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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-04-22 05:23 [#01155410]
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.. a friend of mine went to the sauna the other day and ended up in venice... how, you ask me?
he vapourized!!!
thats right! it appears that certain people are very sensitive to a sauna, and might start to boil and take a gaseous form when they enter a sauna.
if you think that you are one of them, consult a doctor immediately. Its better to prevent such things before they happen, than having to pay a plane ticket back and losing your valuable time. Better safe than sorry!
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-22 05:24 [#01155411]
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O M G !
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-04-22 05:25 [#01155412]
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i wouldnt believe him at first, untill i saw the picture
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-22 05:25 [#01155413]
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So saunas are effectively teleports to these people? Sounds like some kind of super-power. Forget going to the doctors, I want to go to Venice.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-04-22 05:26 [#01155414]
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you cant *reliably* predict the winds you know
you might end up in someones sex dungeon
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-22 05:27 [#01155415]
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Hey Hey Hey!
It's Mr. funny with another hilarious sideways look at life.
Seriously though, sauna's are quite hot.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-22 05:29 [#01155418]
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This gets better and better! What other benefits does this "diesease" have?
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-04-22 05:29 [#01155419]
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someone put gas in the phooonee!!
LA LA LA GAS IN THE PHONE
someone put gas in the phone! impossible to call!!
master piece, no?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-22 05:30 [#01155420]
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Apparently, when people vaporise, they turn into Mathmos from Barbarella.
that effect can olny be described as: "Neat-o!"
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-04-22 05:30 [#01155421]
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its contagious, after people have been cooled down to solid phase again the braincells might end up on another place, causing bursts of frienzied singing in other people who drink tea (intervapoural contact)
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nacmat
on 2004-04-22 05:35 [#01155427]
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I would like to go to moscow
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-04-22 05:39 [#01155433]
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for russia you have to use a frying pan with pressure release valve
overhead powerlines might turn travelers into a plasma tough, which can be extremely dangerous for ones hair
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-22 05:39 [#01155434]
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This thread make me horny.
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uzim
on 2004-04-22 06:06 [#01155444]
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...what if you get caught in a cyclone? o_O
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uzim
on 2004-04-22 06:08 [#01155446]
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and imagine: if someone breathes a part of you, and someone else another part of you and.... "how did i get an arm and a feet in my lungs???"...
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2004-04-22 06:10 [#01155447]
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no, in this case the normal laws dont count, theres no increasing chaos in your cloud, so the molecules stick together
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-22 06:19 [#01155454]
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the only known phenomenon that can disrupt vapourised persons, is the sudden drop in temperature that occurs when two equally grown slot-watchers kopulate.
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