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           qrter
             from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-06 19:10 [#01101877]
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 one of the great questions of our time.
  c'mon.
  let's NAIL that fucker.
 
  
         
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           The_Funkmaster
             from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-03-06 19:11 [#01101881]
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it's the sound of silence!
 
  
         
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           The_Funkmaster
             from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-03-06 19:12 [#01101883]
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and I enjoy it!
 
  
         
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           tolstoyed
             from the ocean on 2004-03-06 19:13 [#01101886]
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im sure you'd love it if autechre recorded it :)
 
  
         
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           qrter
             from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-06 19:14 [#01101889]
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yeh and YOU if Air pranced some notes around it.. HA!
 
  
         
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           corrupted-girl
             on 2004-03-06 19:16 [#01101896]
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no claps allowed
 
  
         
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           qrter
             from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-06 19:16 [#01101898]
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tabbing denied.
 
  
         
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           mappatazee
             from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-03-06 19:56 [#01101959]
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That's retarded.  It's like asking:
  What's the sound of a bachelor fucking his wife?
 
 
  
         
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           AlfredPMcLovely
             from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-03-06 20:06 [#01101964]
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but you can kinda clap with one hand, bart did it
 
  
         
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           nanotech
             from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2004-03-06 20:08 [#01101965]
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who's the bitch?
 
 
  
         
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           nanotech
             from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2004-03-06 20:08 [#01101966]
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who's the bitch?
 
  
         
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           tolstoyed
             from the ocean on 2004-03-06 20:20 [#01101972]
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dunno really...someone posted some of her pics a while ago  and i saved some of them 
 
  
         
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           The_Funkmaster
             from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-03-06 21:07 [#01101991]
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nice ass on that... I wish I was her bikini! 
 
  
         
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           Komakino
             from Tan-giers USSR (Russia) on 2004-03-06 21:10 [#01101994]
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sort of a whooshing sound..
 
  
         
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           pomme de terre
             from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-03-06 21:32 [#01102002]
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pef pef pefpef
 
  
         
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           princo
             from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-03-06 22:02 [#01102013]
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fap fap fap fap?
 
  
         
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           plaidzebra
             from so long, xlt on 2004-03-06 22:15 [#01102020]
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another quality koan wasted on the xltronic crew...
 
  
         
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           AlfredPMcLovely
             from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-03-06 22:15 [#01102021]
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yea, i'd go with fap, speaking of which...
 
  
         
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           Zephyr Twin
             from ΔΔΔ on 2004-03-06 22:27 [#01102035]
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get out of here you hooligan! One armed clappers only!!!!
 
  
         
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           nanotech
             from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2004-03-06 22:28 [#01102037]
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another xltronic crew calling koans like this "quality."
 
  
         
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           princo
             from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-03-06 22:32 [#01102042]
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awwwww come on guys!
 
  
         
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           qrter
             from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-07 10:29 [#01102418]
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that sounds about right.
 
  
         
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           Sido Dyas
             from a computer on 2004-03-07 10:36 [#01102421]
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The sound of one hand clapping is everything that is  affected by your motion , your clothes the quirking of the  chair for example.
 
 
 
  
         
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           kochlear
             from aud-stim.com on 2004-03-07 11:05 [#01102437]
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if a tree fall in the forest, and nobody is around to hear  it, and another train is headed the opposite direction at 50  miles per hour, how long will it take to pull the survivors  from the twisted train wreckage? 
 
  
         
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           qrter
             from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-07 11:08 [#01102438]
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while still clapping with one hand?
 
  
         
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           corrupted-girl
             on 2004-03-07 11:22 [#01102453]
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this thread makes me cringe
 
  
         
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           qrter
             from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-07 11:26 [#01102455]
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ooh, why, my dear?
 
  
         
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           Aesthetics
             from the IDM Kiosk on 2004-03-07 11:29 [#01102457]
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I can clap with one hand, and the sound is almost the same
  now that's retarted... .. .
 
  
         
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           uzim
             on 2004-03-07 11:36 [#01102467]
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with two hands clapping, it makes "clap", so with half less  hands... logically, it must make "cl". or "ap". 
 
  
         
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           uzim
             on 2004-03-07 11:37 [#01102468]
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well, logically.
 
  
         
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           celloncllone
             from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-03-07 15:19 [#01102681]
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bill hicks has proven that one hand clapping is possible, if  you watch some of his videos you'll find the bit 
 
  
         
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           promo
             from United Kingdom on 2004-03-07 15:27 [#01102687]
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Its a noise which isn't as loud as two hands. There is your  answer. Now try it. 
 
  
         
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           plaidzebra
             from so long, xlt on 2004-03-07 15:29 [#01102690]
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another nanotech missing the point...
 
  
         
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           celloncllone
             from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-03-07 15:31 [#01102692]
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we get the point man, i am still saying one hand clapping is  possible which initself was making a point.....that nothing  is impossible or whatever,.... 
 
  
         
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           danbrusca
             from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-07 16:11 [#01102714]
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You cannot be told what the sound of one hand clapping is,  you just have to know. 
 
  
         
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           qrter
             from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-07 16:48 [#01102761]
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I was not talking about volume, oh GOD no!!
  I was talking about SOUND!!
 
  
         
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           qrter
             from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-07 16:49 [#01102763]
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you sound like a christian.
 
  
         
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           JAroen
             from the pineal gland on 2004-03-08 01:23 [#01103039]
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LAZY_TITLELAZY_TITLELAZY_TITLELAZY_TITLE LAZY_ASS_TITLEIgnorant Fools. LAZY_TITLELAZY_TITLELAZY_TITLELAZY_TITLE
 
  
         
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           Drunken Mastah
             from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-08 01:28 [#01103042]
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"can I get a soul clap?"
 
  
         
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           marlowe
             from Antarctica on 2004-03-08 04:51 [#01103141]
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there is no hand
 
  
         
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           qrter
             from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-08 06:31 [#01103204]
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the hand is dead
 
  
         
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           Drunken Mastah
             from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-08 06:35 [#01103211]
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when and how?
 
  
         
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           -crazone
             from smashing acid over and over on 2004-03-08 06:39 [#01103214]
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what's the sound off one hand clapping?
  how can you do that? 
 
  
         
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           JAroen
             from the pineal gland on 2004-03-08 10:04 [#01103408]
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.HELLOooo
 
  
         
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           AlbertoBalsalm
             from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2004-03-08 10:08 [#01103412]
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i can do it much better than you :P
 
  
         
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           Gwely Mernans
             from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-03-08 10:11 [#01103418]
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you have done well.. case closed.
  GWELYBOI, 300% HET. HAD A H2D HEN 4 BREKFAST
 
  
         
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           qrter
             from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-08 11:14 [#01103525]
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stfu
 
  
         
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           Gwely Mernans
             from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-03-08 11:35 [#01103585]
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wdystfu?
 
  
         
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           Hi Im Nora
             from Netherlands, The on 2004-03-08 11:46 [#01103604]
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my friend broke his arm, so he has to clap with one hand.
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           avart
             from nomo' on 2004-03-08 12:19 [#01103635]
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That koan is a bit lousy - I got quite large hands so  clapping is possible with one hand. There are better koans,  can?t remember one now,though... :/ 
 
  
         
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