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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-18 15:37 [#01148842]
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..would you like to have children?

..is there any reason why so/why not?


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2004-04-18 15:39 [#01148844]
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I would like to have children.....but I cant seem to keep
interest in men......maybe in 10 or 20 years I'll insiminate
myself with a syringe containing the sperm of Christian
Bale. :P


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2004-04-18 15:39 [#01148845]
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Don't do it!


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2004-04-18 15:40 [#01148846]
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Why, why!?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-18 15:40 [#01148847]
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I wonder if Christian will mind you sticking a syringe down
his cock.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-04-18 15:40 [#01148848]
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i have one its good


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-18 15:40 [#01148850]
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don't do what?

don't ask those questions?


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2004-04-18 15:41 [#01148852]
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Oh you should go for it :-). I was saying don't do it to
qrter.


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2004-04-18 15:41 [#01148853]
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C'mon, he was in American Psycho. Of COURSE he wouldnt mind.
Maybe I'll give him a mad hardcore hummer first.

Ahhh, I love making assumptions.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-18 15:42 [#01148854]
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probably...in some years time...actually im quite indiferent
about this atm


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2004-04-18 15:42 [#01148855]
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Damn you're a dirty girl!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-18 15:43 [#01148856]
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well, maybe then you could just beat him to a bloody pulp,
scoop out the semen and SLAP it in BAREHANDED GODDAMMIT!!


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-04-18 15:43 [#01148857]
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haha


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2004-04-18 15:44 [#01148858]
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Very pleasant.


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2004-04-18 15:44 [#01148859]
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No I'm not dirty!! Few people get the Hum-vee privilige.


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2004-04-18 15:44 [#01148860]
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BAREHANDED!?

Ewwwww, Man-Jelly.....ewwwww.


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2004-04-18 15:45 [#01148862]
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You're funny. *smiles*


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-18 15:45 [#01148864]
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you could wear gloves.


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2004-04-18 15:46 [#01148865]
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sure...
i'm aware that the world is overpopulated as it is,but damn
i wanna feel what's it like to have a kid.
and bla bla bla....uaa uaa


 

offline uzim on 2004-04-18 15:46 [#01148867]
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no way!!

annoying, demanding a lot of time and effort, bringing lots
of uncomfortable situations, having to be responsible of
them all the time, having to deal with them and take care of
them every day...

besides i don't know why, but i find babies scary.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-18 15:46 [#01148868]
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okay-

that REALLY creeps me out.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-04-18 15:46 [#01148869]
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i think if i had a long standing girlfriend/wife i would
want to. i'd rather adopt though. as of right now i probably
wouldn't be a good parent. this is what i'm drinking now.


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offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-04-18 15:46 [#01148870]
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yes I would like to have children, when I am ready.
Children should be the product of two people's love.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-18 15:49 [#01148877]
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Did you like your life enough to create another? They'd be
as real as you feel you are to yourself. They wouldn't even
be your children, they'd be societies. They'd have no choice
but to go to school and school sucks a buttholetload of
asshole penises. You'd could get into legal trouble by
disciplining them. But the most important thing is do you
think the future will be a horrible place, the near future
they will be living in. The only way out when you create
them, if they don't like this existence, is scary death. The
human population is ecologically extremely unhealthy and ..
unsane. Will we run out of food? Will society make them
fight in some war? Replicating would have been more natural
and fitting tens of thousands of years back, but the world
is too insane currently. This place sucks, really. People
are unhappy and ill psychologically and physically.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-18 15:49 [#01148878]
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maybe it could be nice when you settle down with a nice
girl...especially if you have someone who would be glad to
babysit...someone like my mother...the kid would probably
spend more time at my parent's house that it would around
me.


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2004-04-18 15:49 [#01148879]
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Best to have children when the time is right financially
speaking. For someone to have a child its represents your
only link between one generation and the next. To not have a
child/children severs that link and leaves you in the void
so to speak.


 

offline uzim on 2004-04-18 15:50 [#01148880]
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.....

now that i read my reply, i'm thinking that i'd reply almost
the same thing if you asked me if i wanted to have pets
and..... i'm very immature, but something else must be wrong
with me... o_O


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2004-04-18 15:51 [#01148881]
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hehe,don't be so paranoid...just look up to what's the
cubecraper drinkin' and voila..kid-o-rama in notime.

