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I love Avril Lavigne, she is cute
 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-24 17:13 [#01047292]
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what kind of man wouldn't want to finish on her face, much
less any woman's.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-01-24 17:18 [#01047301]
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i know! What is it about the face finish that is so magical?
The look on the girls open mouth face? The initial contact?
The feeling of a job well done afterwards?

Ah! :)


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-24 17:21 [#01047304]
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the humiliation and degradation.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-24 17:25 [#01047309]
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It just gets worse and worse.

Monoid, you are a closed system, therefore your entropy
continues to increase due to the second law of
thermodynamics.


 

offline woj on 2004-01-24 19:07 [#01047435]
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she was a boy, he was a girl? now i dont wanna finish on her
face :/


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2004-01-24 21:01 [#01047574]
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I can't stand fucking Advil Latrine... that said, I'd fuck
her guitarist silly!


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-01-25 05:21 [#01047750]
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well, okay, forgetting her music

Avril Lavigne doesn't look attractive, not to me anyways.

It's okay for you to fancy her Monoid, but as long as you
know that her music isn't the only thing that is
manufactured....her image is also heavily scrutinised and
corrected/augmented.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-25 05:26 [#01047758]
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i'd fuck herr


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-25 05:27 [#01047759]
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i mean who do i think i fucking am, some kind of sexGod who
thinks he can have any woman he wants? fuck no, rright now
i'll take what i can get.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-01-25 05:29 [#01047762]
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does the thing in your avatar count as well?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-25 05:31 [#01047767]
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why not.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-01-25 05:33 [#01047770]
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i think it has smelly holes...


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-01-25 12:41 [#01048169]
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ahahahah!


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-01-25 12:48 [#01048180]
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this mr. woj fellow looks exactly like someone i
know.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-25 13:19 [#01048206]
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I'd only fuck her if it was in her butt and I could beat my
dick on her face as I finished on it. She's a mediawhore
poser bitch and her music sucks the entire world.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-25 13:19 [#01048208]
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<---- me: kermit. avril: stuffed animal


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-25 13:21 [#01048209]
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you romanic you!


 

offline PigeonSt from Detroit on 2004-01-25 13:32 [#01048227]
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frankly I'd like to have 60 live drummers at my disposal

I could conduct some fun sound experiments


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-25 13:51 [#01048258]
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you deserve them more than she does.


 

offline PigeonSt from Detroit on 2004-01-25 13:57 [#01048267]
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yeah I know, I wrote her songs for her


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-01-25 14:47 [#01048349]
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Is it me or does she look like she has a cock in that 1st
photo?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-25 14:57 [#01048361]
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I think it's just you.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-01-25 14:57 [#01048363]
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*agrees*


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-05-17 16:50 [#01192692]
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i'd just like to say that i find that lyric (in her latest
single... i think it's called "give it up") about how her
guyfriend's kisses make her "say oh oh" is cute... cause
it's a really odd way of saying what she is trying to say...
i think mf doom should write lyrics for her next album...


 

offline Neto from Ecatepec (Mexico) on 2004-05-17 17:24 [#01192790]
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hey guys, I found this

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enjoy the site


 

offline D-Steak from Kansas City, Mo. (United States) on 2004-05-17 17:25 [#01192799]
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ahhhhh hahahaah...wow....that wasn't safe for anywhere.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-05-17 17:36 [#01192829]
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Okay...I'm starting to hate this place.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-17 17:43 [#01192850]
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she seems cute enough. why do people hate her so?

i've never heard any of her songs


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2004-05-17 17:49 [#01192859]
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she's cute... her tunes are tolerable (sometimes the lyrics
get down right inane... but that hardly sets her apart from
any other pop music i'm forced to hear)... the only time she
bugs me is when she tries to sell herself by bad mouthing
people like britney spears... but seriously now! wouldn't it
be cool if mf doom did ghostwriting for popstars?! oh my god
it would be sweet!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-05-17 17:51 [#01192862]
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No, I'd start to question Doom, and btw: did ANYONE see that
link i posted? She looks like shit.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-05-17 17:51 [#01192863]
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i love hard rock...therefore i love avril. and she's
gorgeous.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-05-17 17:54 [#01192865]
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She's not cute at all. She's akin to the Olsen Twins, in
that I can not fathom why people find her attractive. 7 out
of 10 random girls on the street have better cheekbones,
sweeter asses, and nicely sculpted noses. And most of them
don't wear that damned eyeshadow.



 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-05-17 17:56 [#01192867]
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word.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-05-17 18:02 [#01192872]
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Oh jesus christ. I would close this thread.


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2004-05-17 21:26 [#01193134]
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Dude I'm going to send her fanmail with a semen sample
enclosed.

So basically yes I'd love to have a fucking 4 way with her
and the olsen twins


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-05-17 21:31 [#01193136]
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Grody to the max. Those girls need so much makeup to make
them not look like weird monkeys.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-05-17 21:49 [#01193140]
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i had a dream once, where Avril was telling me off, saying i
didn't tell her when i was going out and why didn't i
include her in my plans. Now everytime i see her i feel this
nagging guilty feeling. It's not strong enough to make me
listen to any of her records though.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-05-18 07:59 [#01193494]
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Hhahahhaha and stuff


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-05-18 08:04 [#01193496]
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i don't know her.

but i'd hit it.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-05-18 08:39 [#01193523]
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You could have any number of drummers you wanted. They just
need to be on the same click track and doing the same beat.


 

offline detheel on 2013-11-07 19:11 [#02464246]
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They just need to be on the same DUBturbo track


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2024-09-03 05:09 [#02638167]
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mmkay


 


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