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Fucking George Foreman Grill
 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-16 10:49 [#01036406]
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so im cooking a quesadilla on my patented George Foreman
Grill when some maintenance guy starts knocking on the door
to my dorm, and my roomate starts freaking out b/c we aren't
supposed to have them. so I go to pick it up to bring into
my suitemate's room and forget that the grill has a lip on
the front for all the grease to run off, and actually hear
the flesh on my finger start to sizzle before I can pull it
away.. Now i'm typing this thing with only one hand as my
other got raped so hard... What are some at-home burn
remedies besides ice, as I just used it all...?


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-01-16 10:53 [#01036412]
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Lavender oil, pure vanilla extract, or aloe


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-01-16 10:53 [#01036413]
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oh my god that sucks. But why arent you supposed to have a
Foreman? those things are great.


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-01-16 10:54 [#01036418]
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oh yeah butter!

i got my hands on fire and butter helped
:(


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-01-16 10:58 [#01036424]
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i would make a joke about a 'frank bruno' grill but i think
it's unfair to make a joke out of someone that can't hit
back


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-16 10:58 [#01036425]
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we're not supposed to have them because they can start
fires... though microwaves can as well... oh well. really,
butter helps? will country crock spread do the same? *prays*


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-16 10:59 [#01036428]
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btw, those are good to know but I don't have any of them...
thx anyway ;)


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-01-16 11:01 [#01036431]
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can you have matches?


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-01-16 11:01 [#01036434]
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yeah dude spread some butter and it should help the
burn...:D and give it kisses


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-16 11:02 [#01036435]
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dont see why I'd need them here... even if I was going to
smoke I'd probably have a lighter... which we probably
aren't supposed to have either haha


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-16 11:04 [#01036442]
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OMG! it works! wait... it's starting to hurt again... i need
more!


 

offline Labium Sweat from United States on 2004-01-16 11:05 [#01036443]
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That sucks...

This might help, maybe not


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-01-16 11:07 [#01036447]
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rub sour cream on it baby.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-16 11:11 [#01036449]
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dont have any


 

offline Labium Sweat from United States on 2004-01-16 11:13 [#01036452]
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Put your burnt part in some cool water.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-16 11:16 [#01036458]
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hehe, well of course I've been doing that.. but unless I
want to stand by the sink for the next hour I need to find
some other options.. :D



 

offline Labium Sweat from United States on 2004-01-16 11:22 [#01036468]
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Don't you have some kind of lotion or something to put on
it?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-16 11:25 [#01036474]
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I don't think so, maybe my roomate or suitemates do but no
one else is home right now...


 

offline Labium Sweat from United States on 2004-01-16 11:29 [#01036478]
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Just go banging on everyones door asking for some Calamine
or something, maybe you'll make some new friends! lol...


 

offline japes from Suriname on 2004-01-16 12:05 [#01036519]
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"It was so good, I put my name on it."


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-16 12:06 [#01036525]
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haha


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-16 12:08 [#01036529]
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so why arre you not allowed one?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-16 12:09 [#01036531]
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cuz if they are left on too long they could catch fire to
something and burn the dorm down, I guess.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-16 12:11 [#01036533]
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much like a heaterr of prractically any sorrt, much like
cigarrettes, much like... i rrest my case alrready. yourr
college sucks.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-16 12:12 [#01036536]
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well i live in florida and never need the heater, and we
can't smoke in here anyway, it will set off the fire
alarms.. but I agree it sucks.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-16 12:13 [#01036539]
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yeah, i won this one didn't i?


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-16 12:14 [#01036544]
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all George Foreman`s kids are called George. Even his
offspring who have fuds!

wicked!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-16 12:15 [#01036546]
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fuds?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-16 12:16 [#01036550]
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o heck, does that mean the old guy down the strreet is the
offsprring of G Foreman.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-16 12:16 [#01036551]
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fuds=cunts, pussies, twats, vaginas, holes etc etc blah
blah!!!

!!!!!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-16 12:18 [#01036558]
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hmm.. never heard that one before.. nice! *adds to slang
dictionary*


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-16 12:19 [#01036562]
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He's frrom Scotland, ignorre him.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-16 12:21 [#01036568]
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it works in plural or singular. Ye can say "I wish I had 12
blonde ladeez with shaved fuds rubbin me with chestnut oil"

Or ye can say " See that guy David Hasselhoff, he`s a heavy
fud!"

Or if someone on the board is spoutin pretentious mumbojumbo
just give a quick, easy and direct retort ie:

"ya fud"

:D


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-01-16 12:21 [#01036570]
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ya fud


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-01-16 12:22 [#01036574]
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thats gash


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-16 12:22 [#01036575]
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haha


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-16 12:22 [#01036576]
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nicely executed.. top form


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2004-01-16 19:18 [#01037343]
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I just used my Foreman grill. Got it for christmas, very
cool.

Cooked chicken on it, 6 minutes, cooked perfectly. I love
it.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-01-16 19:33 [#01037359]
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We've got one, I like the hotdogs that it makes. I really
don't see any connection to George Foreman at all though. It
could be a Sylvester Stallone and I wouldn't know why or
care.


 

offline Labium Sweat from United States on 2004-01-16 19:55 [#01037392]
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Or Stephen Hawking for that matter! lol.


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-16 20:42 [#01037435]
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Could someone tell me how to make toasted cheese sandwiches
using that grill? I don't know anything about cooking.


 

offline PigeonSt from Detroit on 2004-01-16 22:31 [#01037485]
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It's a common college dorm regulation.

for burns, the best thing is to put ice on it for as long as
you can

I burned myself a couple times two weeks ago, the one I put
ice on for a while healed a lot faster than the one I only
ran under cold water for a minute

Don't break the blister right away

when you do break the blister, leave the dead skin over the
burn, to act as a wet dressing

the dead skin will harden and eventually you will be able to
peel it off, the underneath skin should be o.k. to be
exposed by then

keep it clean


 

offline -V- from Ensenada Drive on 2004-01-16 22:40 [#01037490]
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bit of oil... butter... sour cream... little salt... some
pepper... and then you have a tasty snack!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-16 22:45 [#01037494]
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ITS SO GGOOD I PUT MY NAME ON IT


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-16 23:30 [#01037501]
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i love beuter


 


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