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offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2004-01-11 05:13 [#01027792]
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www.godsaidmansaid.com

didn't have the bandwidth/time to look at the flash intro
but the rest of the site really did a good job of pissing me
off.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-11 05:22 [#01027794]
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theres no fun in being damentalists


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-11 05:33 [#01027797]
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What a load of bollocks.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-01-11 05:55 [#01027804]
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Amusingly, they connsider you the damned ones :P


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-11 06:00 [#01027806]
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That flash intro is the greatest thing I've ever seen.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2004-01-11 06:51 [#01027824]
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must give it a look then


 

offline uzim on 2004-01-11 07:03 [#01027832]
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hahahaha XD

this flash intro is overpowerful...


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-01-11 07:04 [#01027833]
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well im not getting circumcised Now thats for sure.


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-11 07:20 [#01027845]
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"God commands all male children to be circumcised on the
eighth day."

Why didn't he create Man without a foreskin in the first
place? Is that an admission of a little design fault on
God's part?

"Ahhh, there it is, Man; my creation. Perfect and holy in
every way... hold on! Shit! I've left a little bit of skin
on the end of his cock. Now I will have to create smegma."

Or, God is a woman and is suffering from penis envy?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-11 07:21 [#01027847]
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hahaha


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-01-11 07:48 [#01027858]
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they say its a way to differentiate from adam! bad adam....
:D


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-01-11 07:50 [#01027860]
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coz ads had foreskin


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-11 07:50 [#01027862]
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Maybe God was having a drink with some Gods from other
universes...

"Hey, Yahweh, I bet you can't get your hu-mons to cut that
sensitive bit of skin off the ends of their dicks"

"Oh yeah? Watch this..."


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-01-11 07:55 [#01027866]
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lol
why are gods so powerful?
weak god! anyone?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-11 07:57 [#01027868]
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I don't think Jesus is so powerful - he has to wait at least
2000 years after he comes before he can come again.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-11 07:58 [#01027869]
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last time he forgot the safeword


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-01-11 08:02 [#01027874]
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:D nice one fleetmouse :D


 

offline knobcheese from Perth (Australia) on 2004-01-11 08:24 [#01027900]
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there's something about self mutilation that i don't like.
if it evolved to be there, then ain't it supposed to be
there. oh whoops sorry no evolution here.

incest anyone?


 

offline handoverthecart on 2004-01-11 10:46 [#01028040]
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i like how whenever they can't explain something they
dismiss it as the work of the devil


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-01-11 11:12 [#01028056]
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like autechre for example


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-11 11:18 [#01028064]
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Heh. I've just been reading a thread at CARM where a
Christian posted a Catholic miracle as evidence of the
supernatural - but he thinks it's demonic because, you know,
those Catholics ain't right.

Anyhoo the evidence seems to consist of little girls doing
Pilates movements, mmmm hmmmm.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-01-11 12:05 [#01028128]
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fuck


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-11 12:11 [#01028140]
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man with a flash intro like that WHERE are the people with
guns diving away from explosions in slow motion?


 

offline knobcheese from Perth (Australia) on 2004-01-11 12:13 [#01028142]
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she's holding onto something which explains why there's
nothing under her.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-11 12:14 [#01028146]
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I'll have to watch the video - maybe she's levitating the
way those transcendental meditators levitate, by bouncing
along on her buttocks.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-11 12:16 [#01028150]
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god that site sucks.


 

offline knobcheese from Perth (Australia) on 2004-01-11 12:24 [#01028174]
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now you have THE RECORD


 


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