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guess what? ...new track!!!!!!!!!! (sigh)
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 10:21 [#01066972]
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http://zebox.com/norfzorf/
"00heffinalfffaud"

00heffinalfffaud is the latest audio composition not taking
the world by strom! Here are some reviews esteemed critics
would have written had any heard it:

"I listened to it with my ears. I have no further comments"-
amazon.com

"It's really quite a forgetable track"
-wired magazine

"It is actually unique in it's averageness."- the rolling
stone

"In my mind it ranks higher than the 'somewhat average'
category, all the way into the 'slightly not suckies' or
higher!"- cdnow.com

That last one seems the most positive so I'll probably print
it on the inside sleeve.


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-02-10 10:25 [#01066974]
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I listened to it.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-10 10:28 [#01066978]
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It is actually unique in it with my ears. I have no further
averageness.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-10 10:41 [#01066998]
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The best part is 2:21 into the track...I felt so good at
that very moment.

Good work :P


 

offline -V- from Ensenada Drive on 2004-02-10 10:43 [#01067003]
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"I liked it so much, I ate my hamster!"
-V-


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2004-02-10 10:46 [#01067005]
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This would be great as a Part 2 to Horsefactory's 'The
Memory Dog' track. (check it out)

Maybe you could rename it to 'The Emotion Cat"?


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2004-02-10 10:49 [#01067010]
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change your avatar


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 10:50 [#01067013]
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I think I'll use that review in the sleeve instead. It's
misleadingly positive sounding to the consumers, and
combined with some striking cover art I think I'll have a
seller.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-10 10:50 [#01067014]
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"change your avatar"..?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-02-10 10:51 [#01067015]
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Well i do think that the averageness of this track sets the
bar for average!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 10:51 [#01067017]
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Ok, hold on.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-10 10:52 [#01067018]
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I wish this track was a beverage.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-02-10 10:52 [#01067019]
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let's push ian over and take his beverages!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-10 10:54 [#01067020]
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Ok, hold on.


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2004-02-10 10:59 [#01067022]
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I wish this track was a beverage.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-02-10 11:01 [#01067026]
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.egareveb a saw kcart siht hsiw I


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-10 11:02 [#01067028]
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and BAM! suddenly this thread is ALL FUN!!


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-02-10 11:04 [#01067029]
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What's wrong with Ian Noll's avatar?


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-02-10 11:07 [#01067033]
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ok downloading.
i'll try to give you a serious review.
just for fun.
for once.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 11:07 [#01067034]
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My name is NOT Ian Noll ! ! ! !

... it's s-st... steve... Maaaa... hony. Steve Mahony.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-02-10 11:19 [#01067044]
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I like it a lot. But I like the other tracks you uploaded
better.


 

offline Clic on 2004-02-10 11:22 [#01067046]
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What a piece of scouring pad.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-02-10 11:24 [#01067049]
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yeah ok ian


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 11:25 [#01067053]
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Thanks, you guys are rawesome!

That was not a nazi sign on my forehead by the way. It was
counterclockwise so it was an american indian sign for
changing seasons.


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-02-10 11:27 [#01067055]
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Yes.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-02-10 11:36 [#01067067]
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i like how this has such a cartoon-y/wacky sound effect kind
of timbre to it, but at the same time the melodies give it a
nice emotive quality.
the sounds give it a nice weird, chaotic type of feel, but
the melodies still give it enough structure. i think this
could've been a quite bit longer and went off into some
other tangents, and eventually returned to the same theme.
But you made it short and sweet.
it seems sort of unserious and sombre at the same time.
nice work.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 11:45 [#01067082]
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Wow, I don't think I've ever had a real review. I guess I'll
print this one on the sleeve instead.

I WANT DOUGHNUTS!!!


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-10 12:36 [#01067151]
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woah dude, w M w is back.

welcome back w M w


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2004-02-10 12:39 [#01067153]
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of course - alwasy new that


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 12:42 [#01067156]
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Yes, I seem to have overcome my other self. I shut him out
of my mind completely just like golum, or however you spell
his name. I'd let him return, but he violated the sacred
taboo password trust system.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 12:43 [#01067158]
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I really AM me... aren't I...?


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-10 12:43 [#01067159]
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um..

how did you get back exactly?


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-10 12:44 [#01067161]
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CHANGE YOUR AVATAR!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 12:46 [#01067162]
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I had to use my Haxors. I still want to know what, other
than poopoo, it was. I tried peepee... smokingroom...
kaka... what was it, w M w?


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-10 12:46 [#01067164]
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doodoo


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 12:48 [#01067167]
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change it again??


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-10 12:49 [#01067170]
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when you made that avatar that said "this avatar sucks" it
sent me over the edge and i changed it and gave you that
"normal kid" avatar.. then i got real busy and forgot to
tell you the new password. glad your back, it was going to
suck trying to ask people for your email address, especially
since the only person i knew would know it would be qtrer
and his computer went kaput.

cool/sorry


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-10 12:49 [#01067171]
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no. thems just jokes


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 12:49 [#01067172]
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Damn! So obvious, why didn't I try that?? I also tried
oopoop


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-10 12:49 [#01067173]
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change your avatar is the new xlt catchphrase


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-02-10 12:52 [#01067175]
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its good. i like it.

except that the mastering is a bit crappy. kinda muffled.
but i like the pac man sounds and the vox samples. 3 of 5
stars i give 'er.



 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-02-10 12:53 [#01067177]
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wmw was fun to wear.

i'm glad he's back from his trip to poshnu though. that wmw
suit gave me a rash.

you really need to have it cleaned.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 13:00 [#01067180]
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That's ok, it was fun. Sorry I poked fun at your 10 minute
work of art. These are the clues that gave you away due to
my sharp detective skills:
1) you spawned the smoking room by resting your elbow
comfortably on the mantel as me, then posted the most
elaborate smoking room post as you in the smoking room
2) you said it was a terrible tragedy that kangaroo was
eaten by mountain lions (it was)
3) I saw unfamiliar footsteps in the dirt next to my back
door. They were of a baby cow, surely an accomplice in your
wicked unmoderator-like behavior.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 13:06 [#01067188]
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hmm... now I don't know if it was epohs or pomme. Or if
epohs IS pomme...
I suspect the latter, because pomme would surely use his
moderator status to both steal from the poor and take
advantage of the "only 1 account per user" rule.

Yeah, the "mastering" is muffled and crappy. The beats were
done like 3 octaves lower and suck until they are raised 3
octaves which makes them slightly not suck.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-02-10 13:06 [#01067190]
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elementary my dear wMwatson.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-02-10 13:10 [#01067195]
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i shall listen. please return the favor.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-10 13:12 [#01067198]
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It was a good touch saying "wtf?" when reflex aka "finger
pushing a button drawer" tried to smash my ego. The
defensive stance made it convincing that the picture was
really me. So here is my REAL picture in my current avatar.
I look strangely like dj xammax but am not related to him.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-10 13:14 [#01067200]
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no epohs is definately another dude. i shared your password
with him because ive known him for 20 years. i am a
different person from epohs.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-02-10 13:15 [#01067203]
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your head is very symetrical. congradulations on that.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-02-10 13:22 [#01067219]
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hey i like this. lots of sound variety, a very extensive
palette, and strangely enough i enjoy the melody. not bad,
sir. not bad at all. :D


 


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