:)))


 

offline uzim on 2004-04-18 15:51 [#01148882]
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...bah, nevermind i'm just 18 ^^


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-04-18 15:52 [#01148885]
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i'm still a good person :(


 

offline uzim on 2004-04-18 15:53 [#01148886]
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plaster > .....cubecraper?


 

offline PigeonSt from Detroit on 2004-04-18 15:53 [#01148888]
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no, I really don't like the kids so much

I would do it maybe if it would be like that Espn commercial
with the father playing basketball with his 4 year old sun,
just so I could win 24-0


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-04-18 15:54 [#01148891]
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Having children means being tired and cranky all the time
and never ever having a life of your own again until you're
so old and worn out that death will seem like sweet sweet
wine. Just an observation,


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-04-18 15:54 [#01148892]
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If I wanted to raise a child I would adopt one... there're
too many kids without families as it is.

phystphukt: You might want to change your plan a little...
if someone had just finished giving me a -job, the
LAST thing in the entire world I would allow to happen is a
needle stampeding down my cockhole.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-04-18 15:54 [#01148893]
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I don't want kids. I used to think I would when I was older.
But really, without wanting to put too much of a negative
spin on things, the world as it is a pretty gash place to
bring a child up and the world is overpopulated. Plus, I'd
rather spend my disposable income on records/music gear than
on kids. :D

Even if I later decided I wanted a kid, I'd probably adopt a
young (ie not too messed up) one. There are plenty of kids
in care, no need to bring more into the world.

The only flaw I can see in my plan is:

a) Some girl I like will leave me because I don't want kids
(even if they initially say they don't either- they might
get broody as they get nearer 30. I've got two friends this
happened to...) in a moment of weakness I might agree.
b) I might get a girl pregnant by accident. If I did, I'd
stand by her and be as good a father as possible.



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-18 15:55 [#01148895]
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I'm not a good dad. If I could go into the past I would
have done things differently.

I hope to have more kids in the future though when I have
got shit sorted properly so I could be a proper parent.


 

offline uzim on 2004-04-18 15:55 [#01148896]
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ah... yeah ^^


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-04-18 15:55 [#01148897]
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seems to me that inserting fresh semen bare-handed is no
more disgusting that having frozen cubes of it injected into
your uterus...

as for children, my current take is that i'm going to focus
on helping parent society for now... if it looks like the
world can afford to have a little me/someone else composite
running around in 10-15 years time, i might consider it...


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-04-18 15:56 [#01148899]
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yeah that's something to consider.
And why shall these evil societies make life painful?
It shouldn't there just isn't any reason.
Fuck societies and culture - we should all more or less go
back to nature. E.g. when it comes to basic food - we have
to there is no question.


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2004-04-18 15:57 [#01148901]
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aww,my apologiez cubecreeper,i really missread ur name!

forgiveness.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-04-18 15:58 [#01148905]
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Ha ha, yes... I've often wondered in my more cynical moments
if (from the male's perspective at least) the whole "having
kids is the best thing I did" claim is something parents
convince themselves of to justify all the sleepless nights,
cost, aggravation, loss of free time, etc. that they cause.



 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-18 16:00 [#01148908]
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Kids make lovely guinea pigs


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-18 16:01 [#01148910]
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cubecraper.. ha ha!


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2004-04-18 16:02 [#01148915]
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--Evil grin--

It wouldnt be UP to you. It would be a sympathy -your about
to experience the seventh ring of hell-- Blowjob.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-18 16:02 [#01148916]
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You have children?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-04-18 16:02 [#01148917]
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about the flaws: thats exactly what I worry about too... not
pregnancy so much because it can be aborted (although that
requires consent of both parents), but I wouldn't want a
person I've invested my love, time and money on for years to
finally up and leave because I won't have kids... I wish
women didnt have to be so fucking batty about children...
seems its all they ever care about once they reach a certain
age.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-04-18 16:04 [#01148918]
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I have a son.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-04-18 16:05 [#01148920]
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but you know how when you take too complementing colors and
put them next to one another, both hues look more
contrasted?

it's the same thing here... the transition from the ultimate
goodness after sex into THAT would make it seem just that
much worse...


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2004-04-18 16:05 [#01148923]
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Women obsessed with babies are such....zealots to being
housewives. I dont understand the need some of them feel to
rush into a life of cooking cleaning and feeding goop to
minature humanoid parasites.


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-18 16:07 [#01148925]
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Promo has one more sibling he doesn't talk about


 


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