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Have you ever considered something over and over and over but never had the guts to do anything about it? I have...and I think tonight might be the night. |
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it depends what it is If it's murder, then no If it's "When should I eat that stake ?", then yes |
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Tell us what it is! |
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"Have you ever considered something over and over and over but never had the guts to do anything about it? " yes. go for it! (excuse the fact i dunno how to do italics) |
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He's going to ask her out!! |
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don't jump! well fuck it i tried |
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a coming out ¿ |
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tastes like chicken |
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"I do" |
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ahh youll just get "the fear" like all the others |
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Well I did it. I'm not sure if it was the right thing to do though. Thank you for the advice and support, much appreciated. |
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this thread reminds me.............. I need to clean the kitchen =o\ |
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that reminds me I need to eat. |
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did put the lotion in the basket? |
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Poll: what did he do? 1) tasted human flesh 2) auto-vasectomy on kitchen table 3) balanced his checkbook 4) mooned granny 5) cleaned kitty litter |
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can you say "constipated?" |
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2 followed by 1 |
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im hesitating between 5 and 6. im sure he's eaten humans before. |
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none of the above...because 1) Done 2) Have no wish to do 3) It autobalances 4) Regular occurance 5) I fucking hate cats |
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Never become a doctor... |
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pork scratchings? |
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yes i have. |
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he touched his "special place." |
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Well put it this way, it could be the best thing to happen to me in a long time. Equally it could turn out to be completely shit and not worth the hassle. Either way I feel I need to find out. See I have this strange problem...I am quite lucky in that I can find a girlfriend pretty easily...where I have the problem is occassionally I find a girl who I like so much that I can't talk to her, I open my mouth and shit comes out (not literally)...when I say shit I mean some mad freaky ideas just manifest themselves in oral communication and by rights they should remain in my brain. I have liked this girl for something like 5 years and we've both been seeing different people during that time. When she has been single I have never asked because I feel shitty on the girl I am seeing blah blah blah...anyway today I found out she is single again...not only that but she told a mutual friend that she really likes me even if I am a bit wierd. So I phoned her and we are going out somewhere this coming week (haven't decided where yet). This is something special for me...I might even turn into a nice person who knows :D!!!!! |
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whoa you open your mouth and shit comes out? |
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Part of me is gutted that I have wasted 5 years to get to this stage. |
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I sort of fucked that sort of comment up with the (not literally) statement which was put in there specifically because I knew someone would try to get away with commenting on it. Regards Me :) |
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whoa you're british? |
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whoaa. |
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You never knew? Where did you think I was from? |
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are you touching her "special place?" |
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my memories. |
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If by special place you mean her emotions then hopefully yes. If you mean her pussy then give me about 4 days. |
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Go for it Lee! |
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i thought you hated cats? |
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I do...I was referring to her front lower love tunnel. |
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you mean her VAGINA ? |
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Whatever you want to call it...but your use of vulger language does not impress me in the slightest. |
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ok. anyway. enough with the bullshit: good for you. everybody needs somebody to love. I have the same problem about bullshit, by the way. If I talk to a girl I REALLY like, it all comes out like "yeah, and then I tried EQ'ing the song, and it all came out like 'blææææ'" |
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i prefer to call it the penis/sperm/condom/ejaculate/menstrual blood/tampon/urine/baby mixer. |
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Same here man. I still do it with my girl. The shit I talk at times to her. Bless her though. She just sits there nodding then starts laughing. |
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Oddly I never talk to girls about mastering tracks...dunno why...maybe because they would think I am a tit and run for the hills. What happens to me if I will intend to say "You look really nice tonight" and it will come out "I was thinking of buying a caravan off the coast of Southport to keep fish in" |
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Penis Pouch. |
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congrats, lee! :D |
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yeah, well.. that was just one example among many. I've also been known to speak about kung-fu, philosophy, cars (which I know NOTHING about), piloting planes (which I know EVEN LESS about), the one single time I climbed a mountain without ropes and shit, the one time I got so drunk that they had to wash the hotel-walls the next day... and so-forth. |
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"I remember this time I fucked that mature woman and her husband walked in on us...what was her name now...come to think about it I am sure she lived near where you said you lived...oh yes her name was Nancy" The girl bursts out crying...runs off and the next time you see her you are wearing a black suit and she is dressed in white laid out in a box. |
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something like that, yes. |
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when we can rock it day and night. or dancing freely to the morning light? |
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word. |
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