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hi. do you remember me? :) |
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just explain me how are you going to cut it |
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i already did... :P |
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weeeeeeeeeee |
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hehe silly :P it's april! |
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no, seriously, i have NO idea what is going on, at all. |
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yes you do! no need to lie.. im your friend. |
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Dont try to steal niarb's SHINE GIRL!!! :p |
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arrrrrrrhghghgh! |
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it's insanity! |
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im sorry :( i dont get it... |
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you are the shine, girl |
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look at this bitch!!! I'm kidding you! |
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aw. my love song for ecnadniarb. how sweet. |
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jump to the jam boogie woogie jam slam. or so they say. |
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Mating ritual of the ecnadniarb Since ecnadniarbs are hermaphrodites, each partner's wiener must fit into the other's genital opening. This makes choosing a mate of equal size a must. Before actually getting down to it, both partners check out each other's equipment - no ecnadniarb can ever be accused of rape, because both partners must present their plumbing before anything else happens. If either ecnadniarb miscalculates, it may get its wanker stuck during actual copulation and be unable to pull out afterward. When this happens, the unstuck partner bites off the stuck one's ecnadniarbhood - scientists call this "apophallation", though "Bobbitization" may have more of a ring in popular circles. This strange mating ritual might have evolved to limit penis size. It makes one glad to be a mammal. |
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im comfused |
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im kalebs |
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okay. wanna come over then? |
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Of course I remember you. Like you were the only girl and I was the only, um, hermaphrodite. :P |
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yes i wanna play hide and seek do you wanna play too? |
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MY FUCKING MOUTH |
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Fuck it. |
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aw.. thanks :) well.. welcome to my thread.. it's dedicated to you.. you know.. |
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this thread is warm and comfy just like my hoodie out of the dryer! |
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I noticed...it came quite out of the blue and was a geniune surprise to see a thread baring my name :P |
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i'd hate to have two dicks. yeah it has a cerrtain potential, but overrall i'd rratherr not. |
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well you know how i like to stand out and be different. |
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