! |
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The funniest bit was 'top 40 greatest roflmao hits' |
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you are sheep. you listen to music! |
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since your link to this in the other thread isn't worksafe, I'm going to assume this one isn't either. |
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no no no this ones worksafe, but this has some swearing in it |
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Hehehe my sister is kind of cool, I got her into dnb and she sooort of got me into hiphop. But we like different styles dnb i'm into the rough shit, the bassline stuff and she's into the liquid funk stuff. Hiphop she's into old old school stuff and like naughty by nature and yes a lot of pop crap and I'm into def juz type stuff but we both like j5 and cypress hill and dr octagon etc Hehe she even has od CDs and stuff lol |
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DEAR J17 OWNLEE SHEEP LISEN 2 NON CHART MUSIK. THE FUNKEE CHICKHENS LISTEN 2 CHART AND CHART ALONE! WHO ARE THE AFEX TWINS? I BET THEY SIAMEES OR SUMFINK. CRAVING 2 BEE POPULAR (Grimsby) |
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