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**note: i consider this a serious topic as well altough it seems quite silly** I cant do it half of the time. Even if i am drunk i feel like people are watching me. I try to hum music or think of other things but i go to shady bars where drug deals are going on in the bathroom and people are staring me down. Like this bar on the northside "headquarters" is known for being a hub for distributing cocaine. I dont do it but i do go here because it is quite close to my friends location. Gosh it seems like the people there want to kill me... but only when i enter the can and i can clearly see the bags of coke. :/ Not only there but at a metallica concert and sporting events where there is a large crowd. Is this a health problem because i feel as though it is not normal. :/ !!! |
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you'll probably die from this soon. |
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no but seriously, folks.. I have the same problem. I get all keyed up. and in my case there aren't dealers staring at my genitals. not even! |
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I'm with you on this. I hate going to the toilet in public places. I try to avoid it. The last time I went some bloke was staring down at my cock. I wasn't happy with that so I flicked slightly and pissed on his shoe. |
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in your case only the tiniest of recalibrations is needed to hit the next man's shoes. |
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Oh man! Even people on here know now! |
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it's so obvious it's kind of embarrassing. |
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This place is kinda in the ghetto. Of sorts. They wont deliver pizza to his place as it is and i quote "a security risk" from people getting robbed. Now dont get me wrong.... it is not scary or anything. I've met a couple of folks that live around there and work at the liquer store across the street. Not really bad but i noticed ghetto thugs seem to get along with me because i have the persaunna that i am a stoner. (i used to be) There is alot of high crime around the area and i thought maybe it was an isolated incident but alas it is not. :/ |
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I get stage fright when i'm at a urnial and it's too quiet. If I hear the sound of running water it's much easier. |
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oh I need background noise too. I get all keyed up because I get so self-conscious. "..okay.. YOU HAVE TO PEE NOW!!! NOW!! NOWNOWNOW!!.." etc. |
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I have it too, but only when I am sober. I try not to use public toilets. Generally I feel strange using any toilets that are not in my own house. When I am drunk though, I can piss anywhere I like. I just go with the flow. |
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It's a common enough problem. At least two of my mates don't like doing it and always go in the stalls. Amusingly, one of them is a real exhibitionist though and has on several occassions got his member out in public after a few jars! |
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It seems that everyone hates peeing in public. |
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Have you tried thinking of waterfalls? |
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That just makes me horny. |
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CLEAR THE TABLE!! IT'LL TIP OVER!!!! |
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It's rare for me, but sometimes when I find it hard (usually if someone, particularly a stranger, tries to make small talk or takes a sly look at your cock); I think of the sound of white noise and beating the person (who has talked to me)'s head against the tiles and then I can always go. |
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I either go before I leave the house, or wait till I get home. |
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What about when there are girls about? Like in mixed toilets or in nightclubs where girls go into the gents because they're busting and all the cubicles in the ladies are full? Do you find that makes it hard to go? |
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I took this picture for you. |
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like i try so damn hard and nothing happens. Then i focus on relaxing and it take quite the while! I am so releaved that i am not the only one! It was one of those things where i thought something was wrong with me! Phew! On a side note somestimes it doesnt matter but i'd say tis a clear 30-45%! |
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That makes it easier. I'm more comfortable with a girl looking over my shoulder. Although why she'd want to see a stream of piss coming out is beyond me! |
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A lot of times at house parties over here a girl and a guy will go together. That does make me nervous because then i think they are judging me. I usually stand in the bathtub and explain i am "not a sharing kind of guy" :D |
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there's a whole industry built around that premis. |
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Very true. |
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Yeah, it's alright if it's merely for conveniance's sake like you're at a house with one bathroom and they're in the shower or whatever. |
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Precisely. |
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i've seen girls pee a number of times. I have no fetish but when your drunk you tend to share bathrooms :) |
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Hehehehehehehehe. BAM! |
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maybe wait untill you really have to go? untill you almost wet your trousers? I love it when they have fakie flies in the toilet so I can concentrate on the flie instead off my surroundings |
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What is a fakie flie? |
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Fly as in trouser zipper or fly as in flying insect? |
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I guess this thread will be closed... |
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How about having to shit? Looking for a toilet for that is like mining for gold. Is it true they piss in the streets in Paris? Where are you from virginpusher? |
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i once accidentally peed on my dean. true story, and i got away with it. Im Rick James, bitch. |
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(in a deep, manly voice) hey fellow men! i too have the same problem where i cannot urinate in public! i find it quite difficult at times! (notice i deliberately refrained from using the word "hard" in that last sentence!) glad i'm not the only one! and my fiancee' wonders why i take longer than her in the bathroom! (end manly voice) bogala i still love lobot with the tupee'. classic. |
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I piss everywhere...I just whip it out and drain it. I piss in the streets if there is no toilet near by. I suppose I am just a scally though and my opinion doesn't count. :P |
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The only problem I have with peeing in a public restroom is getting some drippage on pants. Totally not cool. O the Humiliation. My girlfriend gets a kick out of watching me pee, like when she's putting on makeup. What a weirdo. But, yeah, if ever I had a problem with someone watching me pee, she has made me pretty numb to it. Though I do have a problem speaking in public. |
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fakie flie; is fakie fly sorry about that |
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Howw can you have a problem speaking in public? It's no different than speaking in private. You people are wierd :D |
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