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Hello everyone. I am conducting a new experiment. However, I need to gather some information before I begin. Please answer as honestly as possible: What would happen if you glued your ear to the following objects? : -A stick -Nelson Mandela -Another ear -An animal (for example a dog) -A ceiling -Water -Fire -A ghost -A time machine -The sun -A hand -Legs Please let me know ASAP horsefactory x x x |
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those are trick questions, right? |
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habl ahabla what kind of glue are we mambling about ? |
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STRONG glue |
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pain pain pain pain pain nothing pain nothing pain pain pain pain |
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well.uhm. mmmm'kay well if you stick your ear to glue it wil be slimy i glue it will stick your ear and it will be slimy. then it will your ear slimy stick, coz its glue simple as that |
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what color is the time machine? |
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ehehhe yeah, what color is it? |
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what the fuzk is this question here . huh ? its about kill bill glue, dont you se ??????????????????????? |
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Gelb (a new primary colour which is discovered in the year 2008 (I had to use the time machine to go forward to paint it this colour)) |
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I suppose this experiment will do, though I must say I'm partial to "ducktape your face to the cieling" and "sew your head to the carpet" experiments... |
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Isn't glue made from horses? |
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also, is the pre, or post apartheid nelson mandela? |
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Nelson Mandela: A journey that has yet to be seen. Another ear: No matter how many times i have tried this it always would up to be Nelson Mandela |
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hjasksd jiopas n e jswekj jocpwm43 mcopw mmc w;oek 43m ijocws w34m ae 2 e;kf slekfkwe fwpk f wp l ewoejkr and THAT will do it will do it will smith wild wild west shekechecke baby |
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It is the one I have here, in my house. I mean laboratory. "Hi nelson"..... "HI", says he. |
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HAHAHAHA |
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and THAT will do it will do it will smith wild wild west shekechecke baby Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time Summer summer summer time |
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whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wild wild west yeah yeah baby come on, lick it oh uh oh bang bang, doing dong whooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
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hillarity a case of the black death feedback blood hillarity bubbles blisters ectoplasm nothing. glue doesn't stick to gelb total enlightenment a nice place to prop your head the world may never know |
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"Come on and lick my black face" |
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i wanna make you screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam |
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i wanna make you creaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam You are posting messages too frequently... Please wait a minute! Relax! |
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will it be possible to ignore members on the new board? like, make their posts dissapear? |
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Excellent! I will now reveal my invention to the world: It is the Horsefactory(c) Ear Un-gluer. "Have you glued ear to the following?(see previous list) Then you need the horsefactory(c) Ear un-gluer. BUY NOW --- AT JUST 6,500 SQUELNORBS THIS IS AN OFFER You cannot afford to miss. Plus, Buy now and get a free tube of STRONG glue!" It will go on sale in around 2037 shortly after the declaration of the squelnorb as the new world currency. For your help I will give you around 300 squelnorbs. You will not be able to use them until the year 2037, but by then you will be dead. That is because the squelnorbs I plan to give you are actually tiny, tiny bombs. |
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Stick-I would clean my ear with it Mandela-No idea OtherEar-Depends who's ear really Animal-It would probably smell Ceiling-I would be left with one ear Water-I would look like I was in a bukkake movie Fire-My ear would go black and I would asphixiate (sp) on the fumes Ghost-I would try to run away TimeMachine-I would go forward in time until it became fashionable to have the aforementionned device stuck to me ear Sun-I would burn Hand-I wouldn't hear too well Legs-Depends on the legs |
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Ha ha, how foolish you woud look, running away from a ghost that was glued to your ear. You'll never get away. Just grow to accept it. You will probably never be close friends but you might be able to get along with it just fine after a few years. |
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he could get away if he had Horsefactory© Ear Un-gluer™ |
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How did you know about that??????????????????????????????????????????? |
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omfg |
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oh shit... i accidentally glued my ear to the tube of Horsefactory© Ear Un-gluer™ |
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Removal cost : around 300 sqlnrbs |
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fuck! |
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my wallet is glued to the ceiling. |
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along with Nelson Mandela |
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Crazy Nelson loves glue. He sticks everything to everything. He even sticks lego together. What's the point nelson? You can never take them apart. |
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damn, I just made a word up, I forgot about that. Well it is actually called Jelb. I spelt it wrong intentionally |
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aaaaaahh!!!! you jgelbed up the gjelb continuum O_o |
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