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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 10:21 [#01066972]
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http://zebox.com/norfzorf/ "00heffinalfffaud"
00heffinalfffaud is the latest audio composition not taking the world by strom! Here are some reviews esteemed critics would have written had any heard it:
"I listened to it with my ears. I have no further comments"- amazon.com
"It's really quite a forgetable track" -wired magazine
"It is actually unique in it's averageness."- the rolling stone
"In my mind it ranks higher than the 'somewhat average' category, all the way into the 'slightly not suckies' or higher!"- cdnow.com
That last one seems the most positive so I'll probably print it on the inside sleeve.
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2004-02-10 10:25 [#01066974]
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I listened to it.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-10 10:28 [#01066978]
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It is actually unique in it with my ears. I have no further averageness.
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-02-10 10:41 [#01066998]
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The best part is 2:21 into the track...I felt so good at that very moment.
Good work :P
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-V-
from Ensenada Drive on 2004-02-10 10:43 [#01067003]
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"I liked it so much, I ate my hamster!" -V-
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Jazembo
from The Earth ball on 2004-02-10 10:46 [#01067005]
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This would be great as a Part 2 to Horsefactory's 'The Memory Dog' track. (check it out)
Maybe you could rename it to 'The Emotion Cat"?
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2004-02-10 10:49 [#01067010]
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change your avatar
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 10:50 [#01067013]
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I think I'll use that review in the sleeve instead. It's misleadingly positive sounding to the consumers, and combined with some striking cover art I think I'll have a seller.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-10 10:50 [#01067014]
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"change your avatar"..?
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-02-10 10:51 [#01067015]
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Well i do think that the averageness of this track sets the bar for average!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 10:51 [#01067017]
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Ok, hold on.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-10 10:52 [#01067018]
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I wish this track was a beverage.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-02-10 10:52 [#01067019]
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let's push ian over and take his beverages!!
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-10 10:54 [#01067020]
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Ok, hold on.
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Jazembo
from The Earth ball on 2004-02-10 10:59 [#01067022]
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I wish this track was a beverage.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-02-10 11:01 [#01067026]
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.egareveb a saw kcart siht hsiw I
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-10 11:02 [#01067028]
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and BAM! suddenly this thread is ALL FUN!!
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2004-02-10 11:04 [#01067029]
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What's wrong with Ian Noll's avatar?
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Q4Z2X
on 2004-02-10 11:07 [#01067033]
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ok downloading. i'll try to give you a serious review. just for fun. for once.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 11:07 [#01067034]
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My name is NOT Ian Noll ! ! ! !
... it's s-st... steve... Maaaa... hony. Steve Mahony.
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-02-10 11:19 [#01067044]
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I like it a lot. But I like the other tracks you uploaded better.
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Clic
on 2004-02-10 11:22 [#01067046]
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What a piece of scouring pad.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-02-10 11:24 [#01067049]
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yeah ok ian
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 11:25 [#01067053]
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Thanks, you guys are rawesome!
That was not a nazi sign on my forehead by the way. It was counterclockwise so it was an american indian sign for changing seasons.
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2004-02-10 11:27 [#01067055]
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Yes.
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Q4Z2X
on 2004-02-10 11:36 [#01067067]
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i like how this has such a cartoon-y/wacky sound effect kind of timbre to it, but at the same time the melodies give it a nice emotive quality.
the sounds give it a nice weird, chaotic type of feel, but the melodies still give it enough structure. i think this could've been a quite bit longer and went off into some other tangents, and eventually returned to the same theme. But you made it short and sweet.
it seems sort of unserious and sombre at the same time. nice work.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 11:45 [#01067082]
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Wow, I don't think I've ever had a real review. I guess I'll print this one on the sleeve instead.
I WANT DOUGHNUTS!!!
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-10 12:36 [#01067151]
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woah dude, w M w is back.
welcome back w M w
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2004-02-10 12:39 [#01067153]
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of course - alwasy new that
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 12:42 [#01067156]
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Yes, I seem to have overcome my other self. I shut him out of my mind completely just like golum, or however you spell his name. I'd let him return, but he violated the sacred taboo password trust system.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 12:43 [#01067158]
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I really AM me... aren't I...?
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-10 12:43 [#01067159]
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um..
how did you get back exactly?
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-10 12:44 [#01067161]
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CHANGE YOUR AVATAR!
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 12:46 [#01067162]
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I had to use my Haxors. I still want to know what, other than poopoo, it was. I tried peepee... smokingroom... kaka... what was it, w M w?
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-10 12:46 [#01067164]
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doodoo
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 12:48 [#01067167]
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change it again??
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-10 12:49 [#01067170]
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when you made that avatar that said "this avatar sucks" it sent me over the edge and i changed it and gave you that "normal kid" avatar.. then i got real busy and forgot to tell you the new password. glad your back, it was going to suck trying to ask people for your email address, especially since the only person i knew would know it would be qtrer and his computer went kaput.
cool/sorry
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-10 12:49 [#01067171]
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no. thems just jokes
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 12:49 [#01067172]
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Damn! So obvious, why didn't I try that?? I also tried oopoop
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-10 12:49 [#01067173]
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change your avatar is the new xlt catchphrase
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2004-02-10 12:52 [#01067175]
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its good. i like it.
except that the mastering is a bit crappy. kinda muffled. but i like the pac man sounds and the vox samples. 3 of 5 stars i give 'er.
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epohs
from )C: on 2004-02-10 12:53 [#01067177]
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wmw was fun to wear.
i'm glad he's back from his trip to poshnu though. that wmw suit gave me a rash.
you really need to have it cleaned.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 13:00 [#01067180]
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That's ok, it was fun. Sorry I poked fun at your 10 minute work of art. These are the clues that gave you away due to my sharp detective skills:
1) you spawned the smoking room by resting your elbow comfortably on the mantel as me, then posted the most elaborate smoking room post as you in the smoking room
2) you said it was a terrible tragedy that kangaroo was eaten by mountain lions (it was)
3) I saw unfamiliar footsteps in the dirt next to my back door. They were of a baby cow, surely an accomplice in your wicked unmoderator-like behavior.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 13:06 [#01067188]
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hmm... now I don't know if it was epohs or pomme. Or if epohs IS pomme...
I suspect the latter, because pomme would surely use his moderator status to both steal from the poor and take advantage of the "only 1 account per user" rule.
Yeah, the "mastering" is muffled and crappy. The beats were done like 3 octaves lower and suck until they are raised 3 octaves which makes them slightly not suck.
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epohs
from )C: on 2004-02-10 13:06 [#01067190]
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elementary my dear wMwatson.
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-02-10 13:10 [#01067195]
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i shall listen. please return the favor.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 13:12 [#01067198]
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It was a good touch saying "wtf?" when reflex aka "finger pushing a button drawer" tried to smash my ego. The defensive stance made it convincing that the picture was really me. So here is my REAL picture in my current avatar. I look strangely like dj xammax but am not related to him.
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-10 13:14 [#01067200]
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no epohs is definately another dude. i shared your password with him because ive known him for 20 years. i am a different person from epohs.
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epohs
from )C: on 2004-02-10 13:15 [#01067203]
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your head is very symetrical. congradulations on that.
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-02-10 13:22 [#01067219]
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hey i like this. lots of sound variety, a very extensive palette, and strangely enough i enjoy the melody. not bad, sir. not bad at all. :D
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