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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-06 19:10 [#01101877]
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one of the great questions of our time.

c'mon.

let's NAIL that fucker.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-03-06 19:11 [#01101881]
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it's the sound of silence!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-03-06 19:12 [#01101883]
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and I enjoy it!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-03-06 19:13 [#01101886]
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im sure you'd love it if autechre recorded it :)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-06 19:14 [#01101889]
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yeh and YOU if Air pranced some notes around it.. HA!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-03-06 19:16 [#01101896]
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no claps allowed


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-06 19:16 [#01101898]
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tabbing denied.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-03-06 19:56 [#01101959]
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That's retarded. It's like asking:

What's the sound of a bachelor fucking his wife?



 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-03-06 20:06 [#01101964]
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but you can kinda clap with one hand, bart did it


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2004-03-06 20:08 [#01101965]
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who's the bitch?



 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2004-03-06 20:08 [#01101966]
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who's the bitch?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-03-06 20:20 [#01101972]
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dunno really...someone posted some of her pics a while ago
and i saved some of them


Attached picture

 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-03-06 21:07 [#01101991]
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nice ass on that... I wish I was her bikini!


 

offline Komakino from Tan-giers USSR (Russia) on 2004-03-06 21:10 [#01101994]
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sort of a whooshing sound..


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-03-06 21:32 [#01102002]
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pef pef pefpef


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-03-06 22:02 [#01102013]
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fap fap fap fap?


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2004-03-06 22:15 [#01102020]
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another quality koan wasted on the xltronic crew...


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-03-06 22:15 [#01102021]
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yea, i'd go with fap, speaking of which...


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-03-06 22:27 [#01102035]
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get out of here you hooligan! One armed clappers only!!!!


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2004-03-06 22:28 [#01102037]
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another xltronic crew calling koans like this "quality."


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-03-06 22:32 [#01102042]
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awwwww come on guys!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-07 10:29 [#01102418]
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that sounds about right.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2004-03-07 10:36 [#01102421]
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The sound of one hand clapping is everything that is
affected by your motion , your clothes the quirking of the
chair for example.



 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-03-07 11:05 [#01102437]
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if a tree fall in the forest, and nobody is around to hear
it, and another train is headed the opposite direction at 50
miles per hour, how long will it take to pull the survivors
from the twisted train wreckage?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-07 11:08 [#01102438]
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while still clapping with one hand?


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-03-07 11:22 [#01102453]
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this thread makes me cringe


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-07 11:26 [#01102455]
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ooh, why, my dear?


 

offline Aesthetics from the IDM Kiosk on 2004-03-07 11:29 [#01102457]
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I can clap with one hand, and the sound is almost the same

now that's retarted... .. .


 

offline uzim on 2004-03-07 11:36 [#01102467]
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with two hands clapping, it makes "clap", so with half less
hands... logically, it must make "cl". or "ap".


 

offline uzim on 2004-03-07 11:37 [#01102468]
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well, logically.


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-03-07 15:19 [#01102681]
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bill hicks has proven that one hand clapping is possible, if
you watch some of his videos you'll find the bit


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2004-03-07 15:27 [#01102687]
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Its a noise which isn't as loud as two hands. There is your
answer. Now try it.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2004-03-07 15:29 [#01102690]
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another nanotech missing the point...


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-03-07 15:31 [#01102692]
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we get the point man, i am still saying one hand clapping is
possible which initself was making a point.....that nothing
is impossible or whatever,....


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-07 16:11 [#01102714]
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You cannot be told what the sound of one hand clapping is,
you just have to know.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-07 16:48 [#01102761]
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I was not talking about volume, oh GOD no!!

I was talking about SOUND!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-07 16:49 [#01102763]
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you sound like a christian.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-03-08 01:23 [#01103039]
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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-08 01:28 [#01103042]
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"can I get a soul clap?"


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-03-08 04:51 [#01103141]
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there is no hand


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-08 06:31 [#01103204]
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the hand is dead


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-08 06:35 [#01103211]
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when and how?


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-03-08 06:39 [#01103214]
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what's the sound off one hand clapping?

how can you do that?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-03-08 10:04 [#01103408]
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.HELLOooo


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-03-08 10:08 [#01103412]
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i can do it much better than you :P


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-03-08 10:11 [#01103418]
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you have done well..
case closed.

GWELYBOI,
300% HET.
HAD A H2D HEN 4 BREKFAST


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-08 11:14 [#01103525]
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stfu


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-03-08 11:35 [#01103585]
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wdystfu?


 

offline Hi Im Nora from Netherlands, The on 2004-03-08 11:46 [#01103604]
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my friend broke his arm, so he has to clap with one hand.

i did nothing


 

offline avart from nomo' on 2004-03-08 12:19 [#01103635]
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That koan is a bit lousy - I got quite large hands so
clapping is possible with one hand. There are better koans,
can?t remember one now,though... :/


 


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