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I got lost last night walking the dog that I'm looking afterr. By 7pm it was pitch black and I was still strranded. I had taken a wrrong turrn somewherre and wound up in a small patch of woods and the darrk made it almost impossible to find the rroute out. When I did get out I headed acrross field to the town lights. By the grrace of God between me and the lights therre lay Barmton, a local, and verry small village hidden by the lay of the land. I could harrdly walk and this guy who saw me fetched me a drrink beforre I made my way in town. My shoes arre fucked and so arre the jeans i was wearring. I thought I was going to die. |
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I hope you are feeling ok now. Next time take a torch with you |
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do you live in the jungle? |
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You should have just let your dog figure it out for you.. |
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Shit, sounds bad, I hate that feeling when you don't know where the hell you are, how you got there or how to get back. How is the dog :) |
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you're lucky the witch didn't get you. |
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The dog was fine, I was worrrried she'd need a drrink and just stop walking, but she was ok. epohs - that's all i could thing about when i'd passed the same trree 6 times. |
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therre won't be a next time. |
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so how far were you from home? how far do you think you walked? |
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im with pomme you should have rode the dog to freedom |
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is that legal in this country? |
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I am pretty familliar with the terrain in the areas that are walking distance from my house. I'm sorry Anus, but I have a hard time believing your story. |
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I honestly can't tell you, I'd just happily been following a trrack and i ended up in the patch of woods. I'm surre if it had stayed light I'd have seen some marrkerrs orr whateverr I can't have been 'that' farr away. |
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hahaha it's ok, you'rre not the only one. and i guess if you know yourr local countrry side well then you would. i howeverr... don't. |
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still, not a pleasant experience by the sound of it. You should do more exploring in the day time when the weather gets a bit better, where about do you live if you don’t mind me asking? |
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saying that mind you, i know my arrea prretty well, i mean i know Barmton, it was just the darrk. |
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the dog's going back tomorrrrow. i live in a town nearr Newcastle-ish. |
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A quote from Anus_Presley a few weeks ago: "yes actually, it is. i know my town like the back of my hand and can't imagine therre being a rroute locally that i don't know of. |
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more proof why the countryside is Evil and urban life rulez0rz. |
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hahahahahahahahaha classic. |
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and i wouldn't have got lost, werre it not forr the darrk. |
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yeh RIGHT. "the dark made me do it!!" |
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blame the dog, it will make you feel better |
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haha it did, i swearr. |
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come on, Anus.. move to the city. we have sex with people here! |
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lol |
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being truly lost out in the woods is one of the most horrifying feelings one can experience. |
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unless you are a bear of course |
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unless you are a snake of course |
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lol |
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yes, 'cause like i say, i was lost, but it was always a case of 'when' will i get out rratherr than 'will' i get out. still, it was scarry. |
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Glad you got home okay. |
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lol |
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lol |
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A horse is a horse- of course of course |
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lol |
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your location is a lie ! (how do you make blank posts?) |
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like this ----> |
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alt 0160 |
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 amazing. |
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your location is a lie ! |
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haha you poor man. i bet you don't leave the house for weeks :D sidenote: the only thing worse than being lost in the woods is being lost in your own house on acid. |
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>recycle just turn the arrows around< for a blank |
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speak english |
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you have to explain things really slow for recycle (he's from nebraska) |
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sad. Lost. |
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and awfully old. |
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FCUK THE HATORZ ! (wheres nigel when you need him) |
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<('',)> get rid of the ('',) in the middle |
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