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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-10 08:09 [#01026395]
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While I was banned from XLT, I had the oppurtunity to leave my basement, and be myself. Yesterday night I stayed out of town in a Hotel....like I do every friday night.
First, I put Christina Aguileras "Fighter" into the CD player, set it to repeat and got busy.
I put on a pair of black fishnet stockings and a black D Cup satin bra, and nothing else.
Next I danced around to the music, while I rubbed vaseline all over my cock until it was very hard.
Next came the exciting part.
Once my cock was really hard, I opened up the Hotel room door, and ran down to the Ice machine, grabbed a few Ice cubes and shoved them up my ass. I then proceded to ejaculate all over the floor in the ice machine room, and then ran back into my Hotel room and took a warm bath with vanilla-scented bathe oils
Ive only been caught six times.
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2004-01-10 08:10 [#01026396]
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good times
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-10 08:13 [#01026399]
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Well what a way to be back from B7
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-01-10 08:14 [#01026401]
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Lehoo
Ooser!
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Jedi Chris
on 2004-01-10 08:15 [#01026402]
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I see your little break hasn't changed you at all.
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uzim
on 2004-01-10 08:16 [#01026403]
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you're insane... : )
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-10 08:16 [#01026404]
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I think thelack of girlfriend reason has been made clearer.
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polygon_ring
from somewhere else on 2004-01-10 08:24 [#01026407]
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monoid, even your fantasies start to suck.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-10 08:29 [#01026408]
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You guys should see me dance around with my cock between my legs....like that guy in "Silence of the lambs"
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eXXailon
from purgatory on 2004-01-10 08:40 [#01026409]
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It places the lotion in the basket.... It places the lotion in the basket....
PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-01-10 08:43 [#01026413]
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hahahaha
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-10 08:45 [#01026414]
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Oh dear, oh dear oh dear. I belive I have found a picture that was taken last night....
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-01-10 08:46 [#01026415]
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hahahahatwo
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promo
from United Kingdom on 2004-01-10 08:53 [#01026423]
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No offence Manoid but that shit is almost as screwed up giginger
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-01-10 08:54 [#01026424]
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Verry bad post.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-10 09:35 [#01026438]
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Lol.
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2004-01-10 09:43 [#01026440]
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i'm nervous.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-10 10:31 [#01026490]
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HAHAHHAA
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uzim
on 2004-01-10 10:33 [#01026501]
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Anus_Presley > well, it's a post from promo... : )
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2004-01-10 11:12 [#01026547]
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"this is how i live my life.... i drink and smoke and screw and write"
-storm troopers of death-
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knobcheese
from Perth (Australia) on 2004-01-10 11:16 [#01026551]
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hey next time i'll go to the ice machine with ya.
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pantalaimon
from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-10 12:13 [#01026641]
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medication not working again?
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-10 13:26 [#01026809]
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I ran out of Doxepin :(
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AlfredPMcLovely
from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-10 15:05 [#01026953]
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do you have a livejournal monoid?
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-01-10 15:10 [#01026960]
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he must
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AlfredPMcLovely
from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-10 15:11 [#01026961]
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i want to read his ironic angsty poetry
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-01-10 15:13 [#01026965]
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No I dont....sorry....my life is boring
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-01-10 15:15 [#01026966]
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ahhh you'rre ok Monoid
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2004-01-10 15:45 [#01027007]
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doesn't sound boring to me.
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rez
from here on 2004-01-10 15:46 [#01027009]
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start one, monoid
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-10 16:59 [#01027144]
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That was good.
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