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offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-22 05:23 [#01155410]
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.. a friend of mine went to the sauna the other day and
ended up in venice... how, you ask me?

he vapourized!!!

thats right! it appears that certain people are very
sensitive to a sauna, and might start to boil and take a
gaseous form when they enter a sauna.

if you think that you are one of them, consult a doctor
immediately. Its better to prevent such things before they
happen, than having to pay a plane ticket back and losing
your valuable time. Better safe than sorry!


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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-22 05:24 [#01155411]
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O
M
G
!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-22 05:25 [#01155412]
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i wouldnt believe him at first, untill i saw the picture


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-22 05:25 [#01155413]
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So saunas are effectively teleports to these people? Sounds
like some kind of super-power. Forget going to the doctors,
I want to go to Venice.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-22 05:26 [#01155414]
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you cant *reliably* predict the winds you know

you might end up in someones sex dungeon


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-22 05:27 [#01155415]
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Hey Hey Hey!

It's Mr. funny with another hilarious sideways look at
life.

Seriously though, sauna's are quite hot.



 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-22 05:29 [#01155418]
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This gets better and better! What other benefits does this
"diesease" have?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-22 05:29 [#01155419]
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someone put gas in the phooonee!!

LA LA LA GAS IN THE PHONE

someone put gas in the phone! impossible to call!!


master piece, no?



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-22 05:30 [#01155420]
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Apparently, when people vaporise, they turn into Mathmos
from Barbarella.

that effect can olny be described as: "Neat-o!"


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-22 05:30 [#01155421]
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its contagious, after people have been cooled down to solid
phase again the braincells might end up on another place,
causing bursts of frienzied singing in other people who
drink tea (intervapoural contact)


 

offline nacmat on 2004-04-22 05:35 [#01155427]
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I would like to go to moscow


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-22 05:39 [#01155433]
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for russia you have to use a frying pan with pressure
release valve

overhead powerlines might turn travelers into a plasma
tough, which can be extremely dangerous for ones hair


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-22 05:39 [#01155434]
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This thread make me horny.


 

offline uzim on 2004-04-22 06:06 [#01155444]
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...what if you get caught in a cyclone? o_O


 

offline uzim on 2004-04-22 06:08 [#01155446]
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and imagine: if someone breathes a part of you, and someone
else another part of you and.... "how did i get an arm and a
feet in my lungs???"...


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-22 06:10 [#01155447]
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no, in this case the normal laws dont count, theres no
increasing chaos in your cloud, so the molecules stick
together


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-22 06:19 [#01155454]
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the only known phenomenon that can disrupt vapourised
persons, is the sudden drop in temperature that occurs when
two equally grown slot-watchers kopulate.


 


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