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offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2004-02-27 12:52 [#01091899]
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income tax can eatabagofdicks. and so can social security
tax. and so can medicare tax. because they take all my
(semi-) hard earned money. and i think i need it more than
they do, those jerks. they took $100 from a $500 check.
that's ridiculous.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-27 12:55 [#01091903]
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'm in a good mood today because:

1) Yesterday I received a cheque from the Inland Revenue for
£400

2) Today I received a Tax Bill for 18p.

3) I'm not back at work for a whole month from today.

4) Who needs a fourth reason?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-02-27 13:00 [#01091914]
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4) You're going to see the love of your life !! ( Princo
that is)


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2004-02-27 14:07 [#01091973]
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Students should not have to pay income tax. That's all I
have to say.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-02-27 14:08 [#01091976]
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I love tax. My posters would fall off without em. :D


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-27 14:09 [#01091978]
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oh look.

a punchline.


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 14:10 [#01091980]
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i fucking hate tax too

i hate council tax
i hate value added tax (that's just stupid, what fucking
supposed Value do you get from this tax??? FUCK-ALL!)

i hate import tax

i hate the government
i hate all governments

fuck governments

anarchy in the uk

heh

lol


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-02-27 14:10 [#01091982]
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theyre all a bunch of shoddy bastards. they never turn up on
time when you've got a train to catch, and always go the
long way round to make you pay more money.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-02-27 14:11 [#01091984]
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i hear you folks in the UK have bigger taxes than US
citizens. Is it true you have free transportation, doctors
and such, in return for the heavy taxation?


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-02-27 14:14 [#01091992]
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no free transport but free health service, which is pretty
wicked.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-02-27 14:15 [#01091995]
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it is if you're ill


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 14:18 [#01092000]
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you only get free health service if you earn under a certain
amount

basically, if you have a full time job, you're in-elligible
for free health care on the NHS (national health service)

fucking sucks because i've had a hole in my tooth as big as
niagera for about a year, and i can't afford to get it
sorted


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-02-27 14:20 [#01092003]
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errrrrrrrr what?


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 14:22 [#01092009]
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what are you on about "errr what?"

you are only elligible for NHS treatment if you earn under a
certain amount


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-02-27 14:23 [#01092010]
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what he says is true. A lumberjack mate of mine was sawing a
beech when the handle slipped from his hand and the chainsaw
severed his left leg from the thigh. He went to the local
hospital but they refused him treatment, coz he earns
£20,000 a year and drives a T reggy Seat Ibiza.

these are sad sad times..


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 14:29 [#01092017]
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lol

heheh


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-02-27 14:29 [#01092018]
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you're talking bollocks mate


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 14:30 [#01092019]
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okay let me rephrase

you are only elligible for FREE nhs treatment if you earn a
under a certain amount

anyone can have NHS treatment as long as they pay for it


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 14:30 [#01092022]
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yeah ok, whatever mate



 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-27 14:31 [#01092023]
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Nearly 100%


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-02-27 14:32 [#01092024]
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I think he means paying for doctors prescriptions. But
surely he must really know that if your innards are hanging
on by a nerve ending, they WILL operate, even if you are
Richard Branson.


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 14:34 [#01092026]
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as i said in my previous post, i rephrased

you are not eligible for FREE treatment if you earn more
than the threshold amount

EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO NHS TREATMENT AS LONG AS THEY CAN
PAY FOR IT (OR ARE ENTITLED TO FREE CARE)


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-02-27 14:34 [#01092030]
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*expect if you are richard branson


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-02-27 14:35 [#01092032]
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i mean except as in not if


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-02-27 14:35 [#01092033]
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that's not true man. not in my experience anyway. :-S


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-27 14:35 [#01092035]
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That really doesn't make sense.

Everyone is entitled to NHS Treatment.

There's no; If you can pay for it. You only pay if you want
something not covered and deemed inappropriate for NHS money
to pay for.


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 14:37 [#01092038]
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yes, you're right

thank you for clarifying for me :)


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 14:38 [#01092042]
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well, all i know is that i can't get free prescriptions or
anything like that

i'm only on £4 an hour!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-27 14:38 [#01092043]
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I have an NHS e-mail address so I know these things :)


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-02-27 14:39 [#01092046]
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use my cunning ploy of saying you are on the dole, or you
are "just waiting for the card to be sent".

;-)


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-27 14:39 [#01092047]
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That's because prescriptions are only subsidised. That's
something different.


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 14:39 [#01092049]
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wait............you have an NHS email address.....

*calculating*

that must mean..............you work for the NHS.....?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-27 14:40 [#01092052]
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Yes, yes I do. In London.


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 14:40 [#01092053]
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>mc_303_beatz

yeah, i tried that once, but i don't think it'd work for me
again......i've got an unlucky aura :(

>giginger

that sucks :(

i'm only on £4 an hour, i need help with stuff like that


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-27 14:41 [#01092057]
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There's special dispensations for people who don't earn much
money. Visit your local Citizens Advice Bureau.


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 14:42 [#01092058]
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can;t you persuade them to let me have free prescriptions?

please?


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 14:42 [#01092061]
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i shall do that very thing!!!!!!!

thanking you sir


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-27 14:43 [#01092064]
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Hehehhe, I'm only a GIS Technician! I don't have any clout
at all. But I do have the ability to teach the IT Dept how
to do things. Bit worrying.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-02-27 14:43 [#01092065]
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If you go to the Clap Clinic you can get free jonny bags!
Its ace. Trouble is, I collect more than I use.

my collect to use ratio is thus far,

123389870:0

:-S



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-02-27 14:44 [#01092067]
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ive only got one hand


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-27 14:44 [#01092068]
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No probs mate. You should get some help. If not just sign up
to a course and say you're a student :P


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 14:45 [#01092072]
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>giginger

ahhh i see

lol, why is that worrying?

>mc_303_beatz

hehehhe

damn

well, you could always fill them with shit and chuck them
about at people


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-02-27 14:46 [#01092075]
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can't clap?


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 14:46 [#01092076]
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lol

i would do that but i don't have enough time to keep going
to classes

i'd get written off it

but i'll see about going to the CAB


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 14:46 [#01092079]
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hehhehehehehhehhehe


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-27 16:00 [#01092160]
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because they're the suppport and they're meant to sort out
MY computer when it goes wrong!


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 16:04 [#01092165]
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ahhh i see

i just didn't know what a GIS Technician is/does

hehe

yeah i had that all through school........me and my mate
Ilyas, we were always teaching the fucking teachers!!!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-27 16:06 [#01092167]
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GIS = Geographical Information Systems.

Sounds more technical than it is. I fuck about on CAD all
day.


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-02-27 16:08 [#01092171]
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ahhh now i get you

heheh

i know what CAD is

Computer
Aided
Donkeys

heh


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-27 16:09 [#01092174]
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Yes, yes it is.


 


